2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
# Q# I  H7 s7 ?' xYou have 2 cows，
) w# K5 q& F) |' L4 AYou give one to your neighbour.
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# g3 ^4 b$ U* P) m) M6 H( PCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
, {+ t6 `3 |+ L: o. ^/ @/ I$ J6 V. |% T: mYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

  e: _/ j+ S9 Z) t) Z1 S* }& ENAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
$ I3 }4 w4 B% }The State takes both and shoots u.
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( T) r4 {3 e0 r: i. A, V: f, EBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
' g3 R0 B5 U2 hThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
7 ~  I, |7 J) s# uYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
) y# M- J/ Z$ e) p& U" a2 d0 ZYou sell them and retire on the income.

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