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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
, a6 Y" e9 q Nher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the- S7 n: ^$ |* r( B" J; B; l3 q
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7 W" @5 \5 @& m, p The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
* n( d9 L. g, U/ V. uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
+ o6 j) ^# Y$ q+ k4 x The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
( c1 P( ~$ }$ s/ y2 @1 ~( a+ @ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
/ S% v# _+ B9 w3 {think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'% _. |% W! I6 u% Y5 X
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just' j; O6 k u3 Z* ]( ^; I, A8 H6 U
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for, N( _7 Z: Q3 C8 U( O4 M* s
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
