Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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& A3 {3 B; [# w7 H& R3 d "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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6 J: K! d/ N! @8 J1 F I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


, _7 w$ L# |' I! C! D THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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3 N8 P  f( ^+ `2 E( [; ]3 } WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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4 {4 O- ?- K* p* V! f SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~