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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. G. F/ E |$ z( @ h2 z0 }+ D' dMaria: Here it is. 5 q& m$ ~# |, r; P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 T* ~( D, L8 v8 ~) q' {& h
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 @( o6 C7 i PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. u. }( F" z- a v+ p( \+ M* [$ N" [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . F( P# A( z9 \8 \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 |6 x$ h2 S" r' K/ {7 a1 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 q+ g V5 b! Y8 L4 g0 G2 G: X. Y3 [ KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 ~- K3 O; b& ?+ ?$ w! `; B
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - v( }3 g; J3 o' Y' S% R9 V
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( c# e# w. R, ?0 N& T3 g6 h; i0 | ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 u8 d9 b. [+ |- }. \7 TWinnie: Me! 3 i+ I9 j0 q- K/ a9 h# s9 ^9 v
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 ^) i0 @4 v z# m* ~; e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . M1 v0 ~1 V7 ~8 Y ^1 R& p
& \6 ?( u2 H9 G% e" C0 lTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ \8 @( R4 c& S0 ?Millie: I is...
5 C+ Y$ h4 Z3 J' DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 H0 r" x3 Y+ M9 ^* N) p* H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 C4 s9 D5 ^. i. k( {0 _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; h' X0 s1 b' K0 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # B" I2 B, c T+ } s4 \0 X& C% a
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! g7 u& O" {2 z/ @5 d! U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) @+ `. S7 o3 b' g- b: j
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 R/ J" d0 ~4 S- W0 H- GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 n, J2 u1 f/ v$ \. ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& q+ a9 Z7 I- l0 ~. I4 jHarold: A teacher 5 Z, h/ n: u. e! F3 s# b w
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