Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. L5 H0 g3 A/ x* B2 Q1 V4 HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ Z: m+ A2 Z. c' J3 M1 w8 j; l( s! W! qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

# L7 w- X: T  T- F3 R2 k8 pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  o6 n' O0 A  h8 bIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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& g2 s. n0 v/ d* Q# vIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 {3 H/ D8 F  r# z( D1 d- P" EIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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- k# X! o2 L) g' L6 u! {0 HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 K1 B1 H7 W+ d. SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 \) W1 p! G+ v7 b$ i# Q  W5 FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 \$ A+ |, ?* A* H' j! ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~