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2 i: S& d5 _+ |" Y" r8 {- l. b0 [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% L$ B! j' |$ t; [5 o% v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ S/ O' L9 r6 N. a6 F
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& a2 z- A! q/ s8 X
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., u; F0 h% |2 N
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% m5 P5 I: x3 x9 j5 B/ jOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- k- B+ H2 [+ z0 b h% I* ^
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& a( ?# V) U; u$ Y* J7 \3 |. X" ]whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' [4 ~- a' @( E8 T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ S/ @8 {" F+ Y' R4 d( Y- Ecommitted my life to her sister.+ U: y7 Z }2 l- ~
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& _: P# C; ^. C* p/ q9 q2 uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 Y b1 n1 c, d0 f
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 ^9 I: r* q+ M2 j* X
fling, just come up and get me."
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. ? i+ X( g& u. _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 d7 J4 ?: v# V9 a& F& _
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
. O$ c$ ^0 q- J% Ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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; E& F3 G' \9 U3 E6 T) J! N5 HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ ^" P, |" M3 k4 g7 z( j Q
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% H+ g* i4 |) [, p( X% o' nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: {# B' e6 a' `' W% qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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