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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?# O# E7 h2 O: r) G
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5 \& J( @& d: x6 ]7 @' _2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?' v3 g$ I# y3 f2 b$ B# `
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{5 w+ e, x+ r+ X" C+ C3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?- N9 s2 |% O n
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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6 b0 k$ `( |# K" Z+ ^* z5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?# |7 I5 ^7 ]5 H& Z: p' P
---The teacher is blind.% O* x8 G$ s) W5 i- v8 X
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?8 ~- q2 G! y- L \$ V4 n
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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0 i4 d! \+ E2 [# J9 {8, Which is correct:
2 ^7 c) |* j% X5 `4 a A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.9 Q) w2 ?9 a: \3 n
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.4 k9 W8 q1 F# ]2 [
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