Best Yo Mama Jokes

★棍辊☆ホひ

yo mamma's so old,she sat behind jesus in the first grade,

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
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5 \6 F& I5 H8 A3 h+ dYo mama so fat, she walked outside in a yellow raincoat and the school kids tried to get on board.

, L  D+ J2 G5 H0 z3 vyo mama is so big , Dora can't even explore her
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your momma is so fat when she goes outside with a red shirt and people yelled kool-aid !
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Yo mama so fat, that when she turns around it's her birthday again.

+ p4 m: l/ P- X/ \get it ? give me flower or point!! thx
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[ 本帖最后由 紫色辣椒 于 2008-2-10 16:56 编辑 ]

ChObItS

do you even get half of the stuff???.... if you actually get it....it's very perverted and not suitable for kids in this sections of the forum...(not that i care...im used to this kindda thing)  
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★棍辊☆ホひ

so what ??? i know that ! u don't learn that in health ?

human sexuallity? or u just learn about girls?

紫色辣椒

在少年乐园黄色帖子是禁止的...-__+

★棍辊☆ホひ

哪有黄色了？

紫色辣椒

中国用黄色指代色情，如黄色杂志、黄色事业。

★棍辊☆ホひ

晕。。。我又不傻，我知道。。 黄色是内涵的！看不懂拉到。。3不3 我不管。

紫色辣椒

我把黄的都删了吧...

R3DL1GHT

Jin is a perverted guy.. (nothing more to say)SMD

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dandan1234

看不懂啊！！！懒得看！！

★棍辊☆ホひ

第2楼呢？

★棍辊☆ホひ

yup . atlest i don't rape Tubin..

紫色辣椒

我相信大家都已经知道了 ^^

★棍辊☆ホひ

u r tooo young so u don't know anything..

紫色辣椒

我知道怎么给自己的句子加大小写和标点符号啊~ :D

★棍辊☆ホひ

2楼呢？

ChObItS

uhh...you should delete that too...i just....uhh....ya....