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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,6 X( q8 d6 j) q# F% S9 f/ O

# a7 f% Z$ k( D7 CLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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$ ^' P5 B; O2 O! P# y1 H& vIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.5 g$ T) `( L) v) T# \- G) j
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.. g( ^+ {! m7 |% L  ~7 y0 K

+ k, K7 {4 q: f! U. Y: ~What can I do?
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7 P0 p$ j+ K3 X" I1 kSigned,
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:; n0 \9 x: m: F& b
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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7 J- _! d5 N0 cTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .7 W$ \7 f0 v) P1 K$ [. u

, a' U- t; ~9 n# o. Q3 y' K& hIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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7 v1 a) W3 l; v! ~/ t" m- i7 X7 O  JBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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# T$ i' v. A4 P! i# P" R3 MWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.2 S+ R# `# y" f6 _9 V
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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7 l8 T8 K* `- v9 gYou might consider additional software to improve memory and) O6 @$ q8 D- S0 s4 K1 r2 l
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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) A$ P- I4 K7 u0 iGood Luck,0 \7 `8 Q9 j/ g5 W( U) p! v
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