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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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8 Q T# E; m4 n% @! A- ~ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ z o% ~6 Z1 k5 H% ] One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( d3 ~" E) `1 P- r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. " H. r$ o1 N: F) L
5 x9 _$ ?" P- S" q5 D Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ; f& v0 m) F9 l- h9 j
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / \& r+ m8 v5 D- W3 X
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 3 n% J* C- c$ p* Q. m8 A
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # y+ C( y& N) e; B- J) P
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 2 j' c) b; q3 }! C
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
" I8 W) `: l/ ~ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & r+ J+ {: z% ~
# z% q8 X8 n3 d# P0 r/ H9 c Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- m, B4 u/ e K: {: O* ^ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ; g5 g2 J5 O" Z- ~" s& ~# ?. y
; u% a5 y' o: ^# B4 k' q Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 v* ^- |' ?6 P, n" M( w- }: n 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : R2 d) J. s7 e& `+ ^
/ {- X2 `+ B) [' X) I7 i Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 2 Y- Q7 y8 \3 j! ?8 J
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 1 b+ W, B# L# { l+ V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 0 t) a& |( o! ?# f% H2 h
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. e- d4 G+ ~/ I, G
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! L, u) ~3 j" Z ~: A' a 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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: o; J0 Y: g& K$ Y6 D$ Y "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ; v! H1 j( E. G; E; a
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 }+ X/ a- Z. @
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " : `3 _1 X) _7 b0 r- J0 {2 n
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. / ?) x! z+ u: s$ D \
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: w' h) p! x6 W' `5 a$ D God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 j2 w9 K) X5 A% [" u2 Z 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 $ [5 A8 N I. V
+ |8 z/ g/ k/ g' }& z0 a' _, b! G When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
* d6 f+ @9 d! I8 W6 q! K 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 \: H4 S; j( k0 w A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& [* P- H- ]- x S& V* t# [ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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7 t! l- e3 G2 n. {& R2 b: E The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 8 Y1 V6 {, J* _1 Z0 H
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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