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Kids in Church/ i3 m$ s2 `# k: C1 w0 V
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3-year-old Reese :
* o# w9 ^/ A1 V# P* r"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# ?, c" w" ~+ C" @" O8 jHarold is his name.7 G- d5 n, N3 Y) b `3 ?
Amen."1 y+ j% Y7 u. K1 n: @8 C2 Y! o' O
) n" d( \/ R' _A little boy was overheard praying:. C3 G5 g0 w, }/ K1 h: a2 W* i" o% \
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
, E$ s6 G: q. kdon't worry about it.! ^6 S4 G5 @: B2 W" C% P `8 \
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
% p( q7 E; t" n6 @4 X( Pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home) b7 ^' X* b5 B! l. H- b
in the back seat of the car. His father asked5 D* e4 g2 v9 A3 Z+ H9 O3 {1 w& S
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the$ B8 }% M; i6 T
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted' \" R/ V& G2 i$ D! X0 N5 F y
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted9 _5 ]( N* s( T$ Q# t/ E; T
to stay with you guys."
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- F0 K* Z( Z( Z+ ^, U" v* ^; S. QOne particular four-year-old prayed,' E* A ^; r% H7 H: h
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 W7 G. [( g2 w" _5 R$ |/ J0 E: y& a! Jwe forgive those who put trash in our
9 z- {- h1 h2 r$ u# @- Q P0 x) kbaskets."+ c5 z! m# c$ A; V
2 N1 [, t; k. S# OA Sunday school teacher asked her3 n9 O* D* c J! U
children as they were on the way to
) E* S0 p4 _( E6 ~/ A$ p3 TChurch service, "and why is it necessary
8 ]: ^% k0 M* d% Z% Uto be quiet in Church?"; H: f2 ^! l; ]; {! m
One bright little girl replied,* t9 Q- d i0 j- @
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for( f( @) V4 [* N+ \/ I1 J: L
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3., N J& L5 _0 a2 ~ {) r- `2 |* `
The boys began to argue over who would
4 x* G1 e% i: nget the first pancake.. W2 D9 |& r' i! p8 E7 O) v- t( Z9 e
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 u$ N/ ~& o: a. Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ j& ] ?4 }- s! E v- [& y s0 f$ `
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- J4 p2 ]# U( J7 T7 Rfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
- p' O( T- `) t7 V* g3 Y: P$ SKevin turned to his younger brother and
4 T9 n1 |) i# D( S1 vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
; d& k0 Q% y/ a+ f7 Y+ B' s1 hwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,+ l( P' h" Z4 d6 _
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
6 C8 D& f6 V9 T3 X! `7 Fwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- ]: g, ?) S2 ]% `$ z4 l7 R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
R. v* T; \# }. H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' \' \" n2 V. w, G: }: K5 a5 O9 WThe boy thought a moment and then said,: R5 _4 L4 O5 Z: m; s
"Did God throw him back down?"5 b" Q/ J2 S! q) T6 W$ c" ~" D
4 R% ]; h- s" E2 K/ ?# o) tA wife invited some people to dinner.8 I h" a7 c# U: e) ?6 i
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! _ S. Y# T. Wdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
i5 R9 t# ~, J' \1 [, ]# tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 B& V% p7 }3 A7 {/ y$ ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
- P0 M1 N8 k- ?7 d' V6 dThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 ?! [; w8 t2 f' zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
; \7 D) b4 C/ K: h9 D6 ipeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!! C0 [5 \( P- s
: l3 `7 Q4 J2 ~: h* C5 APeace, love and happines! |
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