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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
0 j& F: T6 N3 r9 g. w( `3 V8 z/ C7 HChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?% [3 h0 T- z. [" y: {
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!; ]* l ~" k5 C* U
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?3 g ]1 p5 a) U- I4 M3 w
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
% Z) u% x$ u6 ?* Z6 ?4 BChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?3 G8 f2 N" ?, j' K
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!7 G8 c% Z. I; M) b
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!8 ~' k& S k- I
People: They dissolved it themselves!
# Q# o2 r0 F" D _0 g8 hChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
; n! A! m, p1 nPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
& S6 } g3 Z; H2 ZChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
8 {+ `% M2 |1 e: e' m: npeople: It’s in America now!8 B' i* d4 q6 T1 J2 v& v4 l
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来个对照
# x4 B9 O- q! G8 `1 w; h+ ~6 [毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗) J1 o7 J. Y9 D0 t& ]: X$ c5 e
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢, \. O y3 {3 | S ^; c: X* Y5 U
毛：资本家还存在吗
3 \: y) Y9 L# n我们：生意都做到外国去了( m/ L) t1 K; P
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗. }8 R8 M0 I' n R
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了1 P: v# }% q0 F7 F( f
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗, Y# k2 ]- j" @: \
我们：他们自己解体了. _" U+ T# v5 F; v
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗0 |' ?+ x0 `/ y; a8 B+ Q4 g
我们：我们自己就是了0 m& t" D2 W2 `2 p" I
毛：那我的文革呐2 c' U7 X; c- r0 x
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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