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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 f& u! n) V- ~5 ]$ ]- IMaria: Here it is.
' u+ C3 Y& {; t6 a3 }# }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - C/ L& L* ?# \3 h: J( q
Class: Maria.
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- |' N( d7 q9 E q. B* u LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 u1 m8 M$ M! s1 F( ^John: You told me to do it without using tables. % W1 ^: t$ ]( T" t1 p1 ]0 L
/ q/ `( ~/ N, L$ h- f' F2 D" lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: N) y: r) q$ ~4 j' _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 z3 a# v" z! J2 \+ kTeacher: No, that's wrong
* n6 ]% V8 e+ P/ gGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ d1 Q3 Q0 e& T& CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; ^, M7 T2 ^8 O0 p A5 F; M. s. `Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 g4 N" W' G$ l# C* j% ?8 y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ {/ i4 f# U' [( u5 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , d# o$ T/ L, e7 i" ?( o
) V. G, P. `" ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( v0 c( P9 Z; `+ u# m9 j0 L' ]Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 Q3 q. J8 E8 p: R, v9 s/ v Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( o1 z( O5 v3 K" k0 }- YMillie: I is... - `1 G# r4 l* z& l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ b+ M9 Y- S- v+ zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 u% [$ C1 _0 ^9 S% m
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
E$ W# W5 t6 l7 B& X/ H6 @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) Y- n! q7 J$ R" q6 [
* X1 m: |) C1 C. w8 ?! H( F& f) e0 oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( O* r6 C( Z) K& D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 D. b* N k- [- Q) C$ Y
/ l. k* m6 M5 E& D! STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) l/ j: A% S7 }- d" F5 ]/ m1 T* U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " e; ]: z* B' t, c! A; f
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # m O5 n; N$ Q) T9 V* h) x9 M2 \
Harold: A teacher
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