Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 X2 u7 `: R: w* o0 t' T1 `If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: Q' r9 X6 m5 gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

5 S0 s! Z4 `8 Q- q" uIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ w# a$ F1 d7 ?- fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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8 J/ _2 F! d/ R# @: h* j8 k, PIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. M4 Z, i1 S& Q! b- P& {If she asks you, it's a favor.

: i# C/ K- H: U6 U! A6 {, @If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: K0 n$ j5 b1 o( v6 l/ ]2 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 ^+ R( }( N$ y( _) `: P3 n2 mIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ E" }; g1 D8 g( vIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
- n$ _. Z& `# s6 A4 @0 p7 m, PIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~