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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
: d1 W" p" x5 ]2 C R7 dChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
8 O, C: ^% D3 e: U! d. zPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
3 G T+ Z: P! M& w; H7 e7 K( \ O0 BChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
J: p' a- |; K4 p4 N) d1 _People: They’re all doing business overseas now!% O+ S+ P# _! x3 H, e, w& R
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?& L( ~; ]0 P _
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
6 W( m0 q S0 ~& d* TChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!7 Z2 W2 L2 U! v7 h# c
People: They dissolved it themselves!
1 v( d f+ h8 {% `' `5 O" oChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?( u0 }& N1 ]6 K: u
People: We’re the imperialism now?/ Y9 J n+ P1 T+ d4 Q6 R% }& Z
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?5 W3 `& A G2 H6 h( V5 V
people: It’s in America now!$ H7 f$ R/ O$ ?* B0 v" [, q
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来个对照/ C. W5 w; A$ p9 K9 m
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
9 R- @2 \4 f+ j5 c3 _ L9 j我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
0 x5 W3 T' G. _: Q i毛：资本家还存在吗/ K. \) ]* L: Q0 I! b) a
我们：生意都做到外国去了9 ]9 p( |0 P# W$ u1 Y8 X
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
0 X. W0 X ]' Y8 y$ |我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
' c5 n7 [- J$ j) C$ d% I( q, ?毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
* g. p4 ?, a# ~- X0 D, [- J我们：他们自己解体了
3 _! G. y* Y+ l# Y$ m% ?毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
( B' n: I' ? U, @+ q我们：我们自己就是了
$ B0 L; I+ j- [( p( h: x" K3 e$ z7 H毛：那我的文革呐1 i. S% k* y( R: F% }
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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