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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 7 I3 q+ e6 M6 ]* M' V0 [
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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3 F+ K0 l0 D; ~0 I+ b# I The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' & ]# [& G3 G7 z% W0 u/ I% L1 X
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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5 D2 ~4 D W( f# [" R0 p7 t' C He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 5 J, Q8 E8 @6 }2 D9 b C
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Her and says, 2 F3 J6 `" x* [ N8 ?* B
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ) ?% X& f2 z% I5 M
3 U0 }. a6 g4 q0 [2 C$ T Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' $ W K. X4 f) {$ |2 ?
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * n7 D3 O R4 G/ D
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