Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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9 N' N" _9 ~: [ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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0 s( S& a% W. E9 H3 ]& H SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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# }0 V- P- ?6 T. F: }# S" K7 q THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


1 c- [7 {8 C1 c- s1 M1 ? "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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3 s% y# w2 E+ N0 b- ~# O; H I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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$ l9 x5 O% M5 | WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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: M+ T7 ^9 ]: \ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..

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! b9 n: N- W, M SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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/ ^; L* n. w# U. K3 i! M THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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5 B+ W  Q2 [& ?, l LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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8 Z" q9 j# i# P: g) c9 X; ]I read a similar one before~