Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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) h8 u3 ^' ~% U0 ]2 {2 t4 e7 ^ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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/ @8 }" Y8 X" H+ ] SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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/ \/ E- N/ ]/ q  g/ ? "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


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5 B/ t# v; J6 Z4 O7 h, z0 _ WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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: U% j5 y1 K- h% | THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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$ g9 Y  c, x" U1 g/ O4 `& R LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~