Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
/ R& Q$ z( P/ y8 f8 B6 bfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ N2 o$ z, {1 |3 k* P6 Y9 F0 }Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 o6 p# U8 J- ?/ S1 ?week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

, V+ A$ Q0 w$ n! Y, D) p3 ZHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
8 S( i! }% u3 L+ Fdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
) b( j) w1 w9 x# j% o5 bsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........