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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 m) M% L/ K" R( T0 j% O% w: Y$ N( tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 e% |0 P, q- R' K
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& o, ]0 f5 u7 E' J5 n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.9 ?! K0 I# R7 H, d
8 [" O( j8 D% R C7 o/ hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
4 c2 d- A: @6 T8 s, T' SStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
' t, f& |' E( J( r y) [' `: H1 sHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ h1 R% x( @! X5 m1 a
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% w! U5 F+ f1 r' ~0 Z, V, DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
$ R6 z6 T, k' m8 h3 K; }& Cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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# p2 _8 \- b o7 f( ?2 {# V2 sHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: M7 w+ a& a& g0 L5 s+ D
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and5 S9 R m5 H2 z3 U/ m) J
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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/ I4 ^# [: b g2 s n2 `) ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
* x( V9 i3 L. q7 i. N% YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 ^5 g; z7 b; D! i1 V) A1 ?
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains) @! X1 O6 ~- |+ O, J- p, F
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
+ @1 g; d' ]' \" pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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