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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) i* S! v" [" \: V( }! C* l X. }9 |
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.- }: S; ^2 q9 b: [
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" J ?. g$ S7 m9 M; vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
7 p3 M. d8 U6 M0 h/ A" g% O( m0 y4 Kthe eye.
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0 Y3 l# A/ w* m3 @/ D9 DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ t. L" x$ `# {" d1 X$ i0 Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& n9 @+ C% \% ^) l! j% xAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 ]. Y6 Q% i4 [4 f: H# [6 Y% ?your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 `- A3 h+ a6 C" W; c0 V
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% ^; U) [3 f2 m8 F' a2 S% q- ~I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 g; h2 ~5 Y/ E _& [* F( O FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* @) B6 x U1 K: D0 l& }that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 N y6 C# i5 Y6 i' P2 I
7 T& l0 h/ t0 j% g7 F0 K% T: ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
7 O D5 }7 Q3 J' hI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 d9 K3 u9 M! Osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( D# ^) b9 k+ w0 Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver8 g3 G- L& r9 m* L+ v* q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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