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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 l; K. t0 w) G
( g, r& L6 ?9 O- `5 U' RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.- t! W3 P2 t1 f; D9 T
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ J$ y3 B9 G- h$ [
" O3 r9 a0 c; i! ^2 k1 ]) y$ Q# ?/ FIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' S3 X/ B) I% e6 l( fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! J) h7 t2 A7 H/ |0 W6 G0 H
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# |! _9 @* u+ A1 yIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 ^% g6 J( L3 `If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 V A9 G7 o7 r9 ?/ k% w3 qIf you don't, you're insensitive.1 u8 ^- ^) y+ O+ ~9 }. ?
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. G, Z# G" ]% |& _0 U' g/ rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 J$ m: s% [1 z0 V# y
: @) C b: @! Q, OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; v5 d# \9 I5 YIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 h O ]0 M' i% Q. Q9 ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* p1 I' {% g# ?% p8 D- AIf you don't, you're a slob.# ^5 ^1 A ^; c0 {& O( n( O
0 }8 D2 U; ]( v. s6 W G# `& a- AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 m6 n& \4 B* P1 ~3 t
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.% W1 b W3 \# K7 ]9 A$ o
! n- @" o4 W ^( k% jIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ n8 ]) X3 [1 J* E
If you're not, you're not ambitious. |( g4 G6 |" R9 [9 B7 D5 Z' E$ ]
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
, _) u0 j' _2 |9 ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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