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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
: G$ ^9 G" s y' k$ ^+ ~, ]her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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0 L8 |# b0 ^. N) m The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
$ m# ~, o. `# L5 S9 tWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'+ w6 m; P9 @7 i! R. `
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
) X; a! D9 @8 _2 B, gain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
" ~0 ]* Z9 `% [! C0 lthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just) M6 H8 w2 @0 B0 L; {8 B7 ^
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for/ {6 {6 A4 M+ F8 g8 y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
