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# N' T& N! O, b% `0 u'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' $ ]0 A1 c+ y6 `. O) `, h& C
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'. [2 l. o4 e0 L6 Z. A3 W4 S
. ^- C6 o: ^0 t% A( A. ~'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................% [* d1 q0 q7 {1 m* u# q0 C2 X
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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& t( _3 K9 u( U5 ~% g% K'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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3 {3 A% C$ ]& ] ~& @7 ]Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' " z5 R5 H0 d3 H/ p3 @/ i$ u, L
/ K* ?% v ^+ o {! g# Q'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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