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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA. l) C, @- x0 v/ B- L H
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
) Z% L8 [8 u+ ~* {2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 9 y" \6 r* ]( B5 I5 g9 w6 {5 s
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
9 Q4 p. h( M# L) G( j4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
) v5 E5 m3 c; M- b7 Z2. Ottawa who?
& o$ W: ~6 o# |3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
- |6 Q) o d' `" I5 J4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
' ^% w# z" p3 G9 j9 ?& w5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. I8 \6 N" F( z! E" t8 i1 f) e5 N
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. / x0 @7 }6 c2 W. u9 ]$ t$ h
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ! X; e- x; T! C# F) n/ D
8 R' H: l$ F: U5 f" D f1. You never run out of wheat.
6 @( F# ?- N0 p. `% Q: ~9 _+ C* J: d2. Your province is really easy to draw.
/ G) x5 l/ i. }8 f( k9 Q3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. * |! O& K" m- z$ p2 O/ B
4. People will assume you live on a farm. k. |$ C/ a- K$ K
8 d. o3 A, f4 t: G4 A6 `2 pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 7 A% Q) E" K' h5 P* h/ s
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 3 C8 j/ H) a: ?" _
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
, m' C. G# L# I3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
" h5 W$ {1 C ?" N# c: @5 x4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
: I, c: S2 X$ S: d; K; t5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; G6 ~' ^$ D5 l: |
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) X! t8 z2 m2 i- M, a' aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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- m, X. r' n9 o" d, c; q: C+ ~1. You live in the centre of the universe.
$ I# R# C& s9 h+ A# Y2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
9 k4 b2 D$ h# y% J" L6 M+ P/ G3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
5 `9 j; s2 j7 v4 c3 h8 v4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 6 Q/ m* H2 J: Q" N9 _ U' I
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
/ D$ J ^$ H% F3 F. J2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
! z6 B$ u3 `) p' L7 z; M3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 6 N' _9 |/ m4 |4 X* s0 F
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK , k( |2 @( t% J, D8 B
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
& K2 S1 R. q" j2 j1 v1 Q( [0 H2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 6 A0 e+ C+ W0 @- L8 n
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
* ]5 r# ^7 L& ^, R6 U* [4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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8 ~+ a `( ? v# j# u* X6 U; j# ?# ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ) u4 R& Z: I( f7 Q
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. . N( i9 d+ _) g* z K2 T7 D' A
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
" M* d6 {8 N. ]* S1 _8 z, F3 }: ~ W3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
/ O1 { ~; [, I, `9 S2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
4 d7 e% b q% ^7 f, {+ X' X' `3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
: C& h0 C2 P5 R1 D6 G3 r8 L4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
) u9 O; E3 H* c9 B5 Y$ y" [. \$ {5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. & ~- s" U% J- Y: S
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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. m' }+ \& C: z! C: C( G1 qTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, n5 i4 e; @; Q# w1 Q: q" i2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
1 V9 N& R, \3 J4 n& N! p3. The workday is about two hours long.
5 o6 d5 Q/ p7 l0 b4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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