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it is your fate but,$ c' a0 b) [6 k& M
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 Z; @# t' k6 g: Fit's your stupidity.5 J# B f% K8 [
* `; ?: X+ c7 [- A) M2 ZI was born intelligent -* k1 F, C$ e$ ]* @8 L1 X
education ruined me.& z& ~ Y2 R9 T5 m3 E2 I, D7 ?2 G7 \
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Practice makes perfect....
0 E% j0 t4 L4 D1 j3 [3 u- z- v2 nBut nobody's perfect......* j' _* u; l ^0 F9 ?) `
so why practice?
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" ]5 X, z) g M3 J3 n( ~If it's true that we are here to help others,
1 V! N% ^5 x' D6 ^; Wthen what exactly are the others here for?8 k) C/ o1 g" ~7 x- T$ O' g) H
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Since light travels faster than sound,
7 x& l2 o+ I/ w5 i6 I1 ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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/ r8 a9 V) ^) s" b KHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.0 A$ x1 m o4 w
There's Mastercard & Visa.9 h) l' O! s! l T2 c; K" Q
, U' _1 h' u Q* t) Q) h# I1 aOne should love animals.
2 Y9 W) s7 P, ^4 a" I6 uThey are so tasty. `3 `+ I7 X7 q5 _7 `; A8 y
; h/ v0 {3 @$ H0 M$ YBehind every successful man, there is a woman
5 x! ]2 w5 d7 [+ a2 \And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.# S* k' s+ W, F x
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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$ {# b& I& D9 e5 B2 p) aThe wise never marry.% }8 P: v2 G5 N
and when they marry they become otherwise.% K: b! k' o- d0 U" G5 ^- W0 G C0 F
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Success is a relative term.( q0 m' c& U& P
It brings so many relatives.. p4 E% g% U+ q- X, l- g1 Y
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Never put off the work till tomorrow4 I+ L! a# p4 u. _$ B
what you can put off today.
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, h! Y5 \8 J! w6 |" X9 O; o# i"Your future depend s on your dreams"0 H. ~2 Q0 p0 r0 c6 u% Y
So go to sleep
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- K* |) z% w9 _6 uThere should be a better way to start a day
' w4 R8 e6 }! G0 t4 KThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
+ c' |# C4 A: K3 ABut why take the risk
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0 B% l" @9 v; Z"Work fascinates me"
( Z4 ?/ G: z4 @I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;$ H, q( e. K; y" U: T7 g; A
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
! t- G" E' o- q; QThe more you know, the more you forget
% k/ l4 i) K/ G+ j( ZThe more you forget, the less you know8 ?$ a! n0 a, {' k! L
So.. why learn.' \/ C1 @8 z% ?) P
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A bus station is where a bus stops.8 {$ h+ x, g; |3 V: ?
A train station is where a train stops.
# L. H1 s/ i! m0 jOn my desk, I have a work station...., F9 B/ G( Z1 X
what more can I say........: s1 a8 Q, ]( G" P0 P1 z( y
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