The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 w! z5 w) Q9 v9 I+ S  {6 l/ vget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
8 N: Z3 H8 \2 ]1 j& iall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
2 ^' D# J% h$ R# R4 E- }6 }high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
% N* t2 c$ s- y1 fsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

5 y% P; k5 f9 y3 d1 P, s2 J0 G他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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8 r4 K% v9 g8 |他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

: T* ^7 d9 q8 J( C( Dthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

8 n/ N: P" d, [! Q& j1 z) Z+ p, M9 Bgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
, f- p/ b# l: s5 YDon't quite understand this.

You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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) a6 ^9 c3 M' Y' eYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

+ K% E  [. m  QI am getting married in this coming September.