Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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" l5 g, p, S- a5 U! | THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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( a+ R0 i. s" @/ B "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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9 K. F. I1 X2 R7 q; t6 A A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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6 u' h6 n3 R4 d$ G# r+ k2 ]+ N4 c- f9 u THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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FAX!!"

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