Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
0 G+ G* a9 E6 X; s9 g2 Z2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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" ~/ e  ~: s- q% \/ m1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
* ^: ]0 N5 {& P2 j2 c4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
* h; _" b, \. A! y1 v4 l, r% D4 |7 Z5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
( O* r4 Y% ?, t6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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% X) s, ~3 D5 y; K. h) D3 r) }' eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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0 T& K$ [/ k. o+ C# u2 q5 n* f1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3 |. T# \( M! {/ n6 Q! k: x3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
/ p& o" y! x# j" M9 p/ i4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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/ t) u4 b# u# f; N4 K0 g1 ~5 xTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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5 Z% d) ?& q/ q1 w7 I1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
- l: O% a0 E2 S3 Z% T+ s/ ?4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
* L$ r' }' Y2 A! A! [3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
+ X, M4 p( E+ k7 J' E/ f, W# p2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
: m& j( @! K4 W3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

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- ]- N/ h2 H! A, s/ F1 d4 _2 sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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& d( g: o# @9 x1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
  s" U, c# C% \& s) `: M6 P# c2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
, e/ f. s; H( U/ I; G1 T6 `5 P5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.

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- {3 C( N% |  g! n7 X" z9 ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
  J' E4 j, [! ~3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding

BaiLing

Good to know

Mike_Wan

曾经想搬去那里，并且专程跑了一趟，那是前年春天的事情。

8 a0 @' `$ ]1 B( K, \  T7 Q住在一家移民接待站，房东打政府工，1200尺的平房，大学附近，前进双车库，大概只有28万。这样的房子，在我们这里得50-60万了吧。
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* G- ~5 ?7 R  h: v% g' Q聊起来，说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流，好像是美国的一个什么地方，到了春天，雪水就从山上流下来，并夹杂着大冰块，经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过，据房东说，市政府另修了一条疏洪渠，应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时，听到河水是由南往北，由美国往加拿大流，就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西，由北往南流。

' W3 Q5 d7 V5 ~' b+ p8 r. w6 k至于冬天，没有在那里呆过，只是听人家说起过。好像，温尼泊的冬天，确实厉害。
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4 I& j. k; a3 i9 N( J0 ]' D) G如果看地图，温尼泊在加拿大的中间，所以，做加东还是加西，由你选。

看房价的话，加拿大从东到西，几个大中城市里面，就她的房价，还比较低了。

爱民顿、卡而加利，到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳，轮番上涨的时候，后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴，那就是温尼泊了。
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, Z( W  H$ p* {曾经主张新移民去温尼泊，就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去，整个加拿大，就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。