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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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' v, T4 Y# D! VA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 3 N4 s" A) O- _* j6 ? B
% X8 @2 f, P* g2 M Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ! U% I( c* S) ?* M# f% R
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 e( k2 Z: x1 m* {
, _- F H5 C' \* f2 H, g$ Z: \ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. + `. O. @% P4 ]3 P5 O; o, u7 F
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; X- }+ z0 I0 e( n4 ` She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to # `- j& l0 Y l7 l8 n# e4 m
" g& ]2 u) V0 Q% O* Y3 _5 E Her and says, : X5 h. ]' h8 \3 Y% Y
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: @, _6 U8 E8 I* v+ H 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 5 g% F9 a. c7 g! u+ a. Z
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 3 r( t6 O- E3 g( d% {% z
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c$ x7 ?% o9 j _4 e# n He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 3 L/ z7 x/ H* k
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, # N) ]' h8 S1 K( d6 Z; C
2 g$ k8 X8 F9 ~) ?6 k" t: _ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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