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Kids in Church
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! W' G X* Y* v9 P3-year-old Reese :
2 \1 S4 T; U9 t; r) w; }"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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2 \% L) p# ?( S- Q9 ~% ZAmen."0 y7 c Z G- f' ^" X
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A little boy was overheard praying:4 `) a- _6 Q& p+ Q8 h3 l
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
" v- B" W( j g8 b9 O, Mdon't worry about it.- l/ S5 Z9 @# N. f
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
3 v, ?: ]! E* H% |/ uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# r! N8 q$ |* m1 v+ e$ ?) Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked& b! a% v: c- E* e
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* |# ], g, Q6 |2 }# V& {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 T/ x3 k+ n O; }7 @+ m* T: Wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ I" p8 u& S. Q5 }8 a2 h
to stay with you guys."! p; g( B1 X% z' A# K- O
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ ^1 ^( s. y4 l( G! ^7 p"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 H H- A( D3 Iwe forgive those who put trash in our# K# e7 j, U2 X
baskets."& ?$ F8 h1 P* |/ ~2 D% x$ h
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A Sunday school teacher asked her9 @" [. l& T. m, e
children as they were on the way to
* w9 ^0 Q- D9 N: v2 i( m mChurch service, "and why is it necessary/ J8 e+ R6 r. s3 B7 g0 d1 g% k
to be quiet in Church?"7 n4 _! m. j3 l2 K( m: X9 H3 X `
One bright little girl replied,
& ?5 a! z) N2 m" z"Because people are sleeping."0 y. }$ W# ^6 r( }0 w( ?) W
2 i" J# M+ y2 Q3 c2 e, Z1 X- z5 MA mother was preparing pancakes for
# z1 K' { F5 R8 ~) ]0 q4 f+ N' vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ n; V7 ?1 b* ~6 D% d: {- ]The boys began to argue over who would
! U/ r ?/ b1 B# X5 F9 Sget the first pancake.. B7 p. I' S6 e' d4 _6 q" K# [
Their mother saw the opportunity for a" E+ C0 S, z# v
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He L1 ]" O: K+ h. _4 e' \8 I
would say, 'Let my brother have the
) }: _4 q/ ~! n( @/ Jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."% L m# {) ^# m( z0 A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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5 K1 v6 f7 F* W7 c8 sA father was at the beach with his children
* \) F* U, J- W9 C8 h( Lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* ?; D5 ]* N4 |; \7 d3 n( m \grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 k/ l/ y3 o2 e7 Jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.5 a8 S1 L& g2 g: v* Y7 a
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 m( X8 u" J: {"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 q7 G- ]4 S( B7 X" }The boy thought a moment and then said,
) T1 H% a }9 V" u' i! z"Did God throw him back down?"! ]2 R) h4 s8 ^3 h
; k6 O2 v/ s6 Y, p* t' `A wife invited some people to dinner.3 ~% w9 J: i) R( ]
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 Y7 @/ j/ x6 s1 Q- x' K! {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ F3 q; d3 W `" T' i: C
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% A& l! l( K8 ~9 j1 O0 y, W2 igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 e3 I* P5 v+ ~* P
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( K* L, N: ?( |
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
( }- V! s; l& @9 [# k9 ]people to dinner?"9 T# M" D% p9 h% Z9 @
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Cheers!!!( |5 }: m7 q& r+ ~- Q; [/ p
( _/ l- `, R+ W( ?% m0 VPeace, love and happines! |
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