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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; M6 N8 p5 G8 R) e% A" b7 c
4 J, G+ n2 e9 JBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
p. _+ A# |$ q$ g- T7 K; X; t \course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
4 b. [; S' X& f* oBrians' roommate Stephanie was.0 }) b% F& v9 J4 ^9 M
% P, w& Z$ [9 {: YMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# ^% v+ J7 B3 I5 Q L) ?Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.: F) m0 p# x. |
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( M) ^; f- X1 CHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
. L3 X! R, K- g/ T( A3 Q& f: Jthe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 ]9 K3 R" d2 v! V& |thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ l' ]' j3 }' C# ~( ^8 i2 r7 m5 i3 w
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; [3 K) A6 l) M$ B2 Qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' g0 G0 Q9 `/ N4 D' A2 W9 I* Zgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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% b% Y: v; j. h- h9 p4 F8 u; NBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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: _; ?7 W" M8 F0 b5 zHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." b9 x5 g+ F9 ~4 Y" P
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
3 ^' J i( ?$ V1 p: v) RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* u! G: W4 \/ T' uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 G' D* X: |8 j8 W7 A& Z- K& r6 T- Z
- E2 J) f9 Y& E H+ nSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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. x& k' N: F8 l1 i"Dear Son.........9 N, H1 D2 ]1 X
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# T( d L* i. W5 g t4 G
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, Y; l% z$ ^- H9 S+ W/ E
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver) |8 R) ~' S$ _, v8 B5 f- A
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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