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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
7 ?$ g' v+ `0 J* C4 c s" x ]孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
" I+ X1 e1 Q7 ^" l m6 M7 ~Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone # n: ?* F7 c( J( d
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around # p" ]/ o; L6 n& ^; `) I. P
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
' `% D! t. @! k* ]6 xConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it + a' ~6 u) B, d; {# U. ~; I
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 7 n& W- g* S* \, a0 V; M/ W. I4 V
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
& `$ ]& s0 N- D( `Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night / k& R: P+ |# t H4 T
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ! x z% r% t* |! f( ~8 s1 X
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
; E, n& G, E8 I1 IConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 y0 K( v6 E$ B' ]6 g: ?Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
2 N/ X% \. M5 T9 LConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on : n# _2 R% D1 Z, M% N
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
' w% V% v) L' q3 C: T p5 aConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 3 N6 r0 {# S, s( ^) y
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent / O+ s8 a0 h* \( u3 G
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
# X8 [0 U9 D3 g% W8 x& d/ WConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired * ]3 p. k1 V1 c5 b; F1 @# O5 ?6 y
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted " C% ~' K" ~) K1 b8 Y
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
2 g5 u. R. F, N1 KConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 3 C$ e- X5 {+ W( L, T
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
, `& |2 U" r1 z" |! M XConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck % b, w) J) c3 ]* o0 X6 ~9 x" h
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ) y" h! }; t) F0 U$ B
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
1 _! Y5 r; }7 X u# NConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
; F" h( e1 \! B1 hConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
$ u6 P. V$ m5 J/ E HConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ) D9 t" v& n$ i3 P$ E3 J) t
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
( J* ~5 @3 r, Y" d# g7 u/ kConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
, O$ Q4 M' T+ e4 OConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 1 {$ n9 T0 z: n& _5 c
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 5 _6 | f5 u' b2 @% R5 r8 |
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ) p7 B# i. N* {& L2 x n% V3 e
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
( p8 [6 n9 l) I* v. A6 r9 O6 ?$ jConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ) I% ]" H7 M/ p/ _$ h. L
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 4 A2 N6 }. d8 ~, S
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
# a1 A1 V( d2 O* T+ \' {Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
4 e4 F" g v) k/ d- d1 a4 _Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew " z. p# Q* ]6 k" Z- R
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
! P1 T- F! x4 I+ h' S3 qConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion . D( r, L2 I( j2 L6 k* L7 z
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
* s; o2 G% O9 n! h; r/ I) X% C {Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 2 C0 f7 a5 e& V C1 c# ]6 v- M
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
1 N* r+ ?* @9 X9 P) C% |Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 1 \ g ^( h7 E& n1 `( }
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 6 ?6 G/ Z3 P1 \ s6 z' b
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
! d+ k* l/ B0 r" @1 cConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth * {! T, O; P Q) ?
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag / {! c( H. Y _1 y# ?( I: \# G
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face G' j7 i+ n; s
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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