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Why did God make mothers?% g4 `+ ? D+ O- o% B, m+ |
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
& r5 F! |$ X3 [/ w7 D7 B( \2. Mostly to clean the house. 1 B3 V$ K1 \. U: m6 P
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. . k. y2 {; l& M5 ?3 A6 ?
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How did God make mothers? % S0 c0 _0 j5 P; R4 ]) F% B) B
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
/ L0 y% e: R5 ]; M2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
, U4 @3 a) |$ E) R7 X8 N3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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0 L) M/ N: l" M0 F7 q' kWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? , v2 N$ C# i+ t: z8 D3 |$ t, ^
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
% c) K8 S k w2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ' N. l/ l9 W4 _; z2 A' y
) I) s4 d! ]7 C$ Y& q% D3 IWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 2 W" r% Q0 P) |. Y" j3 P, y/ H
1. We're related.# _3 l6 Z0 ?- {2 w0 p* Q
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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! d# \0 y) S; xWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
+ e/ X- x# N" Q5 J" F1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
4 t6 u( p. e5 C3 T& k. L: ]2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
9 F4 [3 ]4 O4 o$ Z! g+ q3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
, `- x. _! K8 @3 @* ]7 I; t* T% c1. His last name.( ~9 E' v n& s) D1 f; D% |6 h
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?8 X4 K5 V! W- d9 e; v
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 8 g/ |- i* I8 x5 f, ]9 \
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 2 ?, `, |! c. v5 b O t
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. / I2 }, C9 O( R. H; z* j
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. : Q# f1 i. h7 q: t
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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( \6 ?0 r" T5 FWho's the boss at your house?
: x5 U" }; r: l( X* c1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. " m$ H) [* P2 N5 `6 O. K0 X7 Y
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.8 E7 `4 }$ w, e$ K! _
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ' [: e1 c% A! J3 O& y9 e
" j# c/ m j3 ~9 NWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
/ ?, U7 s) x! @* S& ]4 ?- U1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
& V8 a8 f' m5 D3 Z2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.3 I' V8 E. Z! r) V. j0 `
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 7 \3 d8 y7 S1 T+ c3 w3 x: D
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? / z; @9 Y: q% {
1. Mothers don't do spare time.9 z. g/ \6 O- V, O* p
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
. w/ z1 D) ]7 D% O$ m: I4 A1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.! \% j' c) W, b5 U2 r1 m
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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! s/ p, N0 F4 L6 z1 _+ IIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
5 _8 E8 ] [. J* ^ r9 b; n# x1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 6 }3 ]$ _! E" E
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me., d' ~6 R: Y4 |: R
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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