Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
# ~8 i6 i' y4 A; I" ~: Y2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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  g; J6 _! @* O( z; g" G1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
6 a1 Q, h/ R" w, [" S9 _4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
+ p- F7 \, u/ W- _, d+ J6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
4 l3 ~: }9 S, Y6 X7 S% ?5 c# T2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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: @0 r# z; t* s- _0 @" b& R7 h! C1 J( DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

7 A) `6 y1 m  v1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
" V" F  q8 r0 K) R# I$ ~3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
  d& n. K- Z! E9 l0 q7 d4 Q3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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' Z% [( f/ T4 D& O! E) dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
" [& N  E3 @  N7 P1 b6 p$ a3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
, h" T& f# Y7 `0 e% W4 @* g4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
6 x* T+ I. _& r4 }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

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( p; M8 y4 K7 n1 I- O" W: s; i$ J1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
+ G8 a/ l& g: [: ^; {) ^0 Z% }2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
& |4 ]2 g' B7 f$ @2 P4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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# r4 ^. \; {" b4 f/ O/ MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA


; x- `( P1 m. E2 J+ p: p' \1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
5 |5 d' ?; S1 `- B" z9 F( T2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

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7 X0 y5 c& p0 {+ gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
, V6 V( ~  v% W+ n2 H$ Q3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
! M& q7 O1 u: p& l  @4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
' d# g  g5 r/ P1 ]' R6 P. T$ Z6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
7 n4 w% m) D" l' x/ r2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
4 ~- \2 r- d2 K! k5 U3 D3. The workday is about two hours long.
1 p) P7 ?) G+ F8 |4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding

BaiLing

Good to know

Mike_Wan

曾经想搬去那里，并且专程跑了一趟，那是前年春天的事情。

+ t# Y7 s/ `; s6 `+ L; a住在一家移民接待站，房东打政府工，1200尺的平房，大学附近，前进双车库，大概只有28万。这样的房子，在我们这里得50-60万了吧。
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聊起来，说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流，好像是美国的一个什么地方，到了春天，雪水就从山上流下来，并夹杂着大冰块，经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过，据房东说，市政府另修了一条疏洪渠，应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时，听到河水是由南往北，由美国往加拿大流，就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西，由北往南流。

! Z* \# C' y7 y" i9 ^; l至于冬天，没有在那里呆过，只是听人家说起过。好像，温尼泊的冬天，确实厉害。

如果看地图，温尼泊在加拿大的中间，所以，做加东还是加西，由你选。

( X4 m5 p  g$ ]5 j% G看房价的话，加拿大从东到西，几个大中城市里面，就她的房价，还比较低了。
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爱民顿、卡而加利，到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳，轮番上涨的时候，后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴，那就是温尼泊了。
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) {1 H7 [. C  v曾经主张新移民去温尼泊，就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去，整个加拿大，就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。