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什么意思?加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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发表于 2016-3-24 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
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  p& k* i+ S; H# c+ P不懂。孔夫子说过?
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 11:13 | 显示全部楼层
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。% _' \" S( w" D. G7 x
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( @3 G) T& e  x; h, w
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  
- }2 _5 R7 @  O  p  DConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  & k6 q6 g% m, `+ B
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  % l; i8 v* t3 m+ S6 e( B  O1 v
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  
. c& u( M) S. }# a# @4 {Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  
; A% R3 W) v# h% F  C2 ^: @Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
9 h" g8 s0 J6 b% ^, b" CConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  
  ~* F2 x* k+ |5 z- N* zConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  
9 c& c/ p; j$ x' XConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  ; s0 @# C$ h. ]5 B
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  ( f8 U, _6 ~0 Q
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  
1 Y. [$ A* p; T/ m1 u9 wConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on  2 \$ ^  k) n/ G6 n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  ( X" g8 e2 P0 m* i& ?( i! W
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  
8 u' ?2 p3 N) w0 C/ T8 p" q% ?Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  
2 q" k- v3 w8 [Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  
8 R3 b2 Y& R+ ]% O' s1 M0 m9 a$ nConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired  ( i& y7 ]* x; S( T
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  " w4 F+ o* l: [2 o% `0 O6 F* b
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
2 u  ?! B2 t& ~  D4 I7 m9 \Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  $ W% o/ A; W! V) H
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  ; O9 J* J0 @! S) `$ \3 X
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  5 x1 U/ g6 _! h1 U6 l) Y
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  
+ h' @$ `1 _$ l) n$ m+ lConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  $ A6 R( k# E' A8 v! |
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  
3 S1 F4 `" V  D8 }( p% U3 S5 g! tConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  & o4 A2 t! J* S" `
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  
1 l$ w* z9 o+ O  P/ H( [Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  6 n4 r/ X) ^# a! L8 E( S* x
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  
! u, X( M. V# |+ e6 V3 rConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  ( ]9 q' ]1 D0 l; z: {4 O8 W. `; b
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  ! R; H+ {6 i' O4 p0 _- c
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  ( K; x+ @2 a0 i! b. O( h: Z
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  
( _! m; q$ j4 U, KConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  8 v# D0 c3 S9 k# t. T) @
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  
6 T+ N: \8 U& P6 ?8 mConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  ) J  E' x5 e/ A& F: n. T* J! A
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  
4 o: z7 n  _" @2 N' G$ ZConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  
2 z1 O0 Z6 @) `; N8 q" WConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  
/ S1 U$ o0 m1 p6 @% T' u+ NConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  5 d" ?  [7 A7 j  g, @7 _# c
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  & u6 {3 G1 t: m* x* k
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  ) t$ `2 ], R' u9 y2 O$ j
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  
  F5 Y- ~4 E% X; VConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  
0 ]' ]0 q# L& ?1 t3 K3 U" fConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  ! o" T" k* l; Q2 x6 G  h
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  9 C, m( `8 c" S* `6 y5 ^6 j
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  
3 b( l7 o1 }2 x/ S  |  s5 f/ @Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  
$ s+ f9 |- h, mConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face  
$ l7 O* l& n  v; O. C# iConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2016-3-24 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
三思而后行
鲜花(4) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2016-3-24 13:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 21:01 | 显示全部楼层
Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:55
! J- y. J5 v+ ^# ~$ J+ y, q% C三思而后行
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真的假的?好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道,这雅是完全不沾边。
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