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- T9 ?% D; G4 v( m8 gWhy did God make mothers?7 q, M6 S. N( V8 R6 C7 e
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
! Z! r3 ~0 @" ^0 q4 }2. Mostly to clean the house. ! J: m6 ^$ \" v, [) L
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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0 D+ Y3 s3 w& s }4 OHow did God make mothers?
/ e {) R% t$ w( r: A5 V+ h1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
. k& ~# Y5 b$ i! I2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
+ q( M3 o: ~! O! h3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . {* R. R4 ]; e M- n: E7 R. K
, d4 n! l% B- J0 N$ X4 u9 ]What ingredients are mothers made of ? % T" r* \( U. k0 \) \+ ^; S
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
: B( Y+ T; Q$ U C2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. : g0 A5 G4 W! \/ p2 t% a) X
" f: k2 W1 d7 y* ~Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( J( V [) `8 H$ j7 q9 f1. We're related.
# E' r" W5 p$ i$ W2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 4 Q4 w' s( M, g
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
( `& F! d8 b5 I$ z5 @# V( n+ c1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. & } n( B! b+ r b a4 B
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
" D7 r3 s9 f0 X* F3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
8 {6 {3 f3 L- @0 h+ {8 ^1. His last name.6 O( N8 b7 t0 w C" |6 |7 s
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?8 _9 ]2 A4 w7 X! G; s/ r
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 0 G, s# u; Y* f; _/ U
8 v1 w) S. h0 X# @ k; A( l$ X+ u TWhy did your mom marry your dad?
/ o* q! M! E% V) S# D8 H1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 4 b) r4 G& x) X6 ]) T. k" a
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ; A7 @$ G ?: T* m9 M; `: j
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ! x% ?! S. `. k9 c
# Y% n* ]: I$ I, kWho's the boss at your house? # |- a6 n; k& A! h, P$ P- l9 m
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
$ l3 D9 G: w9 L! Q, c' m) p' K2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
$ T0 W# R3 I- _ ~, E: G g6 ~9 R3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. - I( o# H. u" H7 {9 Y' r
) m# i0 q8 Z- i6 C0 d/ E9 {What's the difference between moms & dads? 5 I3 x; X8 J( M$ j$ Z: Z; y
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. # C. q/ D! W/ _8 I" }
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.- K3 S/ C9 [: J+ [3 ?, r) q/ {; I/ f9 d) c
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
& M5 {! F4 F0 ~4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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* p8 `( z5 @5 {0 r7 i8 V; d* B @What does your mom do in her spare time?
4 a, Q" w3 ~7 A4 V1. Mothers don't do spare time.
. k2 o n! }# M' ~; a$ A6 f, c- m2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. + `% H# I5 \8 \. V6 ~" V! O
" P2 [! {# I5 p3 k; E1 _What would it take to make your mom perfect?
) n: ]. ^, M: u3 x8 y1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. N! W6 @' ^' n5 ~
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. . S+ Y1 D0 v% V/ I8 P
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 7 B5 c) c" x- h9 l' L1 E H4 U2 J- O! f
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. , l+ d$ m& @; Z% I [ ~( P+ M; w
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' }% l ^' L2 h6 A! h0 ^
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. " c2 z4 K; u0 K( i: R% |( ]1 O% }
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