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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.7 i: ?0 d& G+ w2 m& I0 B4 k

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.3 G9 Q- {# V, P- f6 J. M5 j
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.( Z: [/ ^' Z* L1 f! k

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .5 K4 q: ~. B6 T" t: |( q3 e
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.1 C; S1 C9 D& A
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.' l8 u4 z) Q9 K+ W; t& Y8 j
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,# S" r  ]- P  u0 u; Q' R
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS* a- O& E& A. q( N

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.0 ~/ n2 F2 k4 k2 g7 i' E

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2 g7 d$ i# @; p THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.) v5 X* g. w( f" ]" f

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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