可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
/ X% k# I( |2 G, ~5 l9 k$ n( x0 z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
* g. ^' c' V8 _% n( k# QHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
% N! A. i" W4 H5 B6 L; @"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ d! y2 m0 e6 c1 v7 u& g8 \don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% {+ t; B4 U- d" D4 P& p" p3 ^in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 \# [. }! i+ u9 P$ |) dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! N" z8 b6 E* pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
. Z8 {. c5 R  Z- X1 H"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
- B/ S/ R  g2 o- h- nbaskets."
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! J& Z; i* C0 |6 sA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
" E$ o; B" Z& J  G! P4 |' q( x"Because people are sleeping."
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* {0 l2 j# Q$ |0 m/ f; BA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( l7 C4 A, X. B! A$ iThe boys began to argue over who would
5 P& o1 @1 N, J- P4 y  C+ dget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
/ T# z. U$ ^/ Wmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
, z9 [7 I) ^! Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
4 q8 H( [5 v* v0 nKevin turned to his younger brother and
) C+ G1 B% z6 _: P. wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
0 ]7 V8 E9 X# Z9 I8 e+ swhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 Y2 S# R; C( bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: L1 o6 c, ^( Q# ?; L. kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
( R! c2 M2 z9 }6 ?; N* oThe boy thought a moment and then said,
1 {6 D  m) \# @8 Z- T0 o"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
0 \: N+ F7 S1 c9 mAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( b' G7 t3 A6 _  k) L0 t) Odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
. ^: x0 p# \1 yThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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) O7 W* h# o5 c7 q0 H% d* GPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ T2 n, S, z! I' G) gVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' C+ J9 p/ s. v  MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' a3 ~" `5 T4 z+ O# k! i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
) N4 P: s8 }$ k$ U6 A1 \# zI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 n0 c' L" v* @9 A- E% Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ N# {% v$ k, l2 v4 |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ y# A& {3 O# s% E% M"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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2 K& D% t+ e9 ]" X& raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

/ Q8 h8 R8 g4 v/ q7 FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- E" {5 O, t9 B# r( W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# B5 Z; z  V  N1 mMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" K! E% i; }6 V7 \  u  ?Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby