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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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9 c. l- Y3 V R: f2 r" }9 XA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' * V" \6 U1 p/ n5 l9 B+ h* t, @% I! x
8 H4 ?; F7 y& L2 a The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 9 [5 S& f1 y" R; b' g J! h
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" D4 j0 @2 _9 \2 b0 X, ]6 p She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ' t; W' h$ w. h: }9 I; L3 Z
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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e8 Q% f* C) |: l* R 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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7 t- P7 G& C5 I$ W6 Y& c/ k Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 8 ~6 z2 n8 T0 U
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( _4 N$ P! W4 b4 _$ k He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, , \9 u6 O* ]( o. ~9 {" h4 f
7 s* P% s( T4 Z- r, M 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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