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什么意思?加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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发表于 2016-3-24 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
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不懂。孔夫子说过?
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发表于 2016-3-24 11:13 | 显示全部楼层
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
7 ?$ g' v+ `0 J* C4 c  s" x  ]孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
" I+ X1 e1 Q7 ^" l  m6 M7 ~Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  # n: ?* F7 c( J( d
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  # p" ]/ o; L6 n& ^; `) I. P
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  
' `% D! t. @! k* ]6 xConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  + a' ~6 u) B, d; {# U. ~; I
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  7 n& W- g* S* \, a0 V; M/ W. I4 V
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
& `$ ]& s0 N- D( `Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  / k& R: P+ |# t  H4 T
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  ! x  z% r% t* |! f( ~8 s1 X
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  
; E, n& G, E8 I1 IConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  
2 y0 K( v6 E$ B' ]6 g: ?Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  
2 N/ X% \. M5 T9 LConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on  : n# _2 R% D1 Z, M% N
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  
' w% V% v) L' q3 C: T  p5 aConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  3 N6 r0 {# S, s( ^) y
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  / O+ s8 a0 h* \( u3 G
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  
# X8 [0 U9 D3 g% W8 x& d/ WConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired  * ]3 p. k1 V1 c5 b; F1 @# O5 ?6 y
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  " C% ~' K" ~) K1 b8 Y
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
2 g5 u. R. F, N1 KConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  3 C$ e- X5 {+ W( L, T
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  
, `& |2 U" r1 z" |! M  XConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  % b, w) J) c3 ]* o0 X6 ~9 x" h
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  ) y" h! }; t) F0 U$ B
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  
1 _! Y5 r; }7 X  u# NConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  
; F" h( e1 \! B1 hConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  
$ u6 P. V$ m5 J/ E  HConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  ) D9 t" v& n$ i3 P$ E3 J) t
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  
( J* ~5 @3 r, Y" d# g7 u/ kConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  
, O$ Q4 M' T+ e4 OConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  1 {$ n9 T0 z: n& _5 c
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  5 _6 |  f5 u' b2 @% R5 r8 |
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  ) p7 B# i. N* {& L2 x  n% V3 e
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  
( p8 [6 n9 l) I* v. A6 r9 O6 ?$ jConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  ) I% ]" H7 M/ p/ _$ h. L
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  4 A2 N6 }. d8 ~, S
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  
# a1 A1 V( d2 O* T+ \' {Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  
4 e4 F" g  v) k/ d- d1 a4 _Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  " z. p# Q* ]6 k" Z- R
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  
! P1 T- F! x4 I+ h' S3 qConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  . D( r, L2 I( j2 L6 k* L7 z
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  
* s; o2 G% O9 n! h; r/ I) X% C  {Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  2 C0 f7 a5 e& V  C1 c# ]6 v- M
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  
1 N* r+ ?* @9 X9 P) C% |Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  1 \  g  ^( h7 E& n1 `( }
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  6 ?6 G/ Z3 P1 \  s6 z' b
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  
! d+ k* l/ B0 r" @1 cConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  * {! T, O; P  Q) ?
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  / {! c( H. Y  _1 y# ?( I: \# G
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face    G' j7 i+ n; s
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
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发表于 2016-3-24 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
三思而后行
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发表于 2016-3-24 13:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
子曰:“屎定了”
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 21:01 | 显示全部楼层
Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:55
6 c3 o1 u  B/ z! f! N9 F9 g; a三思而后行

' E4 F" t- F) h2 [' H真的假的?好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道,这雅是完全不沾边。
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