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7 g! U# y8 o% O' s, ~When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day" x+ m. q1 _ h* n+ h
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
6 z3 X8 F4 x7 w7 M% Fslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
6 R" a; t/ X: X4 s( `to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma1 n6 V" ?9 a7 }- ]% ^$ J; F
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me& S1 q( L3 o1 ]9 {& D+ k+ h- l
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot1 V) L% N# _4 U: j7 C% z
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
. w" J$ O' T4 uonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
# z% m6 y# s: a0 z$ ~on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV., E5 C7 N5 \" p# _% _8 }
" X H1 G6 r1 s$ A; u: CAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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