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1 T2 `2 N4 z8 s孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! P3 k8 i' `$ o; i2 r" k- k. _Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ; F( X6 B. y5 Q8 g- }& [
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
: W: Q9 H8 H; k$ z, \Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
1 F3 {6 S, r) g, ^) WConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
1 k7 W7 k7 @! b; z9 c3 X2 t, zConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 5 K$ Q9 ^- I9 k- W
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house / m3 K/ }* s- p; ~
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night " R2 b0 e; f: H, J- V
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
& o, k5 [; C1 j" ?: ^- NConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants $ b. d/ s) G3 o$ `3 k
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient + p& c( { _. q1 P5 w
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 5 Y8 e2 G6 a; d0 P5 Y/ _4 \$ Z
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ; P' Q# T; t6 C. I: j7 V
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
0 P' H1 V' g. {Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week _. J2 U% R3 y2 p: g7 F+ ~% f. [( |
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 8 p$ J" A" w2 p. d0 g+ e
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts / W* D+ o6 f0 V8 o; }/ y
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
) U2 W/ f9 p$ s: dConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
+ U; s" C& s6 V8 [" dConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist % v! g9 T N# Y5 K; s/ ~
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ; V5 v. m+ \8 x7 w8 M
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
. R- d; K1 ?. BConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 3 C$ Q! @# d1 Y
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot / X9 C. j8 ?. r% \! q0 P
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ; l0 u% J) c5 {
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
) O$ M! m& W! b) I5 HConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 9 I- t; [/ B* e
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% O" ^: a* A6 V' I1 lConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ; J f6 h* K- Z% {- i5 Y Q
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok w2 l0 w/ _8 P0 Z8 m; {
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand . O2 z/ e9 D @, @
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab $ C! ?% k8 ?( _7 g. _9 D3 W
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
2 n8 v+ z% l* f- Q% X7 o5 rConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts & Q, U3 o/ @9 M0 R$ K8 Z: G% D) h+ s7 f5 V
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders " U$ o$ h8 F, _7 x
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 g& V4 U+ R7 k3 T9 p* A
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
" i& U$ m+ [! d/ C2 o2 I% R* yConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
- m: B- b$ g+ v$ X$ b& _: N, ]Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
; r' _1 u& x* w) y" tConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 1 W' \# u9 Q. a4 k P
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
; l! U. ^: d. y, U: [Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
$ [) k. n' e- x! R6 @! j3 ]$ cConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny + G' I& U |/ W, L) ]( Z6 L: i
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ - A" a+ R K( W9 w9 x3 {2 _
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit : t7 P) [$ v4 p& i8 B
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground & l( G6 T* k+ Q n, E
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
x' G% W1 X/ a. }1 I4 RConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth . ^! `1 d: k' h' f$ ?0 m. o
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 6 V) m: I) V2 L
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ! g1 B/ R4 D" r" G: m6 q
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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