Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. \4 ^& Y5 E0 W% n9 d% eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 `6 s5 l) `* x, u) c, BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

7 [% O! k) f4 e! S7 T# \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) M1 \3 y8 i; I3 x0 L& L; D% ?4 }If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

/ T7 x; a) Z7 CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( A0 Y: m  ?0 R. k9 NIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 h% B0 T! d. u+ D- i% N& AIf you don't, you're insensitive.

7 ?* y8 w. l6 cIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 }9 [+ \% z2 V& ~7 P: m: U0 X7 S: t8 GIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

* t% |* Q- m. |; n- {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 f: D3 T$ \, I) e  g' B; CIf you don't, you're a slob.
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9 S4 T9 ?- H* H1 p& @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 u2 s7 K8 q% L- ?7 ^6 ZIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

# P+ i" ^+ ?4 c. f- wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

- c! F9 Q  f! E3 L2 GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
9 g" u6 a2 z3 p3 `feeling sorry for the guys~