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% A1 |+ i% h+ h, Y" U4 t8 e; W发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
+ h( j2 n7 k& k) W& FOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
; ]- z' \8 E+ m, fLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2 Q6 ~  t0 ?3 [6 H* H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
: z' u  {: ?/ i# p2 ~% wBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; q' ^$ s9 O: e( {5 r* w- C每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
7 r0 L: V4 e7 T: x- y4 ]The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
! L3 J0 D% ?2 a/ p' c9 g1 J1 Z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
& D: Y# P. N% ?- p- uNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) w, P1 y9 V6 I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 ~- n/ A# C: DLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8 E9 w8 P! \; I5 I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, F3 F  ?7 `2 D# K6 k! t$ K1 }应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 @1 `% M/ k! w" _, K4 o3 U4 ?3 W努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
. M& M$ U1 N& M+ y+ N工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
8 r& \/ w2 ^& l- o/ jGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ J7 j' }% P* J  {  h) d. q' P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
5 q: ~5 N: X8 k1 ]/ R- M# V! kWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
3 z: t* U9 ?+ y% k$ u. f, v3 Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
/ N3 {5 [7 E& U6 |A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1 X. C0 D  V6 _$ a9 b( h- e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
1 W9 o. O  b, A% BThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
) v, W3 Y8 k+ ?2 y8 B/ w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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