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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash" v+ r7 ~* E& R1 p+ @
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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, u3 M2 e: }7 F# jThe Man Song
7 X- m* s1 P8 o, `5 U by Sean Morey
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& B. U6 X. g" E, N( MI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
7 {1 `! W3 Q- M, AI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( J4 T# T- b" _, x* o8 n3 [/ J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% C, s" R% Z- Z/ T+ |I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 S1 C3 B' L) [0 ZAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 m! c F. I% C' Z# r& T
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
|1 \! n# Q3 d4 K! e'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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q6 ]' o% O) {, `0 p8 s4 I/ nAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
* n# [, l% g- C'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 M! ~7 ^5 T" S) Q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! S/ I4 q: G& C0 H5 l+ ^: I* n+ E! V
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.+ y$ ?8 u- F9 S0 O
- s3 S# d; S& j1 c- g* s! ?And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ P" N% f X0 R% ^
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
# a( p9 E8 c; G* y) }! ?& FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% A5 |: D ]0 \" l$ rBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) `6 X! a/ B: o- b% y7 \
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