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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
* F: Y9 R1 } f Z N& ]her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the# c7 z% K- ~. O6 Y1 D
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to, I/ o% L q* [' a7 S; t
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'% x6 S6 L0 ]$ }/ T2 s2 ~! s
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
' i+ X8 Q. I/ {2 }ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! J$ i# {! }! @1 A4 l7 R8 P4 |( h, _
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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# s' @3 s8 u! t8 V( E+ N( r 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
3 M$ y9 G+ t- B6 r; jcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for2 o: R( C" s. B" Y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
