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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale! i0 c" f4 T4 W3 y
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 Z% T% _# D9 x4 x5 [3 a
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
' V% t0 E A" `2 x: _dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
* |! |. O6 \4 M' y% ihad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
9 F! a7 [1 G5 k$ y+ Cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 j9 I; v9 U8 M* i2 D1 @4 i
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. t# s: w! b, t! u$ q6 `6 x/ Q
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had. F. R6 x) L. l
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
2 a. e- ~! o# [6 u0 Gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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