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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
' x! e5 H& k, V: r, u. Xfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.- o, F$ V3 r' q' Z
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
8 M4 a' \; b# S ePromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a# ?, e# K6 b1 y7 N T% z' w
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
) L: q$ I4 Y) B: A8 {, K+ ? uI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue* O+ @1 a T; c6 V& g; r5 \) P
silk pajamas.'8 u Y* m u+ ]$ r4 X. P
. r& P' c! \/ S6 i! S# AThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
& _7 K, H# F$ g& a/ x# l- {, y! iexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?8 u, H' U' {0 Y$ }' m7 @
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why1 s Y3 v3 i: ^* n: m, s2 d! V( g
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'8 J- F! {' t( x
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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