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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 r: P0 H3 N( D' l5 c e/ ]0 t
: s# `0 L6 `- U6 z. o3 W0 OBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 b1 R3 Q& F, p
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 m/ Z9 Y8 Q( EBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 R" o( j" T$ Z+ N5 {' t) M
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.6 E3 J G9 ]8 |3 E( Y- x2 y1 _
; O. j. J; h# R1 E, d3 F6 sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) E% ~: ]2 H( }7 v9 |' d* K5 i
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met+ C+ s& } L0 G
the eye.; I# J+ {: K! v5 U
- d; v( U* K$ Q( |) AReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ p$ r4 u) O+ ]0 K$ Kthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": b9 H0 y5 C6 \
5 B( ]1 z* n9 y! X6 Q& {9 L& pAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 {6 }6 @' G0 Q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 M' k' \/ ]/ n7 D( Z! `1 [
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% C, G) I$ _3 M6 B3 t% L6 C
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be& _; U% V' u3 N$ K9 O A
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 p' x7 r* Q, h! Q; ]) e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" F2 X1 _6 K4 X/ \ rI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* h+ {# H8 b* @6 }that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 H6 s$ m5 K: | `/ q& \
7 |# w- v9 G6 V! f0 qSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
, r% z' P+ }& x3 @ L# I5 a, wI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 E0 m4 x& S, d8 x! _9 {: J: \& Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 @) z. T& X& l
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 L4 S( V/ W3 J* x
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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