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. H: c2 `1 L# w9 r9 ]I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 P6 u: u" H7 J0 q/ x: Shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
~6 V& X) s7 J. B# w* U; tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 [& u% |+ }% J4 H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
s6 s' k/ @) L! w& y! _tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& ?. B+ y; f' {5 G/ q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be4 p) ^. _4 ]" J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 i9 i2 x, B; w$ y. M5 e; {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 T5 J8 N4 |: }! W4 [7 swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 z9 `! R) u" m% Z. v4 Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! _0 c0 ]3 i4 `! C3 n) b- Ecommitted my life to her sister.! a2 u- X" W# h- w3 ?& Y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& V4 d! M" H" S: \+ m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: [5 w0 p* q) @( r# Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% E l' D& E6 ?, I i# V( d. j
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, n c: R; ?4 @
outside, all clapping!
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) H/ z# s0 v* v8 w2 E# ^, J& NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; ` N/ X0 j' I5 ?said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 `& N% q; E5 y$ A
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". Q: ?, D; B& w
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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