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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 6 F8 N! [5 ?  z1 \
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.+ G6 I* W. M4 r- {8 ?3 g4 d
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( G& z1 x$ G, z: x  [% Rwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
8 B% t9 x& b; S0 jHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 2 M: K$ H# }! t/ O0 {+ Y" o
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he6 ^( z3 w( _' w. B7 k; p3 s
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.+ }% }8 Z8 U1 r5 j3 q9 Q) n
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. $ L/ @; s! p- I" F& E# n4 m
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful8 l  t8 S9 A- M  I# A
baby.'
4 E( p" k9 W6 Y$ N* }The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. * q; L* @5 K' s" i6 {( t
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful3 l4 Q! S1 F+ D  D
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can+ `+ H: Z- ?2 k/ g) u* ?+ }( s8 h6 T
he see?'1 A3 i  ^1 v3 ?3 |$ V
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
( o$ H  x# V( ^3 B0 L he has 20/20 vision.'1 w; u" A" j  B- M3 v0 _
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he$ g2 k2 G" n' T) Q) z  t
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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