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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN2 p& O) X% R7 t8 X; J
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# M- e- ?: W9 x THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.6 ?' _9 w( ?7 M i/ V. \& P& F
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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* \ M. y& W% c' E$ L A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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. Q; V" G0 s0 g$ |* ^# m- H2 y THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.1 V6 I1 U3 }! Z+ T
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.% s0 j# {( q! V9 s& E; v
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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, W5 a. N* C0 @" K g' H3 e2 G2 R SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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7 o+ M4 I# I0 A LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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