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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
/ T( v8 D ]. \( j" z孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?5 M ^. C1 I' ]/ k* |2 I5 |/ h
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
/ X2 C: ?4 B6 p. `! N7 ZConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
" D3 k$ j- T p$ w; Z; g0 xConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
6 o5 d. O! y- |2 r% H; NConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
' Q; @5 P. |: y' d2 ?. n$ kConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
, q( o, e0 G4 _! L4 kConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
( |5 \0 w7 o/ B* ?* _# d2 l5 cConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
[ _' x& Y: H- EConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
, ], v7 j. U) `6 A6 W. sConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants + x. W u! M3 d! p2 M) p: L! I& Z' [" }
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 4 ^# q/ f; J7 t/ E
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 9 X. I" {$ p+ N# k/ ~& H
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 5 E4 _4 H) p' G4 g7 I4 c3 U
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
y& g. e$ w2 C' dConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
/ C1 n; J# j/ U1 U" KConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
X% v1 z" e, }& D' X6 dConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ' s1 S/ `2 k2 C! V6 P7 k& V
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired . F/ s' }5 _' s) A7 l+ f9 G" e
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ! W7 R2 D1 c4 N1 g& b7 r( I6 ~
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 3 |2 L! b! V' @! @3 D& Y! l. g$ L
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
1 Y" G8 x- O" U% F5 u9 xConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
2 N& Z- i: X( T9 [Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ! |1 R* t5 ~# v0 I* x# n& X# `
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot + }& g; U& d) k: i( P
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
/ A3 X4 B9 M- u! o( S" ?5 h7 e. HConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts " I! D @9 n( ~: J9 l' L
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
4 f" }% b( F, L* N0 A. `" @Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
9 m9 M8 d& ?; [- X$ [- vConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean * D" ], E+ G5 ?$ \) S- g4 b. w
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
7 [* P' Z1 R& K* `* i% k, r% D4 @Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand & B, ^ Y, ^! E$ Y% {2 o7 _+ l2 c
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab . c8 K/ p" y# Q4 F
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 5 |+ d" V" l3 ?4 t! i
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
4 l5 T j n* {' k6 j$ W* e' Y, c$ XConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
7 A; R3 ]4 M* p% CConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
8 u, H( M" j% P. n2 m' SConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
. E: H! Q1 o! B# zConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
$ Q$ W7 p* d; Y! V- FConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
* X k S2 }% |; e9 gConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
- d! T7 j8 _$ J* x8 kConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
k8 l1 B' I' h. ]$ G: NConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 3 ]0 ^: C" W$ n0 f+ {! V+ E
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
; p6 u: I5 r k a3 IConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
6 {! a- R U4 q: |/ [( y1 n1 AConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ; W( v1 g+ o* o ]0 O0 ]
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground . T4 d2 c, A0 s h, }$ y
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ( q8 i" I. X% k
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
( i& ~6 h+ X2 w' Y ~2 vConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag : V- {8 l/ X' D; o
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ; F/ _$ Z# m2 m' C
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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