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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 g$ G5 f) k+ W5 x i1 a6 ]3 k3 i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html: p- t: g. h1 ]
# R/ q' u5 a! N/ y- kThe Man Song
8 E& p/ ~' w' j/ m3 |3 \& O7 ^ by Sean Morey
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8 E7 Y- v3 w1 ^+ lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 m. I7 ?1 T; a* gI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 |0 w" o. `, H5 \ ]& o3 v
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
! N- n+ s% s2 q) c6 YI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 F/ E" z4 u& K, e) U
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
# w) X/ F5 i4 V% tThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear./ q- ]+ g% i1 m5 @" U( t b9 e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& f$ X h% A5 g7 r- Q: S) N" C'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 \$ g$ J' u( c( j1 T8 W' CAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. A* }0 {2 Z7 Y+ c6 n: L0 a
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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6 @, U2 C! Q. W8 VAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% ~7 }* R' m" G
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* C" T o6 P3 P. r/ A& gBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ s2 s/ Y( P9 H0 F% `7 u) }/ t
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ r) V5 j. X4 L6 i
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