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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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+ V Q) [% z# I6 e P' UYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?7 [8 F( C! E1 }! g4 J
5 A$ k; e r9 H0 W& t1 `Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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, _& k E4 v0 QSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"8 a0 T9 t( e8 h6 M! ?& ]# p
" c7 a1 Y) ` ]0 C( g.... and that's when the fight started. |
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