Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
2 Y5 v  Z& m4 v7 u" ^% yit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
, {1 V3 ^" v$ j) f# }- O* a6 tit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
, n' _! P# T- g+ Xeducation ruined me.

) H2 |$ Q& s, ]& E  s9 t/ n( zPractice makes perfect....
6 }0 i  m2 I8 Y' {' BBut nobody's perfect......
/ j3 }: S0 P% _" k8 v! Pso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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+ S6 ?, F( u2 u# g* \Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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+ z1 u9 C6 _5 l) q0 A" K5 ZMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

# F$ y) o! Y" e$ COne should love animals.
, \3 F$ A0 f" @7 tThey are so tasty.

% P" y2 t& B. `1 w7 }& \Behind every successful man, there is a woman
- _$ r  u* E5 N) t, ~And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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3 }0 y2 P0 F1 z" D. V( dThe wise never marry.
. q$ K, a8 e; D/ i, f8 Kand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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1 E, P- k) x! e4 oNever put off the work till tomorrow
1 y  o! d* L! w$ |. Cwhat you can put off today.

& N, n9 k- f8 h1 H7 G8 s) Y"Your future depend s on your dreams"
$ S2 o4 S! }" v0 _" @So go to sleep
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( {) c, l* X/ o! |' W" D/ `There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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6 Y( L' |! O9 x, D& u5 l4 g"Hard work never killed anybody"
5 u, w$ |8 n# GBut why take the risk

6 b: J$ @/ D* }) m4 }( j"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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1 U5 U# }3 l% J  n  _; J7 z$ fGod made relatives;
+ m3 G* h9 D- d6 O* T+ aThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
6 Z' T0 x) A* fSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
& \+ T, t  X7 FOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^