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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, H. x/ p2 x+ ^course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 X! A, J6 N+ A. \0 W3 E4 t
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# H f: }. R8 C4 q( o; T! e; u
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# h% }, z; k3 Q* D7 n' CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.% ^6 I4 e z( L: b: m* L. I+ |
+ K+ j( `& i y. T% d/ lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& R& f" f3 s$ I; gHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 ^+ A/ ~8 M' r: a4 a
the eye.
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/ d5 ^0 a+ k0 v: a; tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. }) o* q h' S% t- e- @
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* m9 @# H6 W7 W. Y7 E0 Qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ x- r, ]0 N5 }* Y- m+ V; t2 o9 _; f7 Kgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"/ y3 l7 e8 k. C% D* T2 @
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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8 \% B/ M3 @4 i EHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% K: ?0 \5 q4 e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( m) B4 y+ A5 |: h% k, |% z& T0 _
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! Q1 q7 [2 j+ p/ P/ V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"./ }4 i7 u @7 {# R
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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7 y, ^4 U; D2 O5 I! N1 u* I( ["Dear Son.........; q9 d$ }% u1 b0 [
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 r4 Z( {8 L9 I9 o# v5 usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
& { E w; B# K6 W4 l7 m/ x7 nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
3 ]! w& D- I6 K* |% }: Rgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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