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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
9 Z% y9 g$ x/ b% u6 qChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
6 D: x- d: [3 H2 H8 e6 j5 XPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!$ Q ^) n9 Y6 A7 j
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?' d3 _8 }' s% c* k+ F7 @
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
: w; D5 C" N' c. }4 k6 hChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?- [; x1 i# C$ h- I/ f8 X# ]
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!# H/ }4 z3 A+ o! q8 l& _- y% O0 k
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!0 @! s; t( }7 Q! x) F. [! R
People: They dissolved it themselves!
$ ?3 ~4 j& n5 ]& Z3 z( A k/ bChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?5 n$ T4 ^" s) i( ?, L4 R
People: We’re the imperialism now?$ e; H& O" E8 j9 {( D; N) V% h5 ]
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
) y& }9 |) q% ]& Apeople: It’s in America now!- k9 h- g* L S( N+ R" p
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4 k4 ]1 [6 Y) M* k, L0 \毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗4 J" x* {% ]) V+ M/ F" l0 o
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢4 Q( ^, A. n, [& m) a/ t/ w6 Z
毛：资本家还存在吗8 y7 l) p! K4 x8 P8 N5 o
我们：生意都做到外国去了
8 ^, I) ~' r) W- M; _毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗; E6 C/ M5 K0 L4 T
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了3 x/ w7 p* \2 ]4 m- k
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
# y, Y" o4 n! Z, ^; y0 O我们：他们自己解体了
' f. o& }9 [# Z5 I! n毛：帝国主义打倒了吗3 h0 R3 O" E( C0 N! A+ ~, J
我们：我们自己就是了* Y0 N, H) G' e4 G
毛：那我的文革呐( h" \2 w0 A# n/ a. `
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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