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; L8 F8 \/ o; g/ P+ I话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。+ @2 I# |* w8 d9 Z- {8 P1 @0 S% Q
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?" n H1 y0 ^" C- ]# M! M: m
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!1 R7 k6 ?% S% \* G
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
/ w/ M" F, g/ t2 W: yPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!3 r/ e* j# f1 w V
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?; |: Y/ U; H# z& W
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!0 g9 j8 {1 r% h) Y. a3 I
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!6 s' y8 M) w! M0 o9 u/ X$ g V: o3 x
People: They dissolved it themselves!0 `8 D! h* T; ?& U' w9 z0 K
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
2 A! P0 V9 u" s4 W7 z% H+ yPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
9 |4 ^) H0 n- E3 d6 m; ?. xChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?3 R+ T: _+ c8 x
people: It’s in America now!: e( Q5 H" p3 x) Q( ]* C* W8 }
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1 R( B. G a1 h0 z/ V来个对照
: Z. f5 _. r1 @% v( o( V. e" d* V毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗6 m/ }" @0 P% H
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢+ [) N- G* a T* S: b0 U; a
毛：资本家还存在吗
+ s; ?6 M1 I) u V% ~! T我们：生意都做到外国去了& F* t9 g" L$ w2 \$ _
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗1 \3 K" T I9 k8 Q! f
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了: J: `6 S# _! A. n
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
% P& e1 n+ ^) b6 G* @% m: D9 Z我们：他们自己解体了, T" Y+ W# M5 s c, a( v
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
; F8 a3 L/ L7 S, [( s; R8 C我们：我们自己就是了
- a2 ]5 N( M2 \) ?( G毛：那我的文革呐
* u& P8 l) T; s9 ^6 Y我们：闹到美国去了 |
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