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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. B/ H2 \% q, H1 B* s9 s
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ( f# Y0 |, [# [; B' i D/ O
/ e" e( x" ~1 y' x' Q2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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. r0 P$ K; V4 P7 I, T6 D+ V3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " A/ j7 u8 a1 f: U8 l
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ( l3 [: L q0 _( T) d% ~' s5 a/ A
8 ?, M7 y" S- L) A9 S4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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* b' E; q5 e. @* H p F1 U 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 4 h8 g( q& @) L1 n$ \* ?& @0 G
1 K1 D* q" A1 B$ ~6 l0 e9 w5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ( ]" `# ^3 d# M4 F
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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8 g( B, D0 e8 z4 ?2 t; Y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 Z1 ~( O* |( b+ W4 s
) u9 R6 u, k; z6 P- M 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 L, y9 g) x, C7 R6 X8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. , Z7 l2 B' m6 h6 [) `
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) z# n; k: I1 x* D' W3 L6 h D$ L
; w! g. M/ v* u* L/ d, ~( \7 O6 @9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. + W% ~" a& T8 z: s" T' g
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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