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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.0 S( a, |& M" Y- c$ D7 ^4 T
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?! S' c4 b5 W. H4 M- ~
1 l0 L- r2 D: x1 [) KWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!". S" [1 y$ W# @- W
r5 ]6 b& x) B9 J4 MSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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