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8 H* H6 L0 b( ~4 oWhy did God make mothers?- m& A1 i7 x8 Z {
* d( ]# Z4 \7 M$ \1 v1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. ~( O3 ?6 z: R S( R
2. Mostly to clean the house. + R7 }: ~, U" y$ S# ?
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. % k0 P0 t6 g/ n
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How did God make mothers?
) O ~! u/ y( m: w- ~! J1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us./ Z# v0 ~& R; T9 Y% ^
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. " S! j6 d* ]8 t9 O
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 9 W; h8 C5 Z1 l0 t
- _* f& `3 T! L* f7 Z8 O1 H( H& LWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
3 t- O/ ^3 u$ N- B! L6 B9 L- ^' r1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. + Y9 V; D, `% ^# E& {
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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) h% W9 N2 h. `) CWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
& J. N5 w$ i9 u% p6 D1. We're related.
) M+ Z1 d% R4 `* m! O4 E* D2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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7 P1 Q2 j5 d6 J: kWhat kind of little girl was your mom? 1 D. { a2 j3 o1 \( x- H1 W
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ( n& \6 }4 Q: z. H- `, F
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
7 O9 N$ r1 E1 n! T# J3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
! V1 X8 g* g' e4 i( ?: C4 ]1. His last name.6 l3 ?: m8 C: w1 k
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
" R: }- E8 F z f* k3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? : d6 w4 [4 E& s* `' a7 B7 v
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
/ O: c. s6 a4 h2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ; P7 M, z# k; t! T w' t$ |4 g
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
1 L+ _ N9 ^0 a0 }1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
" f( i/ E7 {8 ^2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.5 x! @- a0 S6 H
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. a8 @1 k% L& H
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 1 W8 T# m* P6 |3 y! O/ M
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
# q! r/ d# Y2 e2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.; L V& h M4 `+ y
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. j [* a+ C2 v. O$ K( @" _2 p* |% V
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. * ]! F2 i: H; ?" w2 R) r$ ^
' E. F6 c6 w$ n6 O9 [% Z3 jWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
2 @! L/ ~ D4 g1 ^$ x2 _1. Mothers don't do spare time.
; C, P+ m9 O4 F; b! a2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
- f/ {# J5 j# g1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
9 \2 H8 b+ U/ V2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 4 C) A" v# g; G3 h# v. x
2 [9 d6 x( s2 J+ MIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
/ a& T$ r" t t. H0 r1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. " f l$ o% o" a: {: Y/ o
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
2 d- r9 y: _# k& |, C/ Y6 z( c {7 {3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 8 H. ]& Y, t1 D7 O, z l' y
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