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' l) q' b2 Q+ j1 z‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING6 ?2 a; g' d9 Z& h: [* G( ?
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN
, L# r0 Y! P' H @NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading3 T; x! o/ x3 R* R
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!# F) W# q; g1 s, n3 U
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
0 A0 Z8 O: q2 v% J2 abizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January/ A7 N, l+ }4 z, U
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.$ Q1 @" F6 y, d# \ W
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
0 n5 T3 r6 [* F' w9 _$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
$ f: t1 l/ N5 W0 ]pure luck.
$ q1 o# B; J* [+ t; d- ]”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers7 Q5 _3 R+ b% @) X! r# R
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”1 J) e8 A3 v: D8 c4 j
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
1 y7 H2 u1 q$ f+ \/ @& A, nmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall4 |0 ?1 X% z4 K* B" \
Street watchdogs.
" M* k/ M, j: ?1 l( L”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
. h s( g$ q0 J# r* kMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
, V9 _' \% G5 M8 Einvestigation.7 a0 n: a) D+ n: U
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
* v# b2 X' L' ^: a( \& Y( _four-hour confession.( |* E3 T3 ?: Z7 h+ Z* F5 P! K
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
6 D" y. u, H3 Yknowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with: ^) K1 f- w9 Y9 {) g& D" A1 h
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.- t: v5 W5 h& U8 R, c
”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
9 y9 U7 k2 A6 r2 Hmake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
' O5 C9 `. A3 f' q" G6 p0 W9 Fin the moment.”* C8 ?0 J! p. ?' [
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of. G' {3 F3 _ w9 d9 b: p
Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.% R9 w7 S8 W3 y
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”5 P7 B6 l! s$ _: ?
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
- H/ \7 [+ g; n: gthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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