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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
/ N4 U$ S- v# \" _7 b! c: hUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: U& M" h# r. ^8 t0 K; [When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's3 i, j- R/ `3 R/ B" O: U8 Z+ n
family was invited over to see the baby.
: v# M5 }- `" F$ p$ [1 u7 dBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
4 ^8 y& @4 F% k4 c. jwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
- v! A2 H0 S( W, _7 K3 f: HHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
3 u/ G2 f: l, G, n# O# yabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
) v; A7 H/ [! W' x1 L9 B- Nwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( D; V; p p* f( _* SLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 8 ^. m6 k, e$ v
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful- ^% H: j/ M, u* [! j
baby.'
' {4 G* r4 X) F# b/ BThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 5 c& ?9 Y5 h: Z6 {6 B8 x
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
5 p5 j$ _8 ?* alittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 l7 g4 g5 v3 b# W+ [he see?'
: @/ ]& N6 Q' A' U8 h. R'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said2 t7 f% G) q- @ R5 [/ N3 F2 [8 ~
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
: D+ X7 ~) r5 m$ u* _: a7 a8 vneeded glasses'. |
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