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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's  G0 V% W/ E& a2 u' J
family was invited over to see the baby.
0 L, y* o- S7 A1 g2 Y( K0 Q6 D1 LBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
, W2 _0 V  Y% u( O4 T; hwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.! K3 x7 w9 d5 O4 Y5 L4 s* Q
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything " U) x/ U2 [% ?% X4 ]* Q+ C
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
, r' G1 l$ ~8 A( h. y" ^would get the smacking of his life when they came back home., Y$ f- V8 e% X; k8 F: r
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 n/ w+ u/ D3 \0 l9 |/ w' yWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
" v5 G6 v/ J; A$ B9 W" zbaby.'. |, g7 X4 Q* L5 B1 w$ r
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 6 d$ |8 z- X* W+ K4 B0 K; b
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful2 D+ l  {! h* X0 v) y
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
% o+ w) y3 _) w6 Fhe see?'
: I7 s# c  a! {'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
4 J6 u+ h5 N2 e7 i7 c8 \/ w$ h3 m he has 20/20 vision.'" P$ W' ^/ t' I2 }3 x1 v

0 P$ m& Z1 A; |" {'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
! M8 Y  ^  M$ ?2 Kneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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