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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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0 b. K' I+ p5 ?; f9 \( L. qACURA:
) K' o( D. p3 y' }. QAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
( H7 j! G$ Y% R% M/ JAsia's Curse Upon Rural America : n: Z# t, X" U2 v8 v# |# s& \- F
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, J) f' `& Y1 J* g: q, f) n, ~+ {All Makes Combined
8 b6 N. \0 j- x; a& Z, S! p$ UA Major Cost y5 a3 }( o: B
A Mutated Car ( I' s* r5 K J
A Morons Car
( j. V1 Q' G" v) b5 \Another Major Catastrophe
7 n0 b6 ]% h' v! _. @, ZA Man's Car 6 v6 n& B+ D0 l* W
A Miss Conception
- Z# l/ T- l+ [/ b* |All Muscle Car
2 C0 k8 M1 _" ~/ M# y+ y& H+ OAll Most Car ) w' c6 R' a" R3 G! D$ Q2 M
Annoying Mechanics Constantly + `" V& [9 `/ y3 m/ z" I; t
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
2 j8 G" K1 t7 R+ S! ^3 B/ RAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
, L0 H3 M5 n$ p9 v pAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 s p# T/ ]+ y3 j, U3 E/ N+ }9 U
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
P/ R- c2 T8 }# `- pAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
$ h3 ]+ v* Q$ y. `Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ( Z, z* \0 Z4 f9 [6 l5 D6 f
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 3 }! a3 a, v. o) d: f
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: ' [! n! F0 v$ `1 r( ?' B
Big Money Works
) g6 ~% Y9 d6 U9 c+ @! uBought My Wife ' h( B' U' U$ F" k, }8 X9 n
Brutal Money Waster
|% P* t0 s4 HBreak My Window
+ L1 a9 K, `/ d# U( |; [8 Z" j- XBreak My Windshield 2 S$ w: }& \/ k
Babbling Mechanical Wench 4 ~* n- P' \8 n1 Q: X
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
" K5 l c8 x7 x: {6 }Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels : H4 N) E/ d1 u
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
6 N3 o% v2 e: B1 l& YBarely Moving Wreck / J8 L8 g+ W8 v ^
Big Money Waste
5 W/ c. x" l! X$ H7 Z3 A* k: IBig Money. Why? # g1 J3 f2 z' [# i3 z0 b0 W' N
Big Money Works # k& f- ]& B' b; z- j$ [$ _/ q0 N
Born Moderately Wealthy 7 ?5 Y5 M% U* X! Q, W% x5 `
Breaks Most Wrenches 3 b# ]/ K, D* I& L8 e
Bring Many Wrenches
/ @+ n0 F: j) l0 z8 ]% {% E: Q3 ~Brings Me Women
% t, A/ ]: {: M" Z3 QBrings More Women * }+ b6 X8 ~$ y4 c
Broken Money Waster
( q7 N$ ?1 H9 P0 ABroke My Wallet 8 X4 U: w q( V1 @, G
Broken Monstrous Wonder
) F A& }. A( {" q: W4 VBumbling Mechanical Wretch
8 W0 i) A. B/ V$ oBlasphemous Motorized Wreck + `8 X4 i5 V4 Y( m. g" U$ @' Q/ I
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
$ [6 _; V$ n( t# PBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ k! N3 M) d- a& x! i# YBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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& {. [+ R- w) [ ^1 P: MCamaro: ( u0 g4 c9 J9 g {( m) p2 ~
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 2 F+ z( u4 l# S2 u/ m8 ~5 }! _
Can't America Make A Real One? 4 t$ R; c! T7 D0 {/ G& A( S
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 2 O( n6 q; E2 O+ U2 M0 B# Z$ `
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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0 M' J c3 N4 q; pCHEVROLET:
0 i; \# u6 u" I3 ICan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips " a" [* {, x6 C- L' u
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + {' ^% \% B% x
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* d; a) f3 f& R! H$ n6 t! {( _- YConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
7 _: X) a+ { F2 V, s" v2 V4 BCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology * Z/ T7 Y5 ^8 g9 `& ]" ]$ @
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: i6 Z! i/ @2 XDODGE: 7 G" h, X9 Q0 k* K
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% {( d2 ?3 V! H& J+ R& _Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 3 A3 [- r- h: E4 V( V5 G
Dead Old Dog Going East ( |7 i7 j. t6 j+ E
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
) ]3 Z1 B9 ^9 Z0 N8 u$ H8 |Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
& u& |$ D+ l+ U+ j) J! VDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
! E4 \% A5 b4 }2 w& R+ k3 z8 N" eDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
* j" Q7 w& \; m+ H1 oDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 0 C, k& A& A6 F: b3 ~
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
, k% u1 _7 W. k8 zEvery Day Something Else Leaks + n: s7 p; N' q! p
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 5 e* n& y. V7 i0 I2 |2 i/ t
Fix It Again, Tony
