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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' , N7 `7 r/ w) h+ a) f4 ]4 m
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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0 m0 l# k' x; [; J/ U The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' - K2 c, r; E) C S7 A
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. " E' Y8 K0 |1 s" \
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 7 R! v; M# F7 f% C2 c- }
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* f2 A& U! A" a1 n; G7 m) p* \ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, - w H" l& S+ h# W2 K3 l9 S5 r
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7 d4 r* i) {# T" ~ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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; t8 x- Z' G6 M( V) K Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 0 Q9 o9 ?6 F( Q. z
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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