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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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8 D% y* _ i+ l4 B* m4 Q+ `You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"" r; b7 R8 m" r! m* W$ b2 \
! S, Q! N- ~0 V$ X CSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"7 m: C' Y; d0 f- F" P
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