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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:% `+ l2 E1 ~& \- r0 T. I, s5 T% P
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,. S9 r5 [ i. W
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I'm having a real good time like I am.": K# I" g* E: G6 D
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After the christening of his baby brother/ [3 w5 c8 J0 a: q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& w6 K: ?3 J) A4 Sin the back seat of the car. His father asked. D# B6 @, Q6 X8 C; n
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) _5 l, ^7 V) w, O% _: lboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
4 t L9 f2 q; x( w* V1 O+ Gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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4 o) L, E1 L7 o2 Z. l7 ROne particular four-year-old prayed,- n' ]1 o( C) D# o
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 N( y* h5 t/ G2 D2 ewe forgive those who put trash in our/ |4 o/ p/ @; C6 z8 U7 d9 C
baskets."
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! d8 `% x+ J8 e, E- XA Sunday school teacher asked her
7 c; u% G7 \; o7 f3 W) P6 hchildren as they were on the way to
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One bright little girl replied,
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9 R/ l+ b& {' v }2 a) e, u+ C' HA mother was preparing pancakes for
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The boys began to argue over who would
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and5 d6 k. T# e+ z; |; R( l0 j
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"- R, ?, A- n2 Z t6 Z
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A father was at the beach with his children
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grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore$ z$ K: ^4 E% Y- u
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# ]( \. \+ V N* l% `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 w4 k4 ?+ K [$ ~6 j"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
. q, x- ]' M5 L% B- h1 w$ |The boy thought a moment and then said,
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9 u8 b- U. c* [ d& I+ N2 tA wife invited some people to dinner.
# K, k! F" X: m! [At the table, she turned to their six-year-old$ w" I5 d# c) l2 F7 T/ j Q, f
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
9 W: c7 h* _: H% k/ ~4 t/ lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' ~7 e. {: U% ]4 ]5 S
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" l3 ^0 L) |( p" cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ g w; k( N6 A; \9 a5 M8 M, X
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( {7 Q# X$ f8 {2 o. R: d
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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0 p. `1 A0 ]( e: Y# p1 |Peace, love and happines! |
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