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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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+ e5 U5 B- ~3 E' v" Z8 r Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 7 d% Q$ v+ t; v8 b! D; d5 K
; S( h) i3 s# Y. X h) g1 Z9 B1 s The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 7 c, G/ p0 G$ p7 K3 B$ L: N% G
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& {- |: {; x% o' [) t; G# o" A, h* Q- d He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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" _: D; H" G U$ Z Her and says, . D" Q) _. p/ l. l. `7 p0 p
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to : M: ?" ~0 V7 M+ X {
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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+ E+ a% n7 w/ Z- ~ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 3 \; P7 f& K" s1 K9 Y% W" r
0 |8 m# t* D# w1 ?2 k1 [ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, , C1 ^1 V/ f; t+ Y7 e ~9 x7 r
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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