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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 7 x$ n* b: L4 k# @, U# A
4 G1 n( X7 B5 z- ]The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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! F! U" {2 ?. j; zOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
: ?+ G/ I6 B: |+ j3 Esaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 P3 S% r/ W! }; B: y' x4 Z+ B
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. j9 i. o& S* p4 Chad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( ^3 ^# h- S6 H: `. Cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
+ [, d4 ?( v0 B# }: Kall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- _# ?3 [- N$ Wsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; W( d. c6 g$ k# M) thigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
& [# r8 d% {8 C" {: i& d: jsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones! t, O- x: G% `8 @/ }
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