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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 1 e O( i. s% ?: ^' E; @, {
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* D! n7 p! Q) o+ Q+ _A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' $ u6 L) u: U2 m
& K; d; V8 T3 e0 M$ y7 n Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' - Q" c& V# Z" s% V5 I% i
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' # A0 Y+ n L# V
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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. a# X; \1 N5 R8 ~1 n6 B He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to . O* D' o, c$ N; P* [
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Her and says, / d y+ F6 r, l9 ^4 i2 D" v( J. V( h
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to / Z. i4 x8 J: {: Y9 y2 t- l3 \
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 9 s2 p3 T, V6 C2 E$ I# O: I
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, k' O" z2 M* W! } He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 0 t$ H% Q; r( K0 d/ d& k; i3 c8 j
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, % i2 g, f' _5 P$ f
: M( l, A# _! l; R4 K# z- V 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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