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Believe it or not.# R: q6 `. H. I- P3 x" V
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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Female has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women! . f' p2 Y* B3 }2 ^$ J: M; k2 H
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME. T1 Y$ |. Y3 O/ N$ c& ^ ]
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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$ u- @1 a% }7 _/ L( K: c$ EI never looked at it this way before:! d2 i8 I2 h& w
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN tal illness* n/ c A- j. E4 ]1 @ e9 b
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MEN strual cramps
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GUY necologist
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1 c, S7 ~ f7 D, V; p; t# jWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a$ A8 X2 m) ]' a
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HISterectomy., f4 \8 z$ X( ]0 a: T+ o
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.( ^! ]/ E+ n4 ?/ d
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them ; I6 G: u1 f( v- w! J
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% Z1 E( ~) N2 jHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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