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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : |; B% P+ R; _- l! V
Maria: Here it is. - @/ w( F3 A: p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
`, v, U H1 ?8 z: k# {Class: Maria.
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`1 |& u! q3 V4 W) C( O8 J% P# \9 iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 C4 A1 G* k& o9 ^" h4 u" cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 R r0 }' _/ o* YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 f* I9 ?( A2 p! H8 [0 i, MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- S0 c" g' |" ^# eTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 I) `& v* w h8 hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 m0 o. D# [! G) ]# G5 H& wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 g# \- }" |0 CDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- ^( K) a8 C7 p9 S; BTeacher: What are you talking about?
% I7 y2 o4 y. g3 p/ VDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 @& I% _1 B0 [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 `" n$ J4 y5 g! Q+ h' Q: RWinnie: Me! % d' W8 D; d6 j' q4 {# n t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( ^; O7 X% H: s: H, q: I: e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 I! ^4 I' ^/ [# }$ HMillie: I is...
0 `- p) @, o5 a' T8 FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) ]/ x, J! O" p9 C$ A+ ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / u% R# T7 H5 D' a/ }8 c* \5 k, ^
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" G. x" t S+ Y DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 E! I% _- e+ E/ T2 B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 U5 `* R5 t/ U E# h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 L# u/ ]. o' y% k: b
, H ~2 W9 I: l1 h! MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 I3 x1 n( K) s* {' ]* m" }0 d
Harold: A teacher
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