Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
5 D! S; h; g0 v! H+ N; f& mit is your fate but,
( L6 i3 f% c) r  Kif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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$ _. X( C/ {8 W0 m8 o" `Practice makes perfect....
3 W9 G6 h8 Z: P+ y5 HBut nobody's perfect......
4 c2 V) X* T! y$ _, _so why practice?

* u, J; W; C  q- G/ \  y+ FIf it's true that we are here to help others,
, F/ i6 S+ f( r) D4 R; B5 vthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
  w- k2 R  n1 @, kpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

# d; R4 y. B- G* w& t. s3 O! mMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 v* q) I3 P3 }  S0 C" qAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

* c1 R" p4 J+ B: \$ v2 H0 VEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
6 L" c$ g0 g! ^9 P& iSo go to sleep

( v; P+ A  e3 x4 d" P! DThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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' R4 b1 C2 t1 U2 ~"Hard work never killed anybody"
0 K' t9 `9 I1 I  @) @6 b2 ?& Z3 \. mBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
& O. l$ @. Z0 z$ `) LThank God we can choose our friends.

& i1 \' C( e, PThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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8 c* s6 j( F& N% O: f% sA bus station is where a bus stops.
% T; n+ j6 n/ N7 c) h1 J, JA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^