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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 9 s& R m" w N
$ R( `+ I4 E" _' C. g0 iThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, a6 e+ n N& m% \said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 |! Q2 x+ F4 L
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; b+ }; L6 l6 T0 v. P3 _5 Z
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
8 X6 w9 p# p' q6 W/ Uget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had* k" `( `- ]- t8 z/ V4 u" S7 z
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, V1 _- e! }$ `; A4 G' T, I8 h
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) w) D% h1 z; d+ M5 ~! a; @
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' R: c3 v+ |9 S0 l% P: n3 d
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!9 a2 Y0 h Z: B
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