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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. W) A. `0 ~/ C
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?, M+ e, l( S* z4 T, \# e
1 ~# S1 z! M2 Q; b+ b' ]* c) FWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"4 [3 s% [- l4 v* p+ R0 j
, P' p4 Z0 B- J+ U" E4 OSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?": K9 V" B; v' v4 H
0 D# t K8 I9 ^.... and that's when the fight started. |
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