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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ; i7 q" u7 s0 A) S: b9 |
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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# w* b- H0 C% ^9 Q4 ?$ u7 J5 U2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ) u0 a ]" W3 ^7 }3 g: g5 D+ E
2 `6 R* a$ O* I$ [; [2 G1 h7 w 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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& u) L7 K& ?$ [$ Z% {3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / l2 R* g) w( Y/ Z) ^) {! g
- ]7 L, Y) m+ u+ n% H/ ?1 f; V 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % C" s5 E8 m4 U: i! h
( l8 P6 i: q0 A( G5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 7 G- V* J& A6 U+ C4 U( s
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. , _+ o+ U6 \2 w1 }5 g
+ ^5 t& v: v( B% e 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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( A9 t1 z- m+ N8 S, h0 v: x2 {' T! G7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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5 X7 X+ G1 Y B5 a' d! m$ M0 v0 z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ' _- P. x% `0 T) f2 e* z6 c% ?
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. - o1 c# w: K' w, [
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! Z1 H0 w; h* e9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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4 y) \7 m; H e8 W 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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