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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did; R# [) D: }5 p; \# Q s/ B+ w8 O8 L
exactly what her husband asked.6 [3 e! M4 M$ |5 Q$ C* Z
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.' Q/ X1 Z+ W( n/ J9 {* M5 k# f6 r ^
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?: T" X6 a$ x/ ~
, V+ A$ Q0 w$ n! Y, D) p3 ZHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
8 S( i! }% u3 L+ Fdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'- [1 N- m0 a+ F q/ j; a- t9 r
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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