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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。" B% Q' P+ Y N- W
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
" S4 W2 [# O) `6 Y3 L( D0 E8 iConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone " Y0 n9 Q: \( V ~5 y* V( O# |7 y
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around % w# X& d" k0 c( p5 ~
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
8 R& d0 d& H4 @Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
- X% ~9 V$ l& O: ^: J- gConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
$ E2 t+ W6 O4 S+ uConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house + e/ S( Y" g3 Y s) J* p) d
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 0 N! I2 p( B' \
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 1 W- Q( Z" i$ E0 _. i/ o0 C
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 1 N- H& T& z$ g
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
& [4 s2 A0 @, x* I5 LConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
1 Q7 ~- R# g- QConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
! K% J# Q$ R5 M: }# ?Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
" O) A1 I0 u( A9 NConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 1 Q/ N, T5 T% t. M! R8 u
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
: c7 G/ H5 W4 [! R. u- kConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
& Z; O4 _9 H- x# Q7 tConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 6 O3 t# l; z& P9 ?- k
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
' G% U8 {+ Q8 oConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
8 S$ d) z. ?8 T1 i7 `Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
2 V5 D* ~2 a, B1 ZConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
7 S" a+ ~& p4 e5 K) G: E4 SConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
9 W( j4 G) ?: f5 VConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
$ w8 { k+ k: s6 ?8 U7 Q1 IConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
2 j" O) K/ h* y' A- d H8 k' WConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 0 I9 N; t( o' [3 t- b
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
6 o- v" M6 u- T; ]Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people * I3 u) v7 [* h# I2 f
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean . J% z4 ]' ^* v
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
4 y+ k1 [& m* SConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
8 G/ p* @7 k* w+ i. n, KConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab + M& o1 D7 T/ V
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 5 r+ v( {% r8 H
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
u! H r: h0 w! R: t1 Z4 \Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
, M3 Q0 }. K% wConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
9 f w, }7 g/ x1 X# F: O7 A# OConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
+ z8 q+ J) ~8 @7 jConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
: z6 ^/ R. P+ o2 O0 m, [: uConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
' y) {; B0 E# y0 T2 \Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ' O& ^0 l& `5 a$ u4 ?
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion & s. z1 r' ~6 |0 h- A- W
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
. _/ N3 D% {1 k1 }& dConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
* F6 b9 ~4 D- JConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ( O# ]4 o& Y4 ^6 u
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 9 M% l" J# {# F C) v
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground & e8 X6 J) \" r8 w' O: k
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit , z g! ? D% N
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
6 s; F m* m* N$ j6 {8 ], ^, kConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
# n% u/ H% u1 Y TConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
$ r5 v, ?6 M$ F$ _8 x* U- R! b$ IConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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