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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 A+ [$ p) d: w/ w' ?# y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.8 h6 S% U7 U) w1 v* g/ F7 G3 T* G
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" @+ e# v7 f, Z0 OIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 l' r$ W# t- [1 w
% k9 S) h( i, [9 BIf you cry, you're a wimp.6 P% I1 m: T' @! q/ p, k3 ~
If you don't, you're insensitive.- ]! K* P* D+ J, u
" C! w% j8 u$ j( e, F p$ rIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 m) h& K4 g B( ~$ w
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." S7 o! x) n+ Z' J( E0 a( j
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 M4 \3 S3 w9 }+ I. t" g1 s3 v
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 A. e' m! Y% ~# W2 X" S( t( @* VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 u @! C" c F1 L# @' jIf you don't, you're a slob.4 ^5 f& u8 @8 O& x0 g
( N+ p( H& A* ?. m cIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# s, G) m9 K" l% ~6 x$ fIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.7 j0 n! q- p: |; Q
) i. z* [0 h& y" v4 f/ U/ kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 G; |# ^2 R+ m+ UIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 N5 W3 T- F" H$ ]0 M6 X* HIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! k; l' w7 A, y- F9 q% m& P$ m* kIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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