English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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1 l6 E7 C. c* _Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; `+ t; G2 R+ y/ [/ u" e* `6 \. e钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, _9 T9 |0 d% _4 U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
& n  ]: K! u* q: j% DLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 W/ s, B; w1 K' N1 h要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
9 V) R! S. n, r( v! ?6 YBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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# r) j. A; {& `Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
: E/ r( x5 g3 ^! p2 G  \' Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
, i* f; R; i- |& Z9 f& @) ?Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 O, w9 l  _8 ]5 F5 J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 B: r, b4 T3 S) n1 b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3 h+ z% o" y  x8 E, [4 b8 F* |; X后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 z; x8 e. o2 W/ c* k/ u- y"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
! u2 B1 j- D* `: q3 r+ o* AThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 a/ r" H8 G, d( T; D; T" M; T7 E应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
- e5 O) i3 `  c, I7 ?' b) n2 ]+ G/ r"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 E# |4 ^9 z2 F3 n4 [/ Y努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 h( j6 E- o. _# b工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( U8 r/ c1 s4 W# |( s服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
8 Q8 m  c  f3 B* z: ~1 A5 fThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。