Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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0 v" s) r8 q1 RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! G% X) m0 H" e2 ~5 j( sClass: Maria.
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% F$ h7 V* F. c5 HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) {6 T% |5 J; F. N% h' KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 T) t1 ]! p. w$ G- M' R6 j5 p! _- IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

5 d0 D* X6 e0 U; z  g# \% m  fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. L0 x; Q( m2 [7 x7 jDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# y- `7 o" Q, a9 ]; KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ F( Y! K- m$ n5 U+ aWinnie: Me!

9 j6 a, E" R7 {6 W: WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

: ~2 X1 x7 F5 w9 ~3 y8 R7 E4 nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" f8 e0 a, k, b  |  ~6 {Millie: I is...
- Y- ]2 T3 p; H: \% \, p+ Q! ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 h2 `2 k3 S9 B' C5 D5 ?+ Y3 YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; W, J3 w1 S3 `5 E+ l3 GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

- V4 q6 D' A2 O! j) v! }* n1 hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) |* ~- q! j# s8 q4 x' p0 P1 c% b  HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ l2 x. U" J; A7 Y2 K( B; _Harold: A teacher
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