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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 4 T6 c2 ~+ ]6 {; h5 A
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 5 t5 h$ }, ^4 S
' R6 |$ K0 J$ x8 N7 n8 i 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* d" F8 w- q$ {1 T' b! [5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % i7 h' ^+ l/ C7 Y+ o
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 0 n' [9 Y# T% @8 R0 V; p. R* l* M
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 8 k& A+ ?, J" M2 h: Q: h) M
7 c& {2 t; Z" i ^" {9 h3 m 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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1 {2 S X- _, {7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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6 a- G+ _8 j! i9 N! G9 q* e: E 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ! I9 C3 }( Z S3 b# l; m1 O+ ^
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. $ f3 Z6 t( o Q& ^* ^
, y' a/ t6 l3 j% I 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. ^8 I1 F" `- Z. X/ [8 V% i/ i% L1 J9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. j) H0 ^3 n4 D; g- `* u* ?( B
7 }% Y% r9 O# m& k E 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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