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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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8 p! X' m( w- D2 Y2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?6 E J# s& S4 ~* \; j
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, b- _' Y6 W6 N; I1 @3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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& M _9 H" R4 O6 D6 H1 r4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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4 h" \- Q ~5 F5 I5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
# ~1 S; k1 w7 U' J) }---The teacher is blind.
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2 H4 P0 _2 K# ?. k9 g1 R2 Y w4 q6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?7 {, P; e& D! g8 U7 |" m
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?9 E9 Q0 L6 E* s: G3 s e
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8, Which is correct:' S: L+ |% t) M7 y
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
4 r5 S/ f" H1 |' r9 ^, p B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.$ r. b+ Y" }$ g0 C6 f# f
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