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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
( }+ x- W, T8 ]her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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( L5 H9 `* o' @. v3 C The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to: E/ }( ^, F$ f
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
, a; \: l! i( c# V G( ]3 q The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
( ?3 p6 G3 c$ ?9 Vain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you" `$ A/ F5 A; }
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?', v( f8 j6 Z4 j5 a! o7 z
* @1 h5 o6 x% C$ m 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just1 f1 S( [8 |# z7 @7 `8 P
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 r8 h" f2 F" x+ M
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
