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$ u) C. K/ U7 k8 PWhy did God make mothers?. o$ f" Q7 F: X: ~, u7 u) T
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.! w( c' X- h3 f; {" f' E
2. Mostly to clean the house.
6 j1 i# U! R% R+ k% K0 p2 o# o3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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7 w4 ?7 j3 ]6 h; H7 ~How did God make mothers?
5 @" D6 @$ g1 J" b1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.( q+ t1 i& n, k: a, N8 \
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
" o$ W9 p5 I3 K5 u3 m s3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. : ]1 _, `" Q3 {4 v; }
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? # }6 ]+ F/ y( z8 v9 `( s
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. , y9 O/ I+ E: W" B, u
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 4 z9 N& J$ [; V& \+ ]
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
6 S3 A& a% N. b6 I1. We're related.
4 ]8 B S' c( `* \2 i3 f2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 8 I3 E: [7 p! ]: E" y
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
, t+ E4 a9 j" N1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. + P) d3 O" h N! H
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
/ u/ q6 Z5 p u* c8 M' _3. They say she used to be nice. ( ?, {+ K9 M* i3 o
' E) m( H7 z; b0 \9 u5 VWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
" {) O: G; s5 q0 m- @' C1. His last name.* g& ?$ s; ?3 A
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
0 m) I W# J9 P% n3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ; S. N$ f. B* f m8 [; H/ P" ]
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
7 p" n2 S9 ?4 G' p0 J6 {1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 3 l- r1 }8 m- a7 Y1 j( y, F4 j( k
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 2 m8 U9 N; |: t5 y$ \! N
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
9 @' u) R" r2 W, ^1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. - s- w G6 }( z( Q
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
" w" T \ \$ q$ p- m4 p3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ; F: {' R" P1 E# \$ ^0 A
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What's the difference between moms & dads? $ }% h. P: C* ]. j9 `
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
, l( G( Y' Q a% A0 u; S2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
4 ~; I3 |8 w4 \3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
" b6 M# D* k* ~" T1 J& W4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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; @- @8 \( {8 ?2 h2 {4 P+ @What does your mom do in her spare time? , u$ ?0 V3 p/ Z/ f- S
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
! g* B: V2 N2 c2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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" d; b a, n1 ]; `% x) t" t9 xWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
5 G6 `% p7 ?8 ]. K; b! k b1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.+ Z& w6 Y: T. [. Z& O
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 4 p& z X O& V
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
# O1 y9 u+ A* E& H4 \8 \1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. : Q, l4 C7 Y" R+ [
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.2 [% ]# D; f% X6 e* G
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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