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Kids in Church! r7 P: @1 O4 @: `0 n# v
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3-year-old Reese :
! [$ R. h C( Z7 n1 F$ S2 [, L) _"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# D8 W) _/ t& }& w0 G' K
Harold is his name.
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1 F$ @$ L; y2 i6 J8 W+ \8 }A little boy was overheard praying:
7 t/ x5 H& W! r0 \"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
- s/ r; y* { I+ w- [* c% {% ^don't worry about it.$ R s# y0 b2 M# l( q3 \# U) ?
I'm having a real good time like I am."% M% E+ x# v" j) g. P
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After the christening of his baby brother' m. `7 n9 z6 u* [2 R& I0 ^
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 A$ W) M! N$ n! `, W! H Xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 N( L* h7 h: m4 P C( Bhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the, b: t) T+ v4 E# @, `/ R+ P# C1 L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
' y5 l0 ]. q9 Z! X: |* q" tus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 U7 `3 w- `1 r, v! K8 J
to stay with you guys.". H7 V3 ?) f! {+ K! r! K
% K, w/ \. K/ f2 sOne particular four-year-old prayed,
$ j: y: b3 ^9 s- n8 v"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) U& Y% \) ~4 }we forgive those who put trash in our
" x% F4 f+ Q% x3 F) A2 [* xbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 U0 k& P9 g0 G4 }
children as they were on the way to+ b+ t+ N a9 S9 k
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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2 r, U% U% P) V0 x7 `* J: FOne bright little girl replied,; ~7 |8 [+ m3 e* R% H3 u# F; Q
"Because people are sleeping."4 o- Y9 F/ V. ~9 q; u4 C
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
8 u3 i, t% o1 W% F; \5 }9 mher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3./ L" P" D& D- ]; d4 m
The boys began to argue over who would
' l4 I/ C# O, d; }get the first pancake.
. ~# Y) x3 K2 x5 TTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
) R9 |# e; L5 Ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He/ f: g3 f' g1 e/ H
would say, 'Let my brother have the# ^ E& F$ P8 v& Y H h0 i
first pancake, I can wait' ."( s* A h+ ^' j4 Y y6 {
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children' T8 X) Z% ?. g' ^
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 T+ h, O" L: }5 Hgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 K. K/ _) e9 Y$ E, E4 ~' Cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ }9 E4 Z; \/ {( p; }& y( L"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ E. i& K% i8 P5 a
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' f8 t8 [+ z8 O7 H& E
The boy thought a moment and then said,% k- {, Q/ U. s) ?# |! {4 ^' e
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! O) ~+ k0 k8 T& _9 T+ ?& ~, YAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# |, P9 I: q- N7 \/ pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 j% R3 G& D4 ~. v9 m8 W1 t. E' f
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# N" i/ ~+ n" g1 @: B3 ]
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."+ z+ d7 a/ {, L. F5 g# s2 K/ w$ }
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: O; V' }9 J' o; E( _# L1 Gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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