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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ Q2 k- L, {% O4 _
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the- e. O* r @: N) [& e( c3 Y5 L
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
* C: z& m8 e, h' |0 f# TWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
- z- W! y$ O9 z2 \# f1 l1 K+ Z The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
) r( V' \3 k; S, B& _! gain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
+ J8 \7 @! x, J4 ~* Wthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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2 ?# [* p! C7 ]/ o" y 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just% J6 a: `' [! @
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for5 [* ^( P- W. |. |0 X3 L
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