/ v& N8 L0 r! JFix It All the Time 0 X' E! z% L3 w: i4 z
Found In A Toilet
( ]# V/ R( v% ?6 K4 h& BFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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) |8 A5 {& |# }: }+ DFORD: 6 [( M/ E/ g- J8 t; {: E, X
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
# {& `5 O2 B; q2 Z' IFix Or Repair Daily
+ T/ [( T$ A& G' G8 d2 _Found On Road Dead % X7 x" e' O% H) H- r' A
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ; R& [$ i2 @8 ~, j
First On Race Day 1 C0 p8 r+ F. B: }
First On Recall Day
6 F' l/ L$ R0 i) y! L& ]$ d8 wFabricated Of Refried Dung ' O/ b6 `9 o" E1 y' e
Fails On Rainy Days 4 ~# j6 h3 A+ i
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 8 I, R$ B0 }) A) R; [8 e7 F6 @
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 7 `: P7 T& N* |, v- r6 x7 t
Fault Of R&D 3 C9 }( B0 l" W- T
Finally Obsolete Racing Device : Q& B' G4 z+ B
Fireball On Rear Denting
. L& N. g! U: z( f* D8 T" DFirst On Road to Dump
4 j; I' A. m6 fFirst On Rust and Deterioration
2 z7 g1 c2 i& H# j5 L- dFix Or Recycle Dilemma 6 c+ q' U& Z! r1 i% X }
Flipping Over Results in Death
6 Y- f! b2 Y, S! l1 t& J! ]* w1 bFlipped Over Roadside Disaster ) w) [2 N4 b$ h8 X# f# H
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 8 c' Y; b ^7 s& B% @' s3 j: P4 {
Foot On Road Decelerates 8 w# S- _5 b' T+ `
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
5 b$ }& A# C- T* ~( C. p! o) e& GFormed Of Rejected DNA
+ }5 V' Y( ]- Q0 Q4 j( oForwarded Once; Return Denied
( W+ K1 V/ M" N( Q' F; JForward Only; Reverse Defective / w9 Y, n8 L- j; ~) V4 u4 \
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
$ [" V4 f( w& x) o0 TFork Over Repair Dough
, T2 ^7 R+ ~" J* v/ r) AFouled Out Re-done Dodge
9 N+ u2 F/ G& W9 p/ xFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 5 s1 v( t& m3 P
Free Or Reduced Drastically
% ?1 W; ]4 G9 pFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed # x Q* V1 r n$ C
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 9 w a4 o) x: F2 F1 U) v# h% Q8 e
Funny Old Rattling Dump 4 l' F: q Z d. Q. R
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) : [0 J8 B, T" [6 q; G; f% ]
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA / Q1 D1 w0 p3 G: e! L6 S# G* ?' m' m
Found Out-Right Dangerous
9 e! V+ N$ C% b9 SFuture Of Racings Delight
# N- D; z* v9 U(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 9 @+ s! Q7 V3 H
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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# a0 P" s& I9 R2 k+ r3 g- l4 {$ mLacks Total Dependability
7 k0 [/ g8 m: x/ WLots To Do " S2 v7 p( }1 b) A: K# q3 E
Looses Transmissions Daily ! {% I# }7 W4 V3 O: G v. L/ ^
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
: C! y) a# s3 T6 c% U4 A. p- a" IGeneral Maintenance " w' J; m! ~7 t1 ]$ M% W& N2 {
Great Mistake
2 L4 D& ?+ Y* pGarbage Motors , C& q9 t$ J8 r) k2 M0 M
Generally Miserable
& t9 b8 r3 J( BGrossly Misconceived ) ~& {6 C6 Y3 C% D( T
Gluteus Maximus . |2 ?5 o" {# m0 L, ~9 k
Good Money
! `5 Z& q4 t2 l: y* z* hGoofy's Manufacturing ( \5 A& {4 K- }. K( t
Gone Mental 8 M7 O8 J# p+ f+ M
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5 w1 ]- X+ O2 Y. NGMC: 9 d: a) M0 H2 D1 O
Grief & Misery Combined 6 p3 N: ` T" j+ j
Garage Man's Companion % g9 s$ Y- i0 c9 f3 R* Z
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
* U1 p0 {0 P% w9 q3 M$ x- NGenerally Mediocre Cars 5 c, E) h. Y, n6 I* N: U3 t
Get More Chicks
5 x. X# E. ?+ V/ f) AGets Mechanics Crazy
# L, X; I1 ]5 L1 \, @+ SGods Mechanical Curse
0 l8 F& c, H; p8 W: E$ sGot More Crap 2 H0 v1 `; P" G- G8 V# S% [
Great Mountain Climber
5 _ @+ l, M0 C& Q2 yGreat Motor Car
+ ^6 y: G* N, G7 K" z$ j* yGod Made Chevy 3 ^! x* a/ r6 B6 S3 F' ~" \
Good Moron Car
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Get My Checkbook 1 V) K6 u$ U9 `3 t2 z$ F
Gone Mad Corp. $ B1 Q$ A q7 ~# E
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GTO: 4 X$ z8 C* \# z7 F: L2 B
Gas, Tires, Oil
( j! S! I2 R, |+ z2 SGet Tools Out
% p! F3 _1 r A5 PGet To Onramp ' Y) m' @ S7 F: Q
Good To Own 2 R' D3 K, O+ X) ^2 u; q V) G
Get The Others
7 C9 Y, l+ T8 `$ e8 mGenerally Trashed Out
: L2 e. c( G; d2 z) FGood Time Out U; O) j; Z( s6 Y7 w. l
Gone To Overdrive 7 Z7 b1 B, x+ D5 G: a. C$ x' y& T
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HONDA: + [* l, k4 j+ X B F; L
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
8 l2 P- Q9 }# K* h" zHad One Never Did Again
- f1 E; w5 k. a7 m2 ~Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
; d$ f& V; \+ z' O$ F, ` V! NHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 8 N$ w) p+ U2 T1 H1 }2 j9 z
