2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
; Q! s% j" P) YYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
4 _; G0 Y# [# g" I9 U3 UYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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0 V! s( ?: g/ p/ mFASCISM法西斯主义
( n. S' s3 @# n$ w% V7 W" XYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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2 u$ E; n& b) r) F7 CNAZISM纳粹主义
7 w+ C8 S' ~" V0 Z+ M- s. [You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
, h  n8 D9 u0 o& d- u6 L: R( G# QYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
( e! H8 v$ k' l2 H% hYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
2 r2 Y1 u9 a# u' c! uYou sell them and retire on the income.
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