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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 5 p! h" M W/ ^$ ?
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. . G" {$ L+ o u& a1 J$ V
- c* Z% A* h, l2 I0 z( z0 } 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! V' a9 i* Z) u/ v) v
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. # }2 y( \$ N+ J# \* i
6 V( G+ M& n4 T+ }/ N. o! `4 c4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) c) Z( ]4 v" Y2 t1 ]% I6 N* S
5 [# V% J7 {5 y5 w 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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# K K$ X U# \; q' v' W5 a5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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) L. w1 Y$ V" W- ^ f4 ] 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 5 x& ^( J9 Q- W4 J; S
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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' Z& O" s H! w. Q8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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