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 If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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I was born intelligent -
. t0 D! h) M+ V8 B3 zeducation ruined me.
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. m' E$ `/ v1 LPractice makes perfect....
5 ~6 ]0 U" M4 S) ABut nobody's perfect......% ?) ^8 _+ v# g$ N
so why practice?
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# Y: H9 J* m4 ]If it's true that we are here to help others,5 l3 T. o8 W( t7 }9 d/ T9 f
then what exactly are the others here for?
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7 }5 T* }- R- _6 R+ JSince light travels faster than sound,
. Z$ B3 p+ {" y/ m1 [: }) d4 J Kpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
3 E1 }4 j: Z& `8 WThere's Mastercard & Visa.. ~1 T; F2 f* N6 d1 Q
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One should love animals." |) R) x' |; }* @
They are so tasty.0 a, ^/ \) z, J0 ?, u9 H
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
( {# E$ H( _: G+ w* H; MAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.. j; ]+ V. M P
' t! K! g. I3 a: L! |' y2 p; fEvery man should marry.
8 a2 c; n3 w5 B0 f* J" W; JAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
3 W/ b7 U6 o. y+ ^9 H! llife.
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The wise never marry.
( F! m' L: K" `" E( [6 j' N' Uand when they marry they become otherwise.# g% n. {) Z7 D4 ]; U
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Success is a relative term.
% N' q& s# o: o) b- n+ B6 _It brings so many relatives.6 ?) M8 ~8 |: M
" Y4 K- o; e6 W5 W% Z( |2 rNever put off the work till tomorrow
4 \' H/ f$ L$ F( Uwhat you can put off today.5 R* B4 p: a3 u1 w2 T5 f$ C1 F
0 _8 q5 o) S! J8 i! ]- x) F2 [) F"Your future depend s on your dreams"9 J5 T1 n u7 x- N+ c
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
. ~+ t s+ @1 R3 B/ L" Y9 iThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"+ T+ l% a: U' N' i1 y0 X, Z7 @8 |
But why take the risk1 P7 _) L% |0 N+ M' T
! Q ^$ \" S8 {$ j"Work fascinates me", H5 h/ C* ~2 R, C: y7 j
I can look at it for hours3 ]- v* D) m5 N/ K9 `
0 @; _5 i- ~' s% WGod made relatives;
- ^8 w2 G9 `* A9 @( kThank God we can choose our friends.; Y: {' G) t" o
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The more you learn, the more you know,9 [, ^, e n& z1 }) E' e v* G+ K
The more you know, the more you forget: G: j. G( K3 G& X- [3 s
The more you forget, the less you know8 j9 C- u9 R4 h* ]2 [* L! q
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 o* ]' S# P8 A3 F2 P6 [A train station is where a train stops.
) F+ { e0 Z1 K* K, ]8 M2 pOn my desk, I have a work station....9 u' ? ?+ I4 Y& k# T8 D6 A( h
what more can I say........* N( t+ @" h. L' V( y- f# y& ?
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