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% f- y( v) G1 b: ^. o8 s' b7 pI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 ]4 F: M7 G' V, c( ^had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* N- }6 S4 ]% J# t: Qonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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/ J8 u7 e% Q8 o, u3 cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* m; R( X5 r' G+ Z" D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: m1 s* m6 ^8 K2 l
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 N# p# S& K" H9 Jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
A) G5 ^ P" b3 ~5 A$ Q3 Uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: O w$ c. y2 @' }; |: U8 _) cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 f! U9 g4 e6 l. Kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, l1 H5 w; \ Q/ Jcommitted my life to her sister.$ I4 l3 K+ m* }0 l8 g5 D7 T5 ]
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# S8 S! |/ Q- c0 b' A
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" f4 f* X8 Q: b* P e
fling, just come up and get me."0 k7 n6 j1 I+ X4 W1 ~+ J* S! D8 C
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 W0 M; l# ]/ w9 @the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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2 Z6 B3 m) h# dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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! u; z/ M7 \4 AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" j" ? q( e$ T& W6 P, l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 N7 Q, [- ~4 f, k/ R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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3 i" v4 P. m) M0 p" c ^: KAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 N$ i" _, Q2 P3 S0 q" x
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