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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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! |& M* Y/ l" lBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 U. i# t; H- I' ?9 P9 W, S5 j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 i1 p7 f0 J2 v# e
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( c0 H6 W* ]1 r" ~( e4 j* x/ p
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.) ?# ]1 D" o) J: z
* X/ | S. F: K' lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# m& G: j4 f3 Q1 G
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 n; N4 Q4 G. I9 p2 x0 h% f! I% f
the eye.
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' w* f- E7 z; w. n+ I5 `Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) n# U5 N7 k3 L. a4 l
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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U! y7 l( J; k9 [/ _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; }" x5 @) J- v& v$ t, q$ F/ Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 o! w4 X3 B1 ?! Z$ egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( n O# `; I' ]/ x8 H
. _* r- U; v# G( ABrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....+ p: k2 R( b3 E( T2 h2 q( k
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; w1 s/ L* E! h8 j9 \( r# K2 U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........) I# v$ F: R K- E
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, D6 N5 U/ W- E2 r
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; H% |" ?4 i; c. w# a! u( u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 N" P# b& s X) {1 Agravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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