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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ! h B+ m# M& C
% T2 O) f+ m- P6 F8 Y* IIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.- E" n' \! w" r6 }: S. `2 L$ s
0 h0 l5 m6 \1 s! g6 k+ t+ U" P! L4 zLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- " C3 M9 @# m( Z! {
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.3 ^% w$ a8 A: w& q
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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) K1 g& H1 P# |Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..* h" M. d Y# q. B" V5 p
' g0 A7 u* r k4 @- y6 CWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.' s0 P3 O5 l$ P" R* l0 t6 L- K
! T l6 P( Z& pShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.- b9 g! |9 f5 ]8 n
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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9 n/ G* m& J5 p8 s$ T2 tSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. X3 \4 I8 \& P, r' W3 Q6 L
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 6 A! `! W E7 N. m: I
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. : U, u0 Z7 h) T
$ G W2 a/ s1 eWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 9 F$ C* Z# b/ q2 ?' Q0 R2 P1 n
1 [: O; H: o2 n$ }Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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8 _% h- J' S, Y y5 lAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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- M/ b8 o+ t% P2 S OGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. . o% \7 d9 u& o7 k% X! `
: f& {' `. _: \Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8 a: ~+ J+ t' S
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 V+ e9 X+ |" ^4 }1 D
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 9 i h1 ^& z" ?$ t3 q( ]
, S% L% s/ ?6 o3 N. c( TWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.9 w! ?+ h b; e% ~: @6 e
* C6 i/ R4 Y! g p) P8 U8 X, S) TFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 7 P3 @8 x$ o }8 w6 R& R: ^6 [ q
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. * m5 J$ d7 |+ b7 O P [1 \6 T8 `
. z/ Q7 t" F! z5 fIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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