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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ J5 c1 X* V) z7 U- y) O
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to, r( A$ F) ]* M# N1 R. W
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you- R7 z/ ?* M# N
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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2 T5 i6 u4 E7 G! G' M4 @ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) l" _0 x( V" o+ Y& ^+ y' Pcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
