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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. d) H( S2 c2 d4 U+ y2 q( d0 {
Maria: Here it is.
% P4 m$ ^' s/ K1 V" @ m3 X: hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & h7 \: J' T3 q6 R2 [% ^
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 H! t! i" y8 y( @6 U! @
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 ~* I3 p& |* F$ C( i6 n
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ D2 A6 A: D eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% }( W2 C8 u- M- h- q' x5 [, u1 g5 DTeacher: No, that's wrong
* U7 B. f! f1 `& [+ x5 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ b- q+ A# ^( _# ?4 w* G1 dTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; v$ M& D! m2 Y9 n
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 L. n/ g5 h9 w* gTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 P6 {, G4 f5 H# XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : t$ Z$ s4 v& W" \% ~! c
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. _' \) S$ W& Z' ]: AWinnie: Me! * F9 S1 p! {# G5 b
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 o9 ^# O" g9 v+ y: n) p: LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, p8 }- i. v0 F. m/ ~Millie: I is...
9 l* l9 P% t% n2 |( {9 wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 R3 A+ ?, t+ }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . L1 H" O" \& }
: ]- z; J; n, r2 w8 H% N" MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 H1 q* o) _# c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # T# ]3 h) J& x- `1 o9 E
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 i& i/ p! Y N# D+ }* R, vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , s% v2 o6 j0 R7 y0 I; Y9 z
5 z% t* P2 A% t# G" kTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 u6 V! }( l8 }2 B) ]. b: o X w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" e/ J3 }8 j/ J2 P4 PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 J* P+ J0 q( k/ X% k
Harold: A teacher . H9 i, [6 y9 J! V0 C- m
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