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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 6 ?% m/ p$ @) S$ l+ m0 P
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' & n; S$ u' G0 _5 N* q6 n8 Z3 {/ k
! r; y2 d' z' a) r. c& f' Q'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'" o$ _) ` |$ i7 I6 p" _8 p
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................* }6 w) M- g, B% M$ V y0 [
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' # o# {% n7 I% U g5 d/ }0 z1 O
" l0 Q) z, q8 I- {; M- q'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ! v+ K7 i; J! Q( {- b/ q; L3 ^
+ l& @: l! @4 h# QGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ' R* k0 G7 u p8 F* I
W z; |) i U6 [: \'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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