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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale! i0 c" f4 T4 W3 y
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 Z% T% _# D9 x4 x5 [3 a
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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* |! |. O6 \4 M' y% ihad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
9 F! a7 [1 G5 k$ y+ Cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 j9 I; v9 U8 M* i2 D1 @4 i
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. t# s: w! b, t! u$ q6 `6 x/ Q
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had. F. R6 x) L. l
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
2 a. e- ~! o# [6 u0 Gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
! s1 y; w, d: m0 k2 bDon't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.' K7 x  U2 V1 q0 q

: P' y8 P( ?9 R% ?% Hthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 . M3 }1 L' x- X" E# z# v

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
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: W9 _8 l3 H% e6 J  ?0 {7 n2 {You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 5 l+ v+ h# {$ R0 O( h+ l" H3 }
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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