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# {0 Z+ D! a- ^, a/ [7 Y话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。0 v0 ]3 K( L8 t% s k+ w; k
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
$ E1 P1 z; z. h" }" s! @. f. s NPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
# t$ r9 M3 N, ]0 `" |* v: EChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?& V4 y3 K, V+ @" f7 V
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!% k' v: M. j$ c9 U: {. p
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?4 a2 F8 g9 g( k8 C: ~
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
M9 \! Q/ Q% D7 T4 d, U+ z: DChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
$ z# R7 m% f2 OPeople: They dissolved it themselves! E d$ p+ Q, ~7 v
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
. W# W' o# ?+ X4 q6 S( [/ R/ s+ bPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
" h, O) J% Y3 M& k- @& BChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
' N1 H6 m2 b* v* [2 o" F6 mpeople: It’s in America now!9 w g- d+ j0 `. ]6 ^0 z2 s, n! P* ^/ a+ d
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# q4 ]2 @! ~7 B1 J3 _来个对照
7 t$ M* O2 a! F% G5 u* ^! w' D# ]毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗9 W8 Y' d& l v
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢 F) \1 p# B) s0 H
毛：资本家还存在吗+ I* o0 a3 X/ s; P
我们：生意都做到外国去了
) [# l, O |* T* }6 k5 d, ], O毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗- Y! ]3 P$ j) Y5 O- m2 {, Y7 M
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 K" V1 x- ]8 m! f: q6 F+ b0 z/ _2 r
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗8 r9 A' b6 c- f! u7 g$ O7 o
我们：他们自己解体了& I0 @0 H0 ~. g+ u
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗& E) ?/ M% m0 F. U2 P' t6 |
我们：我们自己就是了$ }9 s. i# F/ M) d5 j4 ]
毛：那我的文革呐
: o+ h. j1 g1 f* l% s8 h! f我们：闹到美国去了 |
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