可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( a4 y( o1 V; Y% A" Z# l+ a2 yHarold is his name.
+ M3 b; u7 w, ^Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: f9 m( p5 d/ T( C! d0 L9 wdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ i! ^: J1 O  v; i4 `; |in the back seat of the car. His father asked
: y  ?# F; t! J- z/ Ohim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) T$ O& z9 O. t9 Hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ N3 A& m6 m  ?7 Y8 j+ \we forgive those who put trash in our
8 E: [' p2 u% r1 {$ `; j' Tbaskets."

& e* }( a) ]/ H& W! AA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
2 P& k  R9 z, o+ m# s9 fChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
# X- A6 o$ K; q"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
: R, Q, ^) ?# b1 _9 V1 Qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
# s: L. Y; L: F- n- G9 wThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
  Y3 ]$ m! {( m: M3 n7 a; omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
# ^+ c( ?6 E3 r! A5 r! B/ f  K5 {would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 _; ]$ X/ V+ ]( O" U2 W: H, Ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
; [4 J6 e6 s. K' ~# GKevin turned to his younger brother and
9 T+ Z( V; S5 vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 S: i: K6 @- |* k0 J7 \) xA father was at the beach with his children
1 v) Q+ m6 W$ {' y2 l! Owhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
3 c& A% E& G- y1 K$ x: Z2 Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  Q0 a  g% d5 c2 U) p"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 W: P) B/ \8 q5 D: ?The boy thought a moment and then said,
% G5 ~4 S* f5 j7 ?  a1 @"Did God throw him back down?"
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  y1 z/ s" m9 |; D# iA wife invited some people to dinner.
, O0 A$ \3 u/ rAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* G2 ~) Z) X1 X' {7 f# C( z7 ^- }" uThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 D9 T* \8 v  Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
% o8 S, {% A; w& e. Z4 s2 @people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ h# S. c3 Q) o- oVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

3 u( r8 P5 g4 \- r. B# o& \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ J% i  ^! B" }0 L. A3 f7 a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
4 v* B) ~7 M# e9 J) v" R9 lI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& I, l3 v* n% p' o- |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

8 Z; G) H8 H# g; [$ G# Z4 hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ U9 Z8 b- X2 K# Y; Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 \5 |& A3 o$ `: D. S+ l: a好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


1 K; W5 g# K' t% c" z4 p* [好好吃

3 _5 S$ d0 h. V9 j# B& dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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  l  H+ _+ Z6 e0 raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% Z  n% G* x5 G0 S) Z8 z1 v$ G& IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 b, C- s: ^8 U+ I5 K( y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 |- M& C( o( c* w# pMy boy's eyes turned ...

4 |% C! Y( T* y# vAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

+ s" z; n7 b4 z1 taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: w# }! ]/ L* w* l. mMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby