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W- ?( Z# d- [' K, }- |I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 _. w& c7 Z E7 W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, Q. D: H- p( f: p( Y& D7 i+ p
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ b; K$ N& u; i# QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very( D! _* N- U0 M: G! c0 O
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: R) X$ G; N9 N0 P8 ^) w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; D3 t8 ` E3 Z* y( g4 c9 X/ ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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0 Y' H8 E7 Y3 h6 g- T$ ? swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.3 [; @- O" g; c+ w" S* y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, B0 F, n, b! x9 l4 @said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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3 Y7 ~2 Z# ^8 {9 u" ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% Q' Z. T3 a$ D- {! T1 [ I
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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" f7 Q" u! o5 b; M( U6 ?To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 W5 w D* `3 M, a( m- X- ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: r% y; w0 E r' w2 J) H$ j
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( @7 a7 s4 W9 c
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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