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/ ]" U( i# H I/ V3 ~, I话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
# r* G% d5 ~$ a2 t v# ZChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
! V, @& O3 S4 k b5 MPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!+ @( C- W7 \$ h1 e( j/ C0 f4 k
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
0 z* }! ]9 u% K4 ?1 A9 FPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
0 d% B0 x' t6 ZChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
. l* d- f6 k# `# g1 m) S1 X2 uPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
& H* ?; {2 V$ i+ s" kChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!2 t, _7 g, h' U) O4 ~+ {) \( v
People: They dissolved it themselves!
7 `4 v, I- g; r( {Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?6 B) }' ]! O8 Z
People: We’re the imperialism now?0 G2 Q: M4 N8 {. L' U! n4 Y
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
: ~% i# \9 D5 s, F$ U( Tpeople: It’s in America now!8 Z6 B8 s9 U: J! R
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; i$ \% M: G# E' ]6 v m来个对照- p3 u2 b# Z; R' c
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
) Q4 [3 e( A! F" W2 e我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
: l- D# c+ S, k毛：资本家还存在吗$ F" } \9 V' j t3 K, h& s
我们：生意都做到外国去了% Y% e8 A' G! a2 t$ O+ }0 j
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
! k# b, p7 t7 h2 {4 O& W5 [我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了$ y; S* v" j5 W7 n
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗" h2 q2 G. Y K" s) t
我们：他们自己解体了
* F0 U% G# \+ \5 V( {& r. Y! q毛：帝国主义打倒了吗5 B; H/ O" d J1 R( q& }, }
我们：我们自己就是了
# _# r3 l/ G' ^/ t( E4 x毛：那我的文革呐
9 u2 ^! g2 O0 X0 u* {- e% D我们：闹到美国去了 |
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