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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
4 {1 J. K; ]- j% i' m! P 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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% I' a5 v& m- Z* U7 L+ N2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. * b0 q; U7 ^8 w
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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: T3 N- ^/ [1 t2 V# e8 f% S3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! @; r9 }1 @$ a$ [
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6 D4 t; {! b. f4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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; c y3 ~/ v7 p4 J, N& q/ v 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. / D4 d4 Z( \! c
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. * y1 H( H& J8 E; {; k: ?. R
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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! p' q' }' x6 D- B6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ o% q& A8 H7 i: X$ D7 J F, C
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. Q( C/ s- i4 J( { N
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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{! G5 U8 L1 A+ t% _: J 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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p1 ]( C5 O* Q5 j4 i* b9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 P6 g* a- K1 m* \2 ^+ k2 ]! x
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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