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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 s; P, a7 _) Y5 a. p% A5 K
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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. F9 p1 U' S6 J; f. }The Man Song
}5 \) c) d* V" G, }9 m( E, q by Sean Morey
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+ f! O% W* b/ N# k! h' _# O% HI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 U% A, g4 q9 g" K; d! hI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ M6 |2 t+ ~- K'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% M# K* B4 ~( J" F& qI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* j7 O, ^% t C0 q% {" ]' g7 J: @
2 H& l) D0 Q! L" cWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
n, q T- t c- O" c* s/ W6 ZAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.% r5 T! w+ o! i% f% \
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# l- E) M# x6 q' a q9 ?) q
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.5 c+ c' L8 y8 A0 A# M) _
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
: U G N9 v4 \7 i. {' y1 v'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; s* S1 k1 }- a. p7 S7 j, B. mAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
$ d n3 X' H% T. p3 UI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.$ t% G$ B9 s" R! C. V
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
, L9 ]8 y9 ]9 r3 ]. p$ L! FAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
- S7 }! ~3 m7 X" \( z. g: D2 QBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% r! o8 D$ y+ ?; T
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 g) \; y! j* l. k1 Y1 |2 c8 p
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