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$ f4 t9 B4 _5 D$ }9 _; ]9 |$ CWhy did God make mothers?6 V+ o; Q( l/ M: ]. l
' B$ m9 D8 N( O; D( z1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.: q+ a7 c. S# Y% X+ Z5 ~
2. Mostly to clean the house. ' ^* j1 |( z9 b2 K6 O" p
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
$ `0 C C5 c: B( |% x- g- w1 s1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
" ?6 U# H! v8 e1 o8 s! F2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. & f, S& H! n( f% |7 `5 s" A
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 8 H: R9 ~0 j: F
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? - S( x4 Y# @9 V) s
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ! K \& C8 m$ t+ P' }7 j& @; m
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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" W: d& V4 m7 i* R o- S2 A' C$ {Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ' ]# S) q6 R; b1 e7 k$ [9 f& J
1. We're related.5 T; R# ~! @% y% z( d
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. . k' a( ]9 h _! [
; v# D3 M n; }* @2 k3 {What kind of little girl was your mom? 4 n- S5 y2 g, i. s* z
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
8 }( s( L; ]; e% o% O) A2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ! |# H; D' x* Z3 S& l2 E/ H* M6 K
3. They say she used to be nice. 9 s" s# S6 y6 }& a8 `3 P
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
0 N- [! C9 P" A4 z1. His last name.
) D, G% W `# ~: M/ K0 J2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?/ o5 m8 ?2 J0 m' n3 m
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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, s1 a- S4 v& G* _: ]4 JWhy did your mom marry your dad?
6 J% e/ `+ m& a, Y" V+ C1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. @0 J! E- E5 N/ E
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 1 A% u# @) H K9 e2 b4 M
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 7 `1 a1 U; {- J3 Z8 J1 W
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Who's the boss at your house? 1 m; q' B, A, U
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. / W3 o1 p3 v3 O7 Q C
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
+ Y8 M" V- W# w* a& c3 B3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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! o* o! v! Q3 N7 V& eWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
( C$ a( e C9 b2 x/ v1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
8 d( g" q4 Z. u3 q# k( ~2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
* m7 N& }# ] B$ M# H" |1 k5 n: h# C3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
, k3 O n# T0 Q& W4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ) K& T( w/ Z& {/ t$ m$ S8 ^8 S; E. v
4 R& X8 t+ l+ i7 b) PWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
2 O9 M/ C( N5 Z0 ~7 i0 _1. Mothers don't do spare time.* t9 O2 A3 s% W8 h2 a
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
, u. }! i$ B+ t8 m4 r" j2 v- ]; j5 W1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
9 i i7 ]6 Y+ Y+ w2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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9 }; T+ m7 ~9 L$ q5 p+ ]If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? : Z1 _2 [- m. w, X- ]4 Y
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 6 Q- J/ O1 N" N4 D) | Z
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
* r- r$ b! u. x3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ' h& q. d' }" v3 g& d G: J$ A" G
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