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A blond came into our auto repair shop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"- b) z! C4 j; j7 Y' E4 i& ~( W; ]
$ X! g& b: g5 l n5 Q0 W# z' I9 mShe replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."2 P2 i- |; O8 f
) h- z5 ]: i+ h6 o" qMy tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."7 H$ `8 K( z! I8 M
0 w$ Z/ [+ K& q' ]1 q7 I% w" aIf you' re not sure what a 710 is, scroll down 4 K: @2 j% A! D
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