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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
8 M c; W2 P @: C% s0 a 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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( |& q. X! d) I# |, ^2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. - w0 q4 b4 R: Q8 z1 f! ~6 @3 p8 J
! ?* x: a; L4 d: T9 b& I0 c 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( w) ^3 v6 A* k! U1 Q
& B# l" b3 M8 ~* K/ R/ w5 D3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 w) i1 }6 t, t' N1 D
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # P, z) X; r% y7 M
& u$ M" E6 L9 @. f0 s( ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1 J/ S, x. @+ y0 M0 k2 `7 Q9 ^
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / j2 P" p* b% D# ]9 V8 S- o
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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3 s- l: J4 w- y( X* e4 k/ h P9 [ q7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 0 E8 U- B$ t. Q! q
- ~/ S9 y1 _# Y& B 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 l' a: s( _) L! N& k5 P8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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* B# b S2 x. G0 k" r: W' V 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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