The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
( _. N" r# H; Z, Z; N1 tWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
3 z. t+ S7 x) ffamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
+ N+ A, ?- z  B  i& L8 @8 Qwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
  Y; w. w- @/ RHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
, D/ P' p' d# O! M' T0 Fwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' ~" ~4 K7 i* q: R0 G) Z" nLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
8 q* F& j" H' ]; C' t6 f+ sWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
) R1 e, c6 J9 X. H% O6 ~; d0 hbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
; F, ^: b( }$ K0 @# _little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
6 N! ]( e0 O: m# F; r  r9 [/ B- Dhe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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