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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
; v& W# d# {$ {, W8 pUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.& `4 e+ W+ o  \; k' [6 i9 x( t! r
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
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7 `. ~& \, R) m9 |1 }# h- wHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) w% l2 A# W4 |" {$ |5 P
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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* }8 p9 C; ~; T; eLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 w. P# I' S+ T$ ?; K& wWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful; J9 o- \. Z) o) D
baby.', p- K) B4 `- i* m* z7 H, `$ e3 U
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
, L( l  q2 V5 R( t" {Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful0 I& V- h/ P/ c8 u% S& _
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can2 v& ^9 W& l" a
he see?'7 l7 q- c* }1 o5 a
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said- K: n( J) b1 W8 F
he has 20/20 vision.'2 U. o/ J! s  V' m. c4 @

* J1 ~. a% ?! i9 z: a, D'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
: O6 t7 ?* A; Q9 e: bneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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