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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. / {6 `+ B- u# N: T( F  q

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) E) M" t1 J" C7 [& s- lOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
. I) B5 j+ s3 B) A3 @. X# W4 Wsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( d& `  ]( |$ ]/ I  k$ ~  U8 udancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 X& @$ Y; m% k  Z, Khad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* [, X& Q" x7 T9 Z* t+ i4 r( {
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 h# c3 k! P: }4 V( C
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 D/ r! R+ ]! h# p3 e
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 a; ]( [+ {" F) c  J' }
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" X% h0 w9 I/ `3 z1 \sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; I9 A" V, t7 L  V$ W  T4 M
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 w' ~% U' H. ?  G
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 " _, D# e  ^% R
Don't quite understand this.

6 I" _0 A1 N9 K3 z; p他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 . a: z0 f! O; ]' o& o* w- _

- i/ L6 O! C8 v7 D他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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( m) l6 N7 E6 K% h$ }( I3 c6 k8 y4 O6 ZYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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6 C+ [* Z; C/ }1 v3 q; |/ Z. f1 u" k% s他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.5 m. g9 ?  K$ C& N4 B

! A# ]5 W! x; m3 qthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ' n( w+ h4 c/ H: J6 ]
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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, z+ ?  r$ ?: q2 c( _2 _good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
: L+ Z9 c5 n! L! ~7 N/ ?Don't quite understand this.

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+ G7 h6 G/ [  {( S: |8 gYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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8 o4 N6 ]9 w- k# qYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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I am getting married in this coming September.
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