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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go- p& R2 y6 t$ O  c8 X; d. c
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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1 ?6 S! e6 A! V4 k# m8 T# e, xWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that' k- A" O3 v* a: X$ r; P- H0 \' N2 s
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue. u& w% n, k) N) Q9 H3 ^# g5 _
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good., |6 q& J7 Y) [3 c& ^) u- M

( G6 f! C9 s" c" c8 W% N8 g( k: e0 pThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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2 H' A& U- v0 O6 K+ P' L6 o  cThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
6 p7 X$ I# O7 `8 H, X: t4 w, usmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

% `! T! \+ i  g; DCut off his........
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