UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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: c& C; k4 A- E' k6 L, a( Q+ v+ iLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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, T9 J2 @6 {/ @- ^( z9 S8 A- j- u/ bIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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! B  [; }9 s0 ^& i% JAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:
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: A, p5 J, g* I7 w( jDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
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8 v; N) N- h9 l5 b$ w1 Q$ ATry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

9 Z, ^5 ?, T5 \* c- G' Q" ALate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

2 w0 J& S; H3 g  f: a7 R+ AWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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0 ^6 T0 f) d$ A. T# }1 |% L+ LGood Luck,
IT Support