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5 M1 {% C' ]. ~3 _Why did God make mothers?' b; \" @/ d3 f# D
0 O+ ~9 X' z( s$ U- F* T. Z8 C1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.0 \" H6 M" |0 w9 n' N9 i
2. Mostly to clean the house.
! p8 l; F& I0 H8 V: t1 J3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
% H+ N0 s: @+ e5 n8 M1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
" V$ }7 R0 p4 h8 W$ H0 h1 W& k2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ( x; G l8 P1 f$ B9 r0 e* X
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . }* G- O9 [. j- ?# t
3 S- @- {0 e4 j# KWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
+ Q( O) c% E; @2 Y9 w1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
- m( I& I* f* I/ Z1 x1 l# _2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
: g% Q0 _9 r! y; h. {2 y1. We're related.
& T6 S/ y( \% h1 R2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? . g' S) a9 S' ~& Z) u
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
6 M d1 ^2 X, G) \$ x2 i% L2 Q5 n2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
" f+ \9 G" O i. z1 t+ |/ }3. They say she used to be nice. 5 }: Z2 \8 N, e% C' F9 z9 M' h
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
" K5 T n# k p( {1. His last name.
- Z- Y/ B+ Y5 H- T; ^6 ^, m: }2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
6 b1 U1 V8 d1 o8 a, s$ ^3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 1 Z; A# h) L% Q& @3 w
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Why did your mom marry your dad? - C* R$ S. k2 A2 D
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
$ v' A; _. q+ ]2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 4 ], U1 K# } u: [8 L
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. & M8 Q; \& g( ?% ]
! F% Y: s' Q. n/ JWho's the boss at your house?
& \2 a( F: q5 R/ q& _# o! ?$ g1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. & D0 i% Z4 o2 o. m
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.& {2 X% ^0 I8 H8 s' y% P
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. * D, x( o5 T3 Q1 l/ k9 [8 l2 c
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
; r" ?2 U( w* F$ }! Q2 \* u1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. % O+ |* Y# h, p/ F; t1 `
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.* m/ ^# ^9 z; a) l
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ; e. N8 ~2 q& @" w! T
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
9 M+ Q1 e: x8 ?1 T5 }1. Mothers don't do spare time.: m8 Z2 a) p# b
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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$ K; t5 S2 Y0 ]- z7 t) LWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? ) o& z. m$ _; R* z
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.0 ] j. n- q9 U: k
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. x' V3 P2 E8 g1 V+ D
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
+ e1 S1 I0 o, S9 S( f1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. / F) z" V5 E# x4 ]
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.+ h3 i$ n& d* D, P0 k0 Z. `' G) T2 k
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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