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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. + t  c% }( f! _2 r% D
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 |. Y( m+ T( h6 [   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
& d* Z2 q! L& H( s# g   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. . C: Y2 k% i7 V7 z
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - d  O6 l; ^% e+ ~
  
2 v4 b8 Y0 q, l6 C% e4 z) P7 F   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 X" a. E: x3 @+ C8 A& [( ~
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 . c4 L$ }+ X& W% t
  
# X$ s- l/ L) J6 _- G/ j   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) ]) q+ L6 K- z% n4 K. k
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 4 F; H* o8 O/ J! T
  
+ O4 j5 g3 e9 c6 W% X7 v' {; x; I# ]   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 K3 C: y; W0 I# L, p9 Z& Z   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 `2 @1 i* e9 P+ F$ e4 {   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, k; R' m2 Q" F. p7 J2 m/ o" x   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). + E6 S1 r) `! w* c$ w' o  [
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. . y) ]7 q$ x0 n8 h
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ( N2 D) [0 I1 x" h9 Z% T- g4 ?
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% ]9 O$ Q9 @. |   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
; C; w- j0 [1 G$ V1 h  y   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 t) F4 }4 s3 a# Z0 M- W, i   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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8 A; _/ C! x7 l1 M7 B   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. % @; O3 J2 [* H* I
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.   {( s% @) j- J2 R, m* B- `
  
1 t& m$ b: }3 ~6 q. S6 |   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " & ?, y1 L# W# h% h  s0 j/ y2 k9 _
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ' \$ V, L+ \6 A8 y+ a3 m+ z
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 3 ~4 s6 z" C% n  @
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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. s0 |7 s: N' `   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ) d0 y7 E0 i2 Z
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 & S: ]1 i* N+ L: ^! r$ [  c
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! . B1 x8 W; x+ g$ L
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! + Z+ X4 L( l: q4 l7 c0 r0 D2 }
  
  w- A& d  ~9 T! r( l4 `   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. . v3 G7 K0 [1 I; B% i
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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- _$ A+ V; A' z   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 @# C: [2 Q' M   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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