毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
/ X+ B, X$ b8 _% i, D% }/ \Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& f" y- [8 p9 j- h5 E9 E" `* M1 v3 |People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
/ t% m: G6 n6 m0 P1 \& w1 w# sChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
" c# F" w  B* ?& |$ hChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
$ U- g8 P$ Z) [/ h: C. L  TChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
9 h6 O: V( a4 n% EPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
; j( m$ R& h& o- ZChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
: D6 x  Y0 S1 ~4 o3 s' Dpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
- o8 z# X' ?4 f毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
; C) |* J0 `1 P1 r" C毛：资本家还存在吗
) `5 `) z1 e3 r" f" ^我们：生意都做到外国去了
( D: ?$ L$ t; n9 O! \: b; V4 r' q& Z  X毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
6 t2 J( @% d/ D. I+ \9 c+ T" v毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
( k6 {$ _2 T1 Z- L7 Z$ R毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
+ w' b% G  e/ o8 l1 E我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了