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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' P" o) l( }" C8 `Maria: Here it is. - G i: L4 I& z4 Q6 @" H
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - `7 q7 [, Z6 ^2 T
Class: Maria. # v/ `- K* ?2 m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , d- _3 |: G/ q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 j3 Z& S' g# M7 G# z
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 ?% n' X$ r# F8 D5 K' @6 D8 w6 |Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " t' i* k- O6 a+ e& G2 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 N: I% T* g1 r& @' V, ]8 Y* X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ q3 u/ c u/ L! k: b+ U4 t9 m5 dTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 X' M' `/ W- b7 X/ T' v5 ZDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 H; J% u5 a3 B1 ], Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( S5 Z4 P1 W8 G0 D5 R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 E# a& c* R# n% M; |2 t( _- C
+ z. P5 Z; J- c+ wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 r; N4 K: b- \6 y
Winnie: Me! + }0 ]! G7 _+ p( O. k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% h( I6 o: f3 x$ mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 {- M6 d: _# a# ?$ a1 ^
7 P$ J# U) U4 B- f0 o) qTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : ?' u' T5 w" f: Y. x* y
Millie: I is...
. I, y" \5 a9 X* [% D1 o$ WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; S6 x7 O& k. |8 ]/ t( EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 Y7 Y/ Q. p" u( o4 w) o$ P& V5 W
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 @2 C: j e* v& g3 g) k/ [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 D! M/ e6 p, L, P# k
+ a6 A, l/ C9 J3 f( ?- g3 UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 a0 X; b! E C8 a! j# m; l5 e; ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. J! Y/ Y* c( {7 F& ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* H* I g6 R1 b' Z% E- gHarold: A teacher
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