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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:% `+ l2 E1 ~& \- r0 T. I, s5 T% P
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,. S9 r5 [  i. W
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I'm having a real good time like I am.": K# I" g* E: G6 D
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After the christening of his baby brother/ [3 w5 c8 J0 a: q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) _5 l, ^7 V) w, O% _: lboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
4 t  L9 f2 q; x( w* V1 O+ Gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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4 o) L, E1 L7 o2 Z. l7 ROne particular four-year-old prayed,- n' ]1 o( C) D# o
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 N( y* h5 t/ G2 D2 ewe forgive those who put trash in our/ |4 o/ p/ @; C6 z8 U7 d9 C
baskets."
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! d8 `% x+ J8 e, E- XA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 c; u% G7 \; o7 f3 W) P6 hchildren as they were on the way to
& o- G: _* @& y" I- [/ o& ]' PChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
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9 R/ l+ b& {' v  }2 a) e, u+ C' HA mother was preparing pancakes for
; X2 @8 u' j5 N+ _( M# t6 y- ~( ]her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 S9 S3 s# G; |% [
The boys began to argue over who would
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& [( u9 E. D+ QTheir mother saw the opportunity for a0 |2 ?" Y1 U2 i9 l
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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6 `9 W; N! f, d( w4 K% M8 i9 K' s6 i8 nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."0 j: W+ ?, }/ H0 A4 G: g) M
Kevin turned to his younger brother and5 d6 k. T# e+ z; |; R( l0 j
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"- R, ?, A- n2 Z  t6 Z
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A father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore$ z$ K: ^4 E% Y- u
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# ]( \. \+ V  N* l% `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 w4 k4 ?+ K  [$ ~6 j"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. q, x- ]' M5 L% B- h1 w$ |The boy thought a moment and then said,
  y$ v, ?3 P7 k"Did God throw him back down?", H3 f6 r9 W" Y5 H

9 u8 b- U. c* [  d& I+ N2 tA wife invited some people to dinner.
# K, k! F" X: m! [At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ w" I5 d# c) l2 F7 T/ j  Q, f
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 W: c7 h* _: H% k/ ~4 t/ lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' ~7 e. {: U% ]4 ]5 S
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" l3 ^0 L) |( p" cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ g  w; k( N6 A; \9 a5 M8 M, X
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( {7 Q# X$ f8 {2 o. R: d
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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0 p. `1 A0 ]( e: Y# p1 |Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
- M. s8 H+ [8 o$ q1 HVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ H( y% K' [! j$ |& @
"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 x% @, F, L8 ^! {. \4 g; F
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
7 Q: N% Z7 [$ W! ~: ~4 R: bI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 7 d- i: ?' G) L' c# y6 q# a# u

# V$ F1 w5 Y5 [2 \) G* aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + D+ @$ u1 Q+ z$ v$ {' g

7 q  |9 r; q  @" d$ a' X9 p/ aRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- g: ?' L% l: Y2 k' V"Don't be selfish!" I said., ~0 W* K2 L8 |8 T
My boy's eyes turned ...
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: I0 k+ V1 h: h0 u  |& @好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ' g; }& M* l. \' v6 D9 c# q2 R) g& `

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  J+ V# u" g1 g7 r  E( k* ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, r" L# r# q# @8 v& N( O  {"Don't be selfish!" I said.( i$ @& Q+ l. n5 _( U: o5 S
My boy's eyes turned ...

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' T' {* N; N$ l. M- v! a% hAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 t  {" T  R- l; |

) p& Y- ]. _1 E. E- xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 ~7 g# F0 Q8 D+ ]$ \' r

5 P& l- g0 w/ |1 }( tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* d/ W: A* J/ h- M  ?5 n
"Don't be selfish!" I said.' T/ W, q/ d& n
My boy's eyes turned ...
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1 ?' H9 s/ L9 _& s- yThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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