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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。4 F+ r* Z# R% U$ W; B5 x' C
engineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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Y" Y9 u' X, c参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:, \6 W" H! K$ |0 Z# E R) ?
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Symptoms that you are Engineer
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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+ @3 b8 X4 Y- D. n9 EYou might be an engineer if…
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If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight' y: v! W; O5 B- F) z
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone' h4 r: n. [3 o' m* h2 t. J
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
! A7 p/ G" V* l9 F. ^If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
! N! i' m0 J% j$ e( J1 nIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
- \1 F! t, f! S7 ZIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas4 @# d' ?- k0 k- ~" M1 q
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
6 A: ~ ~% o+ L" ~+ {: }2 eIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the4 R: }& z/ E( w% w4 Z2 Y
decimal point in the right place D$ I, U/ m8 O' S& W& d
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car+ y3 _' H/ v9 k& |8 ? B, w" o
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than! V' n2 k- q9 j
hanging coats and taping ducts' x; t- N2 S' `& k |+ t6 B
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
5 D+ E) A& T) a) F# c/ Lsci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies L0 B$ t1 T6 |2 B! V; s4 g! J
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area7 E& b4 Z# O, h
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a1 P! `" X, g6 T+ _0 h
test that actually takes five minutes to run
& E( ^) V4 h7 r% E& `If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
; t; \) Z1 _$ F% c: ?4 m1 KIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven& A# y* T3 X' I" |; ?. f8 q1 Z ?
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush: B/ ?3 B; m2 B! a* S8 U
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s+ d- T& _8 ]0 S* d
inside
8 Y4 a3 t1 e5 B- S& V8 OIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
9 Z" v) _+ ]: Y! M* C2 P U$ pantenna on the radio in your work area for better reception! a( J& @4 t6 _: p9 {' T
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own% ]& x! x2 z. t8 V7 }4 P7 |
nuclear reactor9 ]+ _: @) ^7 ^, n' G e$ F& y
If you have never backed-up your hard drive' W5 q% v @4 f( Z5 x, R! V
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
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If you truly believe aliens are living among us' N# ?4 R9 t1 P: q+ K8 k" u" l
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance: ?9 w& U- Y7 a; s6 j
If you see a good design and still have to change it
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If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
6 B# `6 q- d; `1 y* q8 x0 KIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your2 ]) h3 J* ]$ Y
automobile tires4 f, m! C/ F* J6 r V- X, W
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you' P: N. e6 Q; G
own turns bread into charcoal
* S6 z$ k; q; qIf you need a checklist to turn on the TV
2 }6 ^( x, H0 c& S8 @; AIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
# u4 n7 a. Y$ E" p- H5 U/ HIf the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you& G( k0 r2 S4 e3 c; z- @
rush up to the front to fix it. x& @3 h6 i! ?5 _7 C) ]
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary9 y! a5 Z8 Y' ]& _. P" Y
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel: d: d: f3 G- S/ o: l! F
and have seen most of the shows already
6 `6 G. N/ u2 j0 xIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV6 [ h+ d% K7 I1 P L. s0 I
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew) E; T4 E# @) h, R* V; I- `
up thinking that was normal
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If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own0 V' t3 p7 ?$ b6 O/ G5 p o3 ^
handwriting/ H5 W! t0 {' J0 r1 Z! u
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
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If your checkbook always balances
# H! V ~1 l2 n/ {If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her8 V$ g5 y* j6 ~! C
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
/ M# F7 i4 Q* X; v$ c. ZIf you think your computer looks better without the cover u) L3 d# s0 C5 t, {. n( L2 w/ Y
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
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- a) V3 [, `( R, G5 F/ n- F9 A5 IIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
: x2 q( |- V* S2 a1 ^: e5 h# ZIf you know what http:// stands for" E- {7 T+ _# \$ L7 e B. f
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to4 f" y8 }' |. n& g( W
explain atmospheric absorption theory.9 @; b% m$ M k( e0 A1 z
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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