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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& z# V* a0 Z! v- ]8 R- C* ~Maria: Here it is.
' |! R# |: e: BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# i9 [% o& | J. m# F8 V; nClass: Maria. 1 v+ i" j5 \2 E8 t* ^- @1 i4 Z/ f
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. k( E( k# m J' YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' m7 W6 ^( U% L. i. q
4 m# i# `) I) _5 d! o8 f2 PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# f. N! D) D9 r3 lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! @8 c+ d" O" s X: H. a! @" R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! c' q/ Q# o, W1 Y/ HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - g4 C. j4 _* e6 v
% `' T8 p7 L5 W9 q" ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 X; a" Q0 n8 n& q @2 B! aDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* {' \; {; ~6 I- U d vTeacher: What are you talking about? % M1 ^, I8 p2 S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! z6 Y! @4 c( M/ w9 ~/ hWinnie: Me!
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9 a! N4 d, M' m5 R5 ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; F7 ^5 E) s& o6 \% A5 L3 }- v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- i2 h, T# `9 B- J2 bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " S: Y) u- |& ]. \: ?0 G+ o" w: h
Millie: I is...
0 q, u( T/ |: YTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" L: z f1 X+ OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& p# I. z2 U) T! W9 ?: oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : _1 V( D9 c! }* K4 V; {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 q6 |( O: g+ k9 m/ v' `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 H' O" } n8 z: n9 P( F0 m2 xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 M% M/ V) b6 s6 C0 XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / I0 }3 V" G3 @9 c: e
7 H7 l1 |9 E' [9 z( F" e+ vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 ^6 R4 J$ e9 G) O9 \; m2 d
Harold: A teacher
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