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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. / {6 `+ B- u# N: T( F q
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) E) M" t1 J" C7 [& s- lOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
. I) B5 j+ s3 B) A3 @. X# W4 Wsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( d& ` ]( |$ ]/ I k$ ~ U8 udancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
5 X& @$ Y; m% k Z, Khad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* [, X& Q" x7 T9 Z* t+ i4 r( {
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 h# c3 k! P: }4 V( C
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 D/ r! R+ ]! h# p3 e
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 a; ]( [+ {" F) c J' }
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" X% h0 w9 I/ `3 z1 \sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; I9 A" V, t7 L V$ W T4 M
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 w' ~% U' H. ? G
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