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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
+ J8 v1 Q. q' m) {1 `( q7 {: s7 G 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ! Z1 r4 ]; \ b& B1 }9 M2 q
( r$ ~: Y" O% j4 ]8 b9 X2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. . o3 M6 y0 [' C9 p* Y! k3 Z7 T% g
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5 `: z0 X! k6 O; _
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " r4 u: P3 l: i2 A9 \+ c4 A
- G! H2 `& B& n( o0 }! w 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. |3 e: _+ F1 t0 Z' B& ~
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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7 J/ x' w& r1 T" j 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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, h1 S; D1 m6 @) j3 Y6 l5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 4 I) q$ h/ h" e$ V5 h/ G
0 P: H4 c6 X% }' [ O6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 V5 G& _1 O" O* ^6 c; p# ~% W: Q$ y: x7 s
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. * D& |% F9 Y s/ q( k2 A6 X
) H0 ]6 D6 v! I/ `7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " g5 v: b9 E% v3 B' U
: {0 v V; E' A( D, a2 F; P; ?0 k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 4 e0 a# v8 N y, d
- e9 [, E9 ]( b) F8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ( l9 ~- s8 W7 |5 e" [* H- D! b7 B
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 5 @* T/ r9 L. B8 l
6 x* c6 Y4 Z8 a& U& C. [9 d* W5 e) R9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. + _5 T8 u. ^" }! i
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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