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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. + @" E8 @: S, ~
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.   y6 F* E, X5 ]
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7 u/ J( |2 @" Q# x: F; I6 \   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 M3 q# w" I# I% k2 b" u   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
9 C! n* k: T6 [   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ _# t  A/ S2 V   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 3 |) T  v: p3 n+ d0 o
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 6 w3 ?7 e' U+ G/ k$ Z. g
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 [- `% `& _% V. N8 r+ d7 u
  
( C( r# s( y8 W( U9 |% I   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 1 @/ A7 W' [: M% m* k
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. & T: @4 r+ w0 A6 \% q7 N" r, v
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" R6 S2 x7 j. E  W8 A; t   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: S1 i6 |# D2 J$ `   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ( |% x( O/ _; m! x
  
4 S' c3 ?  D3 y" P) J( p   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
' g& M' w) R: R7 c" s   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. & v* M* f$ R9 \4 j
  
* g/ @$ b7 M+ O/ o   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
4 N7 d4 L- X0 c7 [) m1 ?1 @3 N6 k9 A   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ' j& V; y0 ^  D: \8 S
  
/ I5 r; W8 I! K% Q0 n3 [2 D4 f   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 z: {# y2 @9 A/ o' x  s9 Y! E$ ?; H+ X   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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( `' L4 `9 l) G" b   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( k' k' I* J! Y; A   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 , c% \: w( S# u( x: _
  
2 [  ?0 K0 t7 \; o: v- @   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
, b* m) A% I, B   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!   F* }/ _5 ~5 m1 i
  
- ]/ e# z( j) ]- Z4 F; k6 h& \   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ( b) S8 U5 M) c. ~- A: j  g/ {
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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- b; ?5 G% T2 h0 V; [8 Z, r   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % J( [5 k: S% I! ~! G+ r$ @3 E
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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