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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Man
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Mrs. has
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Male
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in it;
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in it;
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Adam in it;   @7 Z6 W, @' U% l7 S& d' y
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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GUY necologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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HIS
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" t6 |. S  h5 OSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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5 ^/ A& ~, r0 `7 f( s* z  JHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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