 鲜花( 13)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
回复 5楼 的帖子
你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。1 l4 A5 s% D' ^( x4 c
engineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
: Q$ p& K0 C O( d. Q4 Q- _
4 B* m) f9 g7 g% f( R参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:
. _1 z7 x7 n1 S$ b! u) Z4 A0 M0 x9 C, c
5 W+ _- ?2 [# _, s( q- t( W
Symptoms that you are Engineer1 P: X- P5 _. O/ A+ C
+ J% \/ s8 Z9 [5 A+ C0 cApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
& e" L9 l+ N: v% F6 Z. k& V# d0 a. j
You might be an engineer if…7 Q7 `. ]8 q& V& D
5 e T. ]2 ^1 U; q
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
3 a/ ?6 ]/ [6 X c% p2 k- l/ r# JIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they9 R P) M) X; [- Q
work8 _1 c# c' t( |! u7 f1 P. J9 q1 M
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
' K: @2 X1 N r; [9 z! v: uIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
" a) ~3 b; E. ]" s; I1 SIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner: W( r; c$ j% q6 A' s0 F
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
+ _+ q0 L+ [" T+ i8 }If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas2 g, B3 w/ Z0 ~" J
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail9 d4 t' @$ i3 `! Q R5 f" A0 I8 I
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the9 A1 ~, ], d p
decimal point in the right place
1 ]3 z) ?2 X7 r3 M' B" W& l/ h( o7 ?If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car% ^7 a) c" G$ x- K( c6 N
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
( Y) ^' e" G& q8 }- v/ a+ Khanging coats and taping ducts* J j+ x2 B0 k# @3 }
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest1 H: \% h3 ]% F$ X( R
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies# n) w" O$ g% O3 Q
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
E2 N2 _% W3 u* f' NIf you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a6 ]7 }6 q, h2 _2 v! E3 U' E- j- D
test that actually takes five minutes to run, [8 y; M3 g; H) B1 b3 }
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
0 B8 X! X4 y2 @0 cIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven' q7 H- r' K- v Z3 K8 a
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
- c* F6 T2 y! ?! {If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s* ~" F5 q5 O$ o0 n" w+ t+ X+ _
inside C/ n( f6 l( C3 M c
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the( F- ~ o9 H' K2 h% x! V1 b" D8 P, I
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception, ^1 ~* _( l, d. M* `: ?8 K& [
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
q* E% b" u( C2 f9 {nuclear reactor, y$ U7 ^2 x | L+ ]. v- t
If you have never backed-up your hard drive
! d0 R( T0 p$ bIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
& Y6 ~- W" s$ X+ h% x$ U- J1 xgames, but are afraid to say it out loud
' K9 S2 V0 h# H/ c2 QIf you truly believe aliens are living among us
( G% |* V' |3 qIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
, k, z* A7 q. Y' p7 }If you see a good design and still have to change it9 Z. C/ i1 i+ ~6 T+ {3 B
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
5 P! u- \" f/ M% ]0 Gquestions7 j6 N/ f+ [4 \8 j$ q* e3 `0 Q
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it O# ?: G+ `: \8 p
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your, ~/ j& B% \" E7 y7 ~0 P; M6 @& P
automobile tires x( n. z/ o# k5 \
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
, |% n% F9 q" j* bown turns bread into charcoal, T0 E6 Z1 j8 h( [7 Z- G
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV$ W: G0 g) \. X0 `& {
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name* J8 H" b. h" s! P( U0 s% U
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you0 |+ L; k% l, O) |
rush up to the front to fix it
6 Z% {/ d Z6 x) _; VIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
" t- I, p2 V) U* N: G+ r4 l sIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel- T0 [/ p9 S- a# k% y
and have seen most of the shows already
5 T& O* H# z4 f2 p+ t S6 yIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV/ i" z" y/ F' { b$ V i$ P
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew' m3 \- m2 S- i" S* v
up thinking that was normal0 M! P& r* }: C: z- n G
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what3 V2 S( b c# D3 z0 p4 S* L
size screw driver to use
' S S# I8 C) }+ `If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
6 T: B: j/ ]; n! W' rhandwriting& P. `# X( V9 R# a! ~: q" N5 i
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time8 Y/ a- A2 G9 U8 |0 \% P
this week% s0 w& i8 u& G" _
If your checkbook always balances
4 ^2 @$ K, ^5 n& r: Z4 Z7 s' ZIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her2 K+ t% N( M! c" }; g. H; x
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
) b' m" {9 T% i8 X, |2 d$ C4 bIf you think your computer looks better without the cover$ a6 x; V, F$ {# w' D* e% m; L) s
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
0 v a1 V* p- Zdidn’t get enough sleep
. V" ?0 f3 u! W( v' q7 CIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
# D$ h5 Z6 z5 d9 B( e' f& A xIf you know what http:// stands for
) b+ o `+ l( @* z' w- HIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
& l7 g2 b4 Y) h. U. a! U# Lexplain atmospheric absorption theory.& w: ^3 E+ y0 o) [
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
|