Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' c. x# ~" l. ]If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

4 T, I% @6 L2 O% g: |. CIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

% J$ U2 g- X, V" K& V% {. OIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 n2 z4 V6 z' ]) I2 yIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 n1 b( H7 L8 x4 W) p- oIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( Z; Z9 y6 `) \% K+ R7 o/ bIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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! t0 |- Z" a8 k; Y+ C3 z( oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 q& g% t2 x: z# `. \: a; |! h- QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" c8 x6 Y4 `7 `7 J' H. PIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" h0 g% Y0 y+ S! I6 c" j3 S5 [) pIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~