毛主席问答英文版，

kokoliu

话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
8 O; n( r5 p6 S- Q9 w+ l8 n/ [7 gChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 N: }: }3 D4 d9 W2 `: g3 }Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 j6 o/ X8 t! |( e/ N7 A$ |Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
; O2 R& B/ I3 I4 D; }People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
( i9 F4 q6 {  e# b/ s7 W- N# Y! cChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
: \/ ?/ E1 S4 MChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# a) _* P7 G7 p2 Zpeople: It’s in America now!
& W7 V  l5 D' w5 I

3 ?0 D" K' }6 N3 N来个对照
8 ?  V5 L: n# T$ H' e毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
  [' U. H; X. k) ?. S毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
, {7 E# \7 V7 J1 X( s毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
$ ]) T; ~( q; S+ o毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
, H, ?/ f3 \. e( p1 N# u' O我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
+ W1 n4 L7 l8 z我们：闹到美国去了