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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:; C; `, {% @4 g9 s+ p/ d) M: F9 f
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.' }9 g+ F0 L5 o @
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:( f1 K- u* j0 { E
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,% q' `# h5 j* l6 k2 `; X
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:# [9 g3 S. N! y. N% {* e
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"What are you thinking?& a# ] g8 H0 Q% T9 y' {. P( G
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.! r: J! j @" ?6 e
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
" I' Q% [+ Q8 b( R( w) w40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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% W% B5 Q1 g# O& zshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
7 S, y0 f5 K8 _; J她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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c& F/ ]+ |8 Z! A7 x: k3 l$ sShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
- i3 ~; Z! j+ c( B q. t她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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; j# f6 c% ~; S- kWomen over 40 are dignified.
, G+ x# Y$ K0 P# m40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
1 D5 d6 m- P0 x% a7 J$ ]! o不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡# o; v# I. k h$ K& p* O/ B v
1 R' J5 C4 ]0 P. }- Wor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
0 U# g; Q' l; Z( {+ O6 r跟你大呼小叫
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0 m# o) y4 m! X1 R4 J5 p4 j! J1 ^Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you0 \5 J; c. n6 P+ b6 L
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地: r5 z% ~8 `# ?' e7 z: g C
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If they think they can get away with it.
5 ]% v1 d7 R; y" \一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.( K; z# f3 r( c
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.$ C8 G3 o0 D( m$ _1 \
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味% R5 i5 s0 D* Z! x' X
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.9 o8 c' H8 k0 v/ \/ m
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔& G) O0 \2 f) Y% B0 ?* Y7 L2 i
3 k3 N/ k3 F7 L8 l5 rOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,% M1 l0 o8 Q" {/ W
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
" f& `7 S2 \' k' i3 A" g- j40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.( r% O q" P! G- i& Y% W7 h5 ~: P
熟女直接又誠實8 R- R" y k, `3 W, J8 S
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. T5 U; X( `7 w9 c6 w
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
8 K) F+ c! G5 k8 K你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.3 I" \5 S4 S# @# f: O. |. e' J
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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9 }) n4 r8 q0 V6 fUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.. {) ?' t) E3 t3 H
40歲以上的男人呢?" p: M+ [$ L6 ?. P
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
+ r" ^* C- A- D* h. r0 W5 _相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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: X4 o0 B% _# e& P9 F' tthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants3 M! |% i j0 k, R8 {
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.. t; M0 n) k# m
女士們，請容許我在這兒7 H( w5 @$ l4 f) \& I. X" k' {/ P
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For all those men who say,
$ N* E8 t. Y: P+ l幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?4 I& S, ?8 I; i+ E* a4 `! V1 _
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
6 {8 U! z+ z3 k+ l5 a9 C今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?2 \: Q' W- }% E7 w# }! g7 ?
為什麼呢 ?
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$ _* F0 B& X: t7 x* QBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
$ R' d6 i( z. B, W, @因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