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
1 t0 [0 O7 ]1 o. {& o8 lHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 7 `; M9 u7 I, n. R0 g9 C
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ; C9 Z7 x4 s( E8 `9 Q, z. }
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 6 h; p7 K6 ]: k) p1 Z% x3 j2 L
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; y1 e' N, G: u& C( FHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 3 z o* F) f: j+ P k; c. V( v
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JEEP:
+ V/ F% Y2 W( a, S& pJust Eats Every Part
7 u" t& u2 h; \& z" X: @Just Empty Every Pocket : t% N( Z7 t& L! ]3 v7 I+ y9 j
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
8 C! ~1 P4 n, G: E& ZJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes $ T7 G E. `% ~4 j+ p
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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8 }. O$ v& X+ U$ ^" gKick It Around + r; U7 f. {3 v2 g M2 N$ f' {9 a
Kick It Again
4 Y) E, @; e m0 XKilled In Action 1 w! L+ x( v* t" `- a& Q
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 8 T6 U2 J. ` p
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
; A$ B: p+ X0 `Mostly Garaged
9 r i, g3 B9 o& |4 g" C/ hMajor Goof
/ z h3 ~9 {! O' k% R. pMGB: Might Go Backwards
' B$ S7 f/ d# uMGB: Might Go, But . . .
8 H4 m! F3 B& v; OMGB: Motor Going Bad
; P+ q% P* D$ G. @* ?MGF: Might Go Forward % P- d# L) [+ F/ g
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' `$ J* F# q( K V3 i$ mMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ; i6 r9 a$ C/ f. m* D; K v4 `
3 a9 F3 r7 ^6 `! |0 cMOPAR 5 d }/ R3 J4 J; g8 i+ k# ^
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ' ~7 b, L" e: G& r/ S( D+ m
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 2 H' f N% }- ^8 J$ v* B6 A" _ W# s! X
Most Often Passed At Races . I- Y8 t+ m9 C+ W7 n' b6 ?
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 0 e& [4 V6 g8 F9 I% B9 z" ?& {* L
Move Over People Are Racing
- ~( B6 g7 j9 O3 X# TMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
, e" ?# V0 [* _& WMy Old Pig Ain't Running 7 p" \3 [" S; H! ?, n4 x3 }: G1 l0 d. f
My Only Problems Are Repairs
' z. I3 d% c6 y9 Z7 | iMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 4 s+ Z& D! Q" W. q
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
+ D& P9 Q3 f9 tMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 l( A; T+ H) q; q. L* ~* s$ K
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ! i# F U$ o' c) s! ~
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
! S4 ~9 O" J! X" G& EMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
( I/ f6 d3 H/ V) DOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 P- P' \( g" n$ V8 r9 `' ~Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 0 O. z/ l. B/ x9 l% p- x; p6 R6 c
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/ y7 Q9 y! [# _1 U1 s2 ?Put In Nickel To Operate
% e& Z) O& e0 b9 K7 k+ E9 GPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook , i" w1 M/ [8 o! p1 `. L/ R
Put In New Transmission Often
9 F" X2 p% Y& Q' o! h( VPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: - Z' y: q0 E# X& X5 z! P
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ( u& b& I& M) a% U& }- l, N
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 2 ~, X) p. R b9 G" U6 d; F7 ^
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1 @; E0 g9 b, Y1 P( Q' LPORSCHE: 1 H4 @2 v8 s4 \' ]! L
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
, u) o5 O- ~4 N8 ?Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
- c# z% o6 C# y: C/ F6 GSend Another Automobile Back
- E, t' N; E% J0 @Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
" A1 x. l1 L0 @! C) wSad Attempt At Beauty 2 T6 V5 u# _0 ^7 i
Sorry Auto, Always Broken # I' u l: m' c5 s% O- U
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards : A9 Z0 P* S$ c
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ( P) E5 Z& g3 Q' M7 K
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TOYOTA:
/ z5 \- T$ q/ G! n4 }0 R7 S% h! [Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 0 B% c1 C3 N6 [) L5 e3 k! ~
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
. t U7 y2 V: R1 C1 |- BThe One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
1 j. N! s. K# q( U4 _5 D& D& _Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required " g: ~9 s7 l' ]* q7 V! }7 O
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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$ L& |4 s, P4 K) q; a: m: jVintage Wreck
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