Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
0 N5 N, k- W" zit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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$ ~( L" j5 ^8 S8 j# IIf it's true that we are here to help others,
! r6 [2 {; h3 J# pthen what exactly are the others here for?
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: f) e, I: O; x% f, h% W$ \Since light travels faster than sound,
* @# r* l; p% p; o# q4 H" A+ Kpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
% U. Y8 i+ X* tThey are so tasty.
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4 V$ j2 D9 ?1 Z3 ~' W( s2 E7 PBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
. [; y0 y6 v$ g0 land when they marry they become otherwise.
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' x# b3 S. H4 G, O$ s' a  b6 CSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

. s# ^/ a+ Q4 s9 V! l% g9 UNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

/ Z8 K% y/ a( `. o4 c"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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4 q1 R+ b! c6 o4 F# W: o' T6 p2 I"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

2 C, E6 L' q6 @0 z# M: J"Work fascinates me"
. m; w; P3 O) JI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
' a+ J0 _) Z  O* QThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
8 o! a4 C- h! ?! ]+ S8 g6 NThe more you forget, the less you know
% [* S" k# K" z, Z; H" ~1 E8 kSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 Q8 }  D  U2 FA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
; O2 T8 v( q4 _6 W& Z) }what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^