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4 v, d" |4 D! R! qit is your fate but,7 v! G4 v8 g6 Y# r6 L
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 h& W) ?. e6 a, |' i zit's your stupidity.
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% c" v+ g, Q1 |; Z/ \I was born intelligent -
3 q3 G9 u& C0 ^* {9 ]education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect...." `; O" }% x* H) Y( Z- P
But nobody's perfect......
! z4 F: n* s- V6 C( J# P1 e: g: {1 n% w9 Eso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
7 `% R6 g; C$ n& ^1 bthen what exactly are the others here for?( N- [/ B) o) \1 T4 n7 A
9 h8 i {. v4 R; RSince light travels faster than sound,+ I2 ~& E! S2 [. h
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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* n- i2 @( y6 t2 Q/ ]How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?! S. Y! }9 s# b2 v2 L
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Money is not everything.% [- E+ x2 G; b5 {" |
There's Mastercard & Visa.* q8 f; ^- p/ K. w+ o2 c+ c7 g
6 j$ x( Z! @# X [" s! s# \One should love animals.; {% a! j3 c- k
They are so tasty.! O7 q- s. [! T) b% u
6 w0 ~; x5 g/ {3 B; jBehind every successful man, there is a woman. O9 ^/ Z' e% g& ~8 s7 f5 W
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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! j) a; e% ^! h# xEvery man should marry.7 I* o/ ?$ F# g& y& T1 n. F
After all, happiness is not the only thing in/ X% }0 Z" b* k# a0 O7 |, M: f
life.
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- n0 F- \. u6 g8 A' C7 d7 xThe wise never marry.7 w5 M: a$ E# s x5 N( M+ b, M
and when they marry they become otherwise. z }; D3 Y0 X! g$ u: G0 q" |
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Success is a relative term.3 x: x) y$ t6 |2 T) A
It brings so many relatives.. [# c, S. [4 E( Z8 w8 Z) V
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
9 D+ X7 ] K# l# X. K8 Wwhat you can put off today.( y. |+ r& T6 @- @- V
7 o; X) ^/ w! R- S( g. l. g"Your future depend s on your dreams"
; s" u# `4 ]0 ^! _$ C" KSo go to sleep
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8 g5 o: m4 N' @" x) C4 i& F& eThere should be a better way to start a day4 d5 G$ E4 |. H2 v
Than waking up every morning9 B O0 A5 w, O: F! B
, L4 r+ a( A( x U( Q"Hard work never killed anybody"
+ W7 Z- [+ `, h3 o' ]3 S0 n& m8 \But why take the risk8 b1 u+ l" Q$ T+ Y4 O9 a
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"Work fascinates me"
& {6 D3 D% H/ k! m' s! }( r$ m! LI can look at it for hours& `- {% H8 x) E( Y e
. Y3 J9 k* {7 j' j& }' sGod made relatives;
& U8 F; i o1 ]/ M: z1 Q& Z, YThank God we can choose our friends.6 ]2 h% H) D8 q- B$ x9 R5 [. l: G
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The more you learn, the more you know,
: p; d5 E! s3 O |8 zThe more you know, the more you forget% b; r/ I! q$ p. R% e) s# L
The more you forget, the less you know
/ N6 w, ~# T. \1 D' ySo.. why learn.
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) I: J; T5 I9 t0 `2 [& {A bus station is where a bus stops.% N+ }* z4 ]' c w' X- Z
A train station is where a train stops.2 q* I6 ^0 N( @3 Y# K2 J' @
On my desk, I have a work station....
4 s1 r+ |; a% c) y; h4 ]- U3 w' }what more can I say........- W3 E) O \ [7 e+ B
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