UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

3 ^/ B7 q2 R" Q$ l' RLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

7 S% l/ X1 X/ r! I- T% AAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed,
" I" b# }, \- X% @" Q4 ?Desperate Housewife
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# |% H5 J% P4 Q1 A: n% WDear Desperate Housewife,
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. ?9 J( G2 D8 _* `First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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# w- Y* n# d0 ^, l+ V2 P# LTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

$ B6 r6 D2 {6 QLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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7 @- b1 A9 C( H# b% T, P; IWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

5 U6 I- _, y5 `- K3 jIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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