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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  ; [! b! T, }* ~  a; D

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. : M1 e. w8 W5 O

9 t2 H9 k. \* U8 Q7 Z- DIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.- L0 C- i) J) D) s& y
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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3 q# r/ o9 e/ h5 ]' b4 a& V7 X2 }Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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4 n) [$ H& S6 s' _% j: |$ A: CWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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+ e6 B' d3 F; F) p4 vCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..) o6 O5 @% V: S- k7 w" V/ p

: |+ V! e* p! y  i) _: qWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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7 t- Q* A0 c3 `* {+ @Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  ! i1 w4 h& c% `# u2 \( O4 t) S

4 z" ?+ V0 a1 J2 \5 A; @0 t: FRinse conditioner off hair.
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3 q# m8 |, ~. d3 ?; I8 D& qShave armpits and  legs.
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* \) U; [* Q2 l- u7 C" d$ ]. WTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.( m5 }* n; m0 e1 g

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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  8 _' n* I. a% Y
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  7 |7 ?% f6 E. I- q# C
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  * z; X" S, C8 b& n2 I& q

9 [1 p- e/ m, L& Q( wIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  ; M$ O* Y' S6 }1 o) Z
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  * p# r  m! P# r2 w( C" j7 b
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror. 7 {- Q8 u5 t/ ?0 v

5 X* {6 y. U& Z7 xAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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; [8 Q2 P) w; QGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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4 b4 H% }$ \- g0 C) O" yBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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2 P+ j( ^" |, D  S! z  l4 fFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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  E5 ]8 l7 e: ~; p7 T* jSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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& ^. S! g  F6 W; f! p8 U3 YWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  ' F% I1 w8 O5 b
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  1 L: y. x6 }5 r6 z8 O
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Pee.  
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: h7 L# I" D6 J2 aRinse  off and get out of shower. # _. T7 [" v: H2 _9 n. I
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Partially  dry off.' m/ x! v+ Y/ x) a6 L& k7 o7 ^9 }
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. . |0 \/ c/ I$ S/ l; b. z+ _

+ Y$ [! r6 c7 [% EAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  7 r+ G) F( u  h6 a8 K& O0 B) |% W
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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9 o. ~5 P# `/ \4 k. @* s1 J* a$ U% PReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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