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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 L q& D' R; M/ }: \, Z$ u
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) z* c' I" L% c# A; S# v
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had# Q: F }8 D3 k; X5 ?9 \) _% M2 Y
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* \8 Q: q% q* k( R: k. N( [# U) i
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# D" j' v/ U3 U. q/ Khigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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