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Kids in Church0 y* y$ l8 p' w V* m X9 a" F0 C' i
( J2 T2 M% s5 g$ f& y3-year-old Reese :
, U8 A( B. n4 ~; K"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; x7 V: ]6 M$ F6 \
Harold is his name.
l0 X9 |+ ?- a& [3 v7 pAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
( L; s+ ?9 F- k" U"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 R8 O" x1 k; D' R+ J# {( Tdon't worry about it.) w3 \' p% [0 ?) U
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
$ U8 i0 _( P r0 `% w% r7 Y% N3 F" Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 }* m8 h( `: G) h- N- l$ lin the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 g3 X" u0 Q3 Q3 D$ xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; \9 N7 o% v# ]& Bboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted r! a+ R+ p5 c, ?
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted$ I( R& C& s F9 c( t
to stay with you guys."
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1 k4 `4 `6 L3 H; A8 G6 U( B& N1 bOne particular four-year-old prayed,) t. X, l7 {& M" A9 m& ~% R
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 c1 K3 ~8 \, W2 y% X. ewe forgive those who put trash in our
+ j* S3 a$ D0 r. s5 Y2 Qbaskets."
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1 i# Z4 d; ^4 C: N! \1 o% M7 IA Sunday school teacher asked her
$ J E& w# Q! U, {' Nchildren as they were on the way to6 E" U7 f- y) c* \, z1 ?
Church service, "and why is it necessary# y2 u5 Y3 i! a) a2 a3 E! Z
to be quiet in Church?"
- n+ v H* J' GOne bright little girl replied,, q# m, t! @, N. F* |4 B9 Y
"Because people are sleeping."* z7 j' I* C3 y! h2 S5 c
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 M9 X2 Z! J7 s$ mher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 j1 A3 I' ?8 c8 `8 LThe boys began to argue over who would
/ c7 t0 |% L* L6 z# @1 r4 Kget the first pancake.# ]7 c; x; U& b* A/ ?: O
Their mother saw the opportunity for a# _4 h" X: x: q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- _ |3 Z, U e; `2 a, Fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
& z7 Z$ Q$ ?1 j& Cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
8 ~) l3 u+ B+ Q# OKevin turned to his younger brother and
% w; c) Z2 y9 c5 q6 Esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 ~) Y9 C9 R2 S9 f* A
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A father was at the beach with his children( K U3 D& P, h y. E0 K
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ [) ^( y, _% v; x/ Z# Qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( H/ L" Q8 o& j- ~6 M
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& e# y. ]4 ` S0 p V _
The boy thought a moment and then said,$ z2 U8 i' Y7 X2 p* W& F( h1 [" X2 K' Y
"Did God throw him back down?"
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7 V# j, ^$ q O4 U+ A& a9 jA wife invited some people to dinner.6 ~/ k ^! @3 }, g
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
+ p3 M/ a- j) qdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the* P5 G) |, L) _1 E/ E
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The2 b! z/ X* W; \" w2 X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."/ S1 w. b/ u) h3 C( { x
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 }/ @$ W# O! \0 f
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these0 r: Q$ \/ l. W2 l
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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