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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。% _' \" S( w" D. G7 x
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( @3 G) T& e x; h, w
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- }2 _5 R7 @ O p DConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around & k6 q6 g% m, `+ B
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk % l; i8 v* t3 m+ S6 e( B O1 v
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
. c& u( M) S. }# a# @4 {Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
; A% R3 W) v# h% F C2 ^: @Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
9 h" g8 s0 J6 b% ^, b" CConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
~* F2 x* k+ |5 z- N* zConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
9 c& c/ p; j$ x' XConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ; s0 @# C$ h. ]5 B
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ( f8 U, _6 ~0 Q
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
1 Y. [$ A* p; T/ m1 u9 wConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 2 \$ ^ k) n/ G6 n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ( X" g8 e2 P0 m* i& ?( i! W
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
8 u' ?2 p3 N) w0 C/ T8 p" q% ?Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
2 q" k- v3 w8 [Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
8 R3 b2 Y& R+ ]% O' s1 M0 m9 a$ nConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ( i& y7 ]* x; S( T
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted " w4 F+ o* l: [2 o% `0 O6 F* b
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
2 u ?! B2 t& ~ D4 I7 m9 \Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level $ W% o/ A; W! V) H
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ; O9 J* J0 @! S) `$ \3 X
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 5 x1 U/ g6 _! h1 U6 l) Y
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ h' @$ `1 _$ l) n$ m+ lConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy $ A6 R( k# E' A8 v! |
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
3 S1 F4 `" V D8 }( p% U3 S5 g! tConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy & o4 A2 t! J* S" `
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
1 l$ w* z9 o+ O P/ H( [Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 6 n4 r/ X) ^# a! L8 E( S* x
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
! u, X( M. V# |+ e6 V3 rConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ( ]9 q' ]1 D0 l; z: {4 O8 W. `; b
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ! R; H+ {6 i' O4 p0 _- c
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ( K; x+ @2 a0 i! b. O( h: Z
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
( _! m; q$ j4 U, KConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 8 v# D0 c3 S9 k# t. T) @
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
6 T+ N: \8 U& P6 ?8 mConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ) J E' x5 e/ A& F: n. T* J! A
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
4 o: z7 n _" @2 N' G$ ZConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
2 z1 O0 Z6 @) `; N8 q" WConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
/ S1 U$ o0 m1 p6 @% T' u+ NConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 5 d" ? [7 A7 j g, @7 _# c
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic & u6 {3 G1 t: m* x* k
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ) t$ `2 ], R' u9 y2 O$ j
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
F5 Y- ~4 E% X; VConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
0 ]' ]0 q# L& ?1 t3 K3 U" fConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ! o" T" k* l; Q2 x6 G h
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 9 C, m( `8 c" S* `6 y5 ^6 j
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
3 b( l7 o1 }2 x/ S | s5 f/ @Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
$ s+ f9 |- h, mConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
$ l7 O* l& n v; O. C# iConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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