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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' - s" }8 a# g# \* g8 L1 H: S
8 c" X4 {3 o1 x) \ v/ `2 Z$ d'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'. x- w7 i) `6 ^* Z$ v; H% c
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
* K& w8 b2 P* V- ~' r: N0 z$ l; J0 u(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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* O$ g, Y, L9 `/ C( V5 P$ Z$ BGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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