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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( }" |- b9 j4 Y- u
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ Y x9 {9 |+ W- e& e
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
# {7 r* T" j+ G- ?Brians' roommate Stephanie was.) c6 w3 o5 |; W g+ [6 C+ Z3 {
8 O* n+ c, z4 |6 sMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* c1 a$ D2 y; c4 h
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.6 q/ [. N: S! X6 k! U7 V
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
' c' M" `2 v h' aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met7 `' V/ Y: o" x
the eye.* a7 \ n( ?0 v. m7 A! v6 i- g3 ^
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) l g5 C$ T3 ]# H
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.") O5 ]9 U4 P# y$ ^( t2 s k8 O
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ K: v3 L0 I3 a( Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; D( N4 n3 P) p; g" k4 i
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! Z3 n7 d2 N6 F( B0 l- V
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* Y6 Y. |8 M6 w9 lI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, O+ r$ w$ W& D) U r: UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 p7 I1 R6 z* y& ^- [that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 H4 _, R4 Z3 c
read:
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1 t0 n0 z$ a5 N* s: c: e4 Q' g9 @1 d"Dear Son.........
3 A# W6 X- [" D/ JI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ j! K% ?! M0 c# k1 hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% M8 v( Y, L% F5 Vthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* @6 d) i( n" S0 S
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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