Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

xry

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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- y/ O/ D0 _9 s1 W"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！