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Kids in Church/ O8 g" O! x# u0 g1 n% v8 }) K; {/ f
& M4 Z2 ?) s$ N* Z3-year-old Reese :& s' ?9 B! ]/ I
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 N0 E9 ?% m2 B6 y* y. ~+ u
Harold is his name.
: \3 W- `% L! G; L& X" ^8 P& GAmen."
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i/ u. b+ C3 f0 E, |9 O; `. ]A little boy was overheard praying:
3 O' u$ Z8 h: a3 c! u( a"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# G* F0 M2 W9 l F1 R- ~+ J' idon't worry about it.
" {2 W- u2 B# MI'm having a real good time like I am.", z% o6 E3 d9 b1 _3 s9 s8 E! `
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After the christening of his baby brother
9 U0 Q/ D1 g, \/ Q$ g) Vin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# \8 Z* }4 V6 w% e; i! Q8 ]in the back seat of the car. His father asked5 Y- |/ A- Y* h3 v9 K
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the' \6 Y7 Y. u& v, }6 n0 M% S; n
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted0 f* A6 ^: i2 i+ l) j
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
3 I1 Z6 f- G( Y7 e( Dto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
1 U# H+ ~+ _" i" ^2 X) ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
9 k$ R3 E# a0 zwe forgive those who put trash in our5 ?" T6 @# X/ Z4 `( a3 D
baskets."
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9 p5 N6 u! z- T8 b5 Z9 z0 f6 V: @# aA Sunday school teacher asked her
# D+ @2 L0 U8 ` `children as they were on the way to* L- @$ T; u6 Q9 B
Church service, "and why is it necessary& e+ a8 X4 \4 l' T# {# P# m
to be quiet in Church?"$ M2 p+ \: q9 _ v3 ]& _
One bright little girl replied,
% }5 {1 e( ^; l, O2 s F"Because people are sleeping."/ _/ z0 a+ ?/ u
1 L. j7 {2 P4 t1 w' S0 a# N* NA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ z% Z' ?. g8 D/ ~& }. u* Kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 C, S: q+ j- y5 T8 |5 ~The boys began to argue over who would& k, V' q/ Q0 I% S; n# U
get the first pancake.
8 E+ l. X4 M7 i! a( L' r7 r* ETheir mother saw the opportunity for a
3 ~7 N, _' L. umoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 T/ J& q1 n/ ?! \0 U
would say, 'Let my brother have the
' S# I/ n4 J/ ]& M: Y) n* \$ M' `first pancake, I can wait' ."* G$ i0 s9 ^, _( B7 K2 h% c
Kevin turned to his younger brother and0 j" j% z( y9 V+ Q- [/ i+ S6 C2 x
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
! N% i6 `8 q% [3 r- l6 qwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
6 l8 T" u6 F5 Q& r' }& G. e7 Q2 egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ S3 s& U( h& @+ b2 d0 |
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* U" t" G; l: d- ` T# T6 |6 F& O3 C"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.% s2 ^0 d* e6 r3 |, @
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 \: C7 {' k( g4 J2 D6 |% lThe boy thought a moment and then said,' p0 E: x% ~ _& Z) w- y
"Did God throw him back down?"& t' ^( o& M% D* L9 r8 C$ n2 `. P
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A wife invited some people to dinner.# m3 f- C- {0 H$ |, k+ s
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' |! r5 d8 n( ?" y U Z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the6 @5 W" z. c/ i* f
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The- w+ G+ k0 S! U, l7 D. u+ ?" x! Y
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
& ^* O: W* y7 Z& }+ }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 \* z N& n& }2 n7 e
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
' H* `* M) s" Z v' Gpeople to dinner?". }3 ?* Y& @$ Y( R! m
4 \* A/ |7 b$ X' H7 }Cheers!!!+ N7 a8 p9 a, C2 e7 ?
) l" c' N. q" T9 x& j& vPeace, love and happines! |
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