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$ B3 q: [& O: w( K1 I) L5 A2 jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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: E H* _0 P% `+ L# u: K' {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / z- Y& J, U) |' V6 x) P& H
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; ^, J; o7 y/ {0 n: _& K) k$ }John: You told me to do it without using tables. " P/ t8 D3 { l4 f( m, V3 }& }
' ~3 v" k2 x+ y. |. mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" R, u, K' u; o. x
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & J- D& T% @) W; g" r4 p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 P' H& z$ a5 P' {4 g* b: CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 J3 |7 U1 z3 D) x8 [% ]
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 ]1 D3 `( \5 V( b
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : W' j$ f! ]# t0 h' {* r
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 e4 p5 f( J' o( o. SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # y* F% D, x+ N# I' s' q. U4 D
( E6 l# W; W) U: E( uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 j: y/ I! o; e" F3 ]0 L XWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , e& t+ d$ {7 {# N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % n: f5 C' R V
Millie: I is... . t- N( E! g, r, q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: V* {2 ?& L# R* K7 M2 t' T3 tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . I6 T0 R& o- W- k9 G+ p8 o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / I9 F0 H. w) w: a& z5 q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % V+ g9 }6 q! R! A" j0 ]8 U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; z3 ?+ _ L' iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 @1 P# G8 t" G0 l6 c( R+ _
4 l+ S' N6 U( \, f9 j) BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" v1 ?% p% r- W+ _4 DHarold: A teacher
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