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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
9 K, [' w0 [& d+ D6 J! O% ?' o by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
0 Q$ {' Z2 m8 |2 _1 Z/ A+ cI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
- [' J( a, B, I/ @8 _'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".) |. G' r/ \! n* \; C1 \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% U) U9 \$ d5 v \. D; [
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
9 z; U+ x" {) QAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.7 n2 o% J! G3 U& U
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: t9 G- C% {+ F( [! k, f
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 c: }# s' L; j: y* [! s: r
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 b8 K% @: b( g, z# n. K& T) Y
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 M, f$ S4 p" e. |* K) F
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) e" }5 F1 H$ F& d* [1 kI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.) t& R6 [* i% e& ^
; f4 a9 F( Z- d' {6 sAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& U- i, _7 z7 b" }' u7 ?" k
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; O* A8 l q/ J) QBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
0 b! z7 b' [; X$ E2 {( |7 n6 [Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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