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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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! W' G  X* Y* v9 P3-year-old Reese :
2 \1 S4 T; U9 t; r) w; }"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- a- O- }! @* T8 p; F8 S' j/ pHarold is his name.
2 \% L) p# ?( S- Q9 ~% ZAmen."0 y7 c  Z  G- f' ^" X
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A little boy was overheard praying:4 `) a- _6 Q& p+ Q8 h3 l
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
3 v, ?: ]! E* H% |/ uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
# r! N8 q$ |* m1 v+ e$ ?) Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked& b! a% v: c- E* e
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* |# ], g, Q6 |2 }# V& {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 T/ x3 k+ n  O; }7 @+ m* T: Wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted+ I" p8 u& S. Q5 }8 a2 h
to stay with you guys."! p; g( B1 X% z' A# K- O
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ ^1 ^( s. y4 l( G! ^7 p"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 H  H- A( D3 Iwe forgive those who put trash in our# K# e7 j, U2 X
baskets."& ?$ F8 h1 P* |/ ~2 D% x$ h
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A Sunday school teacher asked her9 @" [. l& T. m, e
children as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"7 n4 _! m. j3 l2 K( m: X9 H3 X  `
One bright little girl replied,
& ?5 a! z) N2 m" z"Because people are sleeping."0 y. }$ W# ^6 r( }0 w( ?) W

2 i" J# M+ y2 Q3 c2 e, Z1 X- z5 MA mother was preparing pancakes for
# z1 K' {  F5 R8 ~) ]0 q4 f+ N' vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
+ n; V7 ?1 b* ~6 D% d: {- ]The boys began to argue over who would
! U/ r  ?/ b1 B# X5 F9 Sget the first pancake.. B7 p. I' S6 e' d4 _6 q" K# [
Their mother saw the opportunity for a" E+ C0 S, z# v
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He  L1 ]" O: K+ h. _4 e' \8 I
would say, 'Let my brother have the
) }: _4 q/ ~! n( @/ Jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."% L  m# {) ^# m( z0 A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
* h5 O: `5 ]* ^% ^" `2 H$ F+ g1 ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 D* ?1 j) R2 w! c: G6 ~$ E

5 K1 v6 f7 F* W7 c8 sA father was at the beach with his children
* \) F* U, J- W9 C8 h( Lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* ?; D5 ]* N4 |; \7 d3 n( m  \grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 k/ l/ y3 o2 e7 Jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.5 a8 S1 L& g2 g: v* Y7 a
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 m( X8 u" J: {"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 q7 G- ]4 S( B7 X" }The boy thought a moment and then said,
) T1 H% a  }9 V" u' i! z"Did God throw him back down?"! ]2 R) h4 s8 ^3 h

; k6 O2 v/ s6 Y, p* t' `A wife invited some people to dinner.3 ~% w9 J: i) R( ]
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
3 Y7 @/ j/ x6 s1 Q- x' K! {daughter and said, "Would you like to say the/ F3 q; d3 W  `" T' i: C
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% A& l! l( K8 ~9 j1 O0 y, W2 igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 e3 I* P5 v+ ~* P
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head( K* L, N: ?( |
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!( |5 }: m7 q& r+ ~- Q; [/ p

( _/ l- `, R+ W( ?% m0 VPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 % o+ s* k6 E" ]' z( U2 J
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

3 X) [' u$ T. j0 L7 a% w) I) n+ iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ Z& \3 p9 T' U( F* E6 `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 t1 R! j- [7 {; d' E% U"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% X1 o9 O5 e! v! AMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"   @- n2 G% M  F% X4 {7 y5 }6 \
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 . u! z5 z% o3 |# B. `2 v6 i

0 v( r7 ~) q# w, J  ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! @4 k( @' ~, n' h/ J/ y; F"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& [6 @. Z* ]4 a2 h" s! ^2 Z5 VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 / i8 Q' Z( V0 ^; E
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 s& _6 v; z# a3 w: t) y3 Z. P3 K

$ d7 Z( y. A6 m8 k/ V3 _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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- {  j* c5 L- B3 C) BRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 [0 e/ Q9 _. _, H1 t7 {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; v3 w; ?/ `  `' g  |2 KMy boy's eyes turned ...

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, f" t, g! z" q9 }) }Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + m8 k  }. |8 F, E: X

3 t9 a; T0 {& w8 N* waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * t& j/ }: }2 Z! G- G; s

7 m! e; U# [4 j8 p- f/ k' PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 s) o/ A9 d. @7 l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. I5 F0 x/ S. j' F1 K, v' PMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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