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z; P2 c8 Z ~I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 q. F. x' U% k: t( i2 _had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 u0 y% f8 v8 f8 z$ B
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! |! t/ Y$ E3 Z% n r
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 c9 l. J/ C2 Q4 G; rdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% e! x# ^2 v. n% m
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6 H2 p7 l. C/ U, OOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* m& j" t5 m6 v: Z* Y. |
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* n% R; Q H4 \6 a1 ^% gcommitted my life to her sister.
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: w2 }1 Q" i3 a3 V9 bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( Z. E9 l+ b- k; v5 a& ]7 C
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 c8 A- }0 N2 @ A$ [
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 k+ _# k" r [8 Fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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8 p" _8 \6 A8 h8 ?% u; hWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 H% g- ^% u+ K% o( rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; J& Q. r- {: i' {) i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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5 n( x4 z* P) xAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 A! G0 C- K- ?$ K
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