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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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7 N) b. [: c, |% l XThe Man Song
3 f3 K/ h0 f4 u" \- U by Sean Morey 5 u% b3 b' I$ I3 D1 W
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 O! N% U- ^- {+ I# FI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
0 t. i, D9 A4 j4 `$ R B'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% N a0 l% k9 V' `0 q6 X2 n
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& \2 i! n1 w) T6 D7 L
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) w' W: G# |1 O4 O( [
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! }! k, i3 \, P% R9 |4 o7 m
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 x; d- e+ v; D: ~% q l3 Z3 J'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 L# {2 O, Z! z5 ~/ b8 ~And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ [5 |+ f+ F9 M! c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- r9 Q) B2 J+ u% c
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# ~+ M& `+ e' O& k0 n& [
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.) o1 R3 u: @( c% {
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.0 T) D2 s' M/ y+ _+ R6 N
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ ]" i9 S0 h4 _4 l. v6 zBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to./ B8 Y* @+ s1 P. }( n, ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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