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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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& \% t+ b$ i0 x" z% eThe Man Song
& m8 t7 G# w: m9 T8 C) Y by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.* b1 }% a# A8 _2 J+ s- [6 W
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
4 }/ ~5 {0 V$ z% |/ d'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 V# t# ?7 |0 a- E; A, X
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( P& Y# Q6 J+ y5 j' d
7 o+ G6 \7 e! u7 v4 E# KWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.6 A8 ~. h2 y9 ], f
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 U, v$ ? y5 C, K
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
E4 ]9 R& q+ W) f1 N; |5 E'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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0 E p, ^' |, f2 S( R: MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ z. r1 {9 @- v. M
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
, H8 U, @+ b6 \) l0 FAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: Y5 N5 {( M: s YI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ B$ ?; N' d/ d' ]' c" k4 {$ d
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 ~& D. Y8 M0 u+ `" i* R+ W
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' O8 T: m: y8 Z$ sBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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