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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。0 u! T4 X6 x) ^8 w
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
6 r0 A0 m, e$ D8 L& m" qConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
! a5 \ \$ P o. fConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around $ g N$ {# w& `/ \& [
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
^( M1 `3 ~; B; g( K0 Q! o3 z2 NConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it % C$ ]9 I# C, g4 D9 ~7 u
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
2 N; e. e1 N& s k3 xConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
4 j8 G9 p2 r) U$ D' P' XConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night : I1 T" `( w, C% b
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
) I+ ~; `3 |- O" x5 [* SConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
' f0 W1 s0 O6 w RConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 2 n8 k$ T5 N& T
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
; g( Z( K6 T9 ^0 ~+ fConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 8 ~2 ^( A4 {, b8 r6 K
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
2 p% ?; E T7 i$ tConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week # G9 l- l" W' F- F6 W
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 2 Y) q" a. L4 ?8 C4 m: k7 t" Y
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
) D8 d7 u& @6 \3 O6 [, ]+ ~Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired & F2 ?! k4 x) x
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 3 b1 R. R/ ]- N! b% k- x7 r
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist - L1 X' B7 Q, O* d/ j
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 C* m }: t* _6 @5 B
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 7 ~; ~1 Z# z. ^0 Y, z
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck + w9 ?& c) n$ E# t' y1 J
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
0 D s" K8 G6 i4 Q0 A0 P; R B: YConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy # r! [% b5 P8 O$ M4 V5 [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
( i: o5 S$ n* j) C, I& L2 I0 i) ]Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
7 j% Y/ Z0 a( B5 a. ?: ~Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
8 B& z8 N: d- c. W2 M# w: j. ?Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
3 F0 R8 z H' B" y* \, P8 k+ g, fConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
1 q0 `9 @* S n# oConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, f1 e7 P# W$ @0 n! ~! A( R6 tConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 n% \: n, r- l, s
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
; c8 b( P1 W4 aConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
5 e3 `% S) C" o& yConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ) D. m) p( M: y$ F" h+ \3 [7 { a
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement : a' w! n1 w/ _/ O
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face # x) l; {0 ]* { w, L2 y. f& c
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot : ^. ^: }' _! l; p4 H# R
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 2 P: p; k' P7 {( w7 n& ]& ^7 e
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 9 p* @ A6 h l1 U4 z* x
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
3 J# t/ d% N/ H# @9 v, \5 HConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic / ?; H) B3 [5 y- b
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
4 s; V1 o9 O' XConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 2 r1 u2 ~& q1 U* k. J% x
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit - A7 _2 {% X$ o
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground + J+ J1 C- b0 T. k" ^
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ' k2 |/ Y" F! h S
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
$ D5 N" N" E# Q8 \0 zConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
% \6 f. n, T# m& WConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
% y. ?) n6 C/ _Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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