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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma; @% u3 i* d# t. s2 x' k3 b* Y
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me. H0 o3 \) E$ t' d- I9 L0 O' l4 F
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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) `+ o- r/ w" z9 d0 J1 p; xMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
; h5 k+ i8 [3 ?7 g; i25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
/ o2 ?. r& q- X9 L, gonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
' [/ Y3 R( \, r5 D8 bon a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.$ y& v: l3 c8 D+ f1 R$ i
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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