Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
3 h/ U  T$ @0 V% Z; E! iweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' J1 @( w9 ?) e+ ^$ F( \8 L2 [2 jI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

" K- w8 o# j. _8 q" qThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

: q! l& r+ ?9 p5 E/ x6 O+ r$ LThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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: E1 p) |+ ^0 l) PHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& k' g9 ]6 q* v( Y$ R2 t0 Ndidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........