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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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2 f7 ]- A# m/ n4 f7 _, i/ w发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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6 d4 h- B3 R0 u# M# J; hMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& D# I9 J) e  x% c# @. F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; Q: R+ P% f9 r4 Z  N每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
. [* [3 [% M1 J# I, v) SLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
. ^1 \  w4 Q3 R) p' N4 L% y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
9 G0 p3 g3 G8 A& GBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" N. \, w* ~- G+ ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
: c0 V  W: m5 j# }0 A! ?* i' H* |1 ^, jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* }$ [: {" r5 N- |' W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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1 I. k8 @9 Z& x# m& E7 F' rNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
9 W0 a2 m! P& D: r0 lLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
. ?; R8 S/ O4 i6 m/ EChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 a' m2 \$ r2 Y% A' i"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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% H0 w6 s- u* Q' e# k% D  tThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
% E1 K. d! p5 r* q8 [; Y8 Q" H应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 {. J9 N# G' @' w5 n努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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5 O' w; R! W! G( [! p8 f"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
  R6 `8 e6 n1 W5 HGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& b- R* x5 G3 z: ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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4 r/ E0 [! C7 r3 I. GA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
( b+ b8 J1 w# R; [+ H学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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