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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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8 S5 j: C; g/ R7 X' r7 S& j: oBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! A0 ~& J6 x; o/ a
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 l( @+ a9 G+ T% F6 L% v
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) n3 M2 \5 f4 r$ d
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 [: c' i# f# h) S
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ Q/ V6 E' D7 P! q% M1 ?; }Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 Y9 s( D1 \2 A) B# i0 Sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' ?3 U/ o% z: ~- ?+ w$ t ^
+ T6 T' i5 ?# a9 W4 y- m1 v- {8 FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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@. g' j. A7 f% sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 R7 C P9 \6 s' P7 ?" `Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ b1 r4 p: U l5 k+ `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ B( F4 g- Z. ?' p5 o/ N. A& AI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 k4 n7 c1 w: [/ Q% x3 O: K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".: J c1 w9 |' D# b( J# `& u
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 P- y( s. @* _9 y, I. u4 P
read:/ V4 R- s2 A; U' Q9 o
( }+ x$ H" {# R3 l. L" B"Dear Son.........# |' t- ?6 y$ B- Q' a& O9 n
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not! }; I% \. y5 c r# F7 `
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 X, B$ H6 K* }$ u) X4 s1 e- H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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