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' s3 T! m/ U6 B6 S4 @9 HWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2 G* W0 [" k$ @, n/ S/ s
2. Mostly to clean the house.
4 y3 ~3 F; Y$ F3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
. j0 w3 h# k2 O. j1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: i; B p$ j @9 Z. t7 r6 \9 x2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
% b. K% w' E. I/ V8 | {7 h6 K3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. % ~ h, F& a/ n4 m% @3 M
# v: `; ^4 O3 s/ OWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? " H& n% p; k `- A( v
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ! W- w. |, `- ^# D* l7 Q) H# K
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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* c8 e' M" o/ a( V; L( FWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? : f- U* R9 v6 n& N- ?
1. We're related.5 V6 \% F) [1 s- U+ [0 I* l
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? / ^% r) M% h( g3 V
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
' h- p3 o/ t i! K9 q! x* s2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
7 _3 M2 @; l' f3. They say she used to be nice. " c; m. }7 r0 J( F' ]
( I( F) V. A; }% JWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
2 M7 T/ L' \2 l7 L4 e* v1. His last name.3 R# s/ X5 O6 O2 B7 a0 ]
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?2 `: S3 t6 D* h# L
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 6 l) Z5 b2 g& ^2 B3 ]$ G
) T& H' {* k- l, ^3 M" VWhy did your mom marry your dad?
2 Y! m' G' ^4 R& a; b4 G1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 7 ~4 w. k( X" S, P
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
8 K( S2 C1 k% `& o! s) C9 w( e8 D6 p3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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; D E' ^- d* w& Z7 u' B8 ]Who's the boss at your house?
- y8 W: l9 N# l& U9 ~7 w1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ( j+ i! Y% Y) c5 r4 c/ I0 W
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.* I1 X/ }! p) E2 B+ ?1 M- ^
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 0 d& c/ x3 z* Y" R, X7 g
8 }$ L* `6 v$ p6 e/ RWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 7 @: b& r; W( a6 X
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
" H) J% n/ W' ]0 x2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
+ \2 Z% }4 a* y8 Y/ I! Z7 \3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4 g1 N5 w: \9 l8 r/ Q2 M4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 4 h* @; {+ O. G( P
2 x2 b+ v6 w0 f2 p- HWhat does your mom do in her spare time? ; S# `6 [% [1 P e% `8 m* u
1. Mothers don't do spare time.1 S: ~) H4 W6 H. v6 T+ G$ n
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 4 w5 d0 s' C; d
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
3 P! M7 W9 ]8 S% D6 M- z% P" A2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 8 t# @- R7 M% t! f- t2 `2 H/ n
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? * {4 A7 {+ X& C- y5 D
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 6 Z1 X! s; E, v% X; }! I# C' b
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.% `: x) ?* P; M0 \, D; T
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 4 Y; d) l+ _+ G. V* e3 l
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