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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
7 S+ n: {9 t! D) k/ r! Sfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends./ f1 Q# C+ H% W; a8 {" `* R
( v: ]% g; D7 TWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
4 d! ~: B% ^2 v: `9 X; ^6 k3 u2 D& n' zPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
$ e' w P! a- Yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
9 F" O, @1 @1 q4 `3 DI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
( ^% P5 h6 U% [1 Z" U; @; N0 ?silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did9 c- U3 t) O. l e2 W0 U
exactly what her husband asked.
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; q5 Q+ U! V3 o( s3 PThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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5 J9 f. m; ^* W, z2 r6 [ l0 uThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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C" ]' V; l5 M9 [! c* R, ^. M1 iHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
/ H- d' N0 Q+ r8 x+ y$ P; N( B" Kdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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