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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. , n3 b* f0 K: S
7 E8 Z3 S v4 \' Q. a3 wThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale: L! l3 |2 M# Z" t
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl* i1 I$ S: H" j3 b
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 M" R+ ~4 B" U9 E9 Q* [5 C# s8 Z4 v" W
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) T3 m( T# z0 ?3 f3 y# ]
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
8 v6 b& Q: ]) f2 o* t, bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
3 }" J+ X c0 A# tall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
$ H: V' p& w! b$ Z( y# zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had& b6 w- i( ]7 g0 X$ [$ o
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in( h5 U# y) ^9 c7 t" N9 H! m
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) C3 i$ `, P5 h
7 Q( P% T/ d' c) f& }# YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; J1 R) _+ z% h
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