Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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6 o- Y) ?% Z+ E& i" M/ gif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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  s4 E1 C% T+ R$ b3 H5 YIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

+ V# l+ J: ~4 f' c7 KSince light travels faster than sound,
# s1 h9 x$ C; U8 ^6 m8 }people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
4 f" c$ p  N/ `4 m' W! pThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
# ^' p# r3 K% y* lThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
$ _5 ^( M2 T/ [" V' m8 S3 SAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
" d9 o$ x' q( s4 i$ c2 G6 C8 I2 D1 GAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
8 Z: ^6 z4 r* O1 fand when they marry they become otherwise.
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1 n+ c: d5 U7 |2 J* y# T" sSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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: f/ t! D6 M7 N5 R# d& P. s"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

7 R/ i" s7 v. h1 x* L1 ]9 VThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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. _# {- O# ~7 u2 L9 w"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

0 Y" F( w# @: A& H"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
$ E1 \1 k# Z! q+ c4 rThank God we can choose our friends.

$ k- x6 S. Y, U$ ]! S; f0 TThe more you learn, the more you know,
8 d6 d# T$ _4 o* U, f1 c; K* pThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
$ g9 s$ c/ b7 ]  tSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
3 T: o0 i' |: a+ q5 n5 p! UA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
# P0 l, Y9 V3 tlove it ^^