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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: - z$ s: f: p; ^* K: ?% d- y4 u
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile , C7 p# V1 ?( H# i
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America " B. w* P, p" @9 K; `* I
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, s; k6 @$ ^6 n- `AMC: ' c# i0 u& S9 p
All Makes Combined & h9 p# |, y" b' H
A Major Cost
% P9 M! s/ R, V; d5 _3 QA Mutated Car
4 S8 R& ^) s# @A Morons Car
5 D( Y6 s9 {& A4 t$ a: ?# SAnother Major Catastrophe ; I4 E$ q6 m3 W- c, Q' f% O
A Man's Car / S( A0 C2 H) [4 t0 ~9 ~! P
A Miss Conception
; s; e/ ~$ H: M' o9 x. kAll Muscle Car 5 Q0 N" L/ Y8 e
All Most Car
7 o2 W/ d7 \9 E; N. r( e! J8 nAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
" i8 V3 C, V v& J5 f- v4 ?Automotive Mental Cruelty
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6 T( I+ S# b7 L8 S8 z! N0 FAUDI: ; M- q6 f+ T; R) G( d+ [
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
8 t, ^: t3 O0 lAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
; W4 \! c, _: D% T# g( Q8 fAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 2 V1 J6 N! O' U) N* f
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ! r( k3 k' H2 ^. a' j) d! v
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
/ ]3 S0 {' O; Q' C }; kAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 8 r9 M$ \4 R; z; k% H( }# N
All Unnecessary Devices Installed : G% `1 u4 y- k$ V8 k
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" \, `+ x9 u z. E4 M0 M. D$ uBMW:
) O+ D( @; X( G0 U7 x, dBig Money Works
/ v9 Q1 e+ d* U) h) {Bought My Wife
5 z7 v1 o7 i2 O& L3 UBrutal Money Waster
( r$ t7 N/ c* K( d/ GBreak My Window
^) m( i# J, c5 FBreak My Windshield
5 C; e' b: M& m6 R0 j$ K. _Babbling Mechanical Wench
, k1 E, ?; V5 G2 s iBeastly Monstrous Wonder 5 X7 i6 w% t" J1 p$ |
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
2 ]3 Y& v, A! tBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 6 Y T6 a0 W+ k' D8 @/ y
Barely Moving Wreck
' r% c6 k6 I" c/ }& TBig Money Waste
4 x g, n2 Y$ [) D3 mBig Money. Why? 2 y) ?. d% j7 Y) r. ]1 N
Big Money Works
8 I* I& T9 S9 ~/ n* ~! h' x2 |Born Moderately Wealthy
. s4 b8 c. H5 K5 V X& qBreaks Most Wrenches 5 C3 e U2 b& j5 I1 ~0 f
Bring Many Wrenches 6 C2 Y. q) g- |# B+ I% I
Brings Me Women
% T* \* @4 B* z% c/ K( ^, w" k$ QBrings More Women 4 m5 D5 _- ]5 T5 M5 k: ?! a
Broken Money Waster
8 l C6 j1 `, R/ MBroke My Wallet
- [- P$ ^; V; N- ZBroken Monstrous Wonder * T2 _% j2 ]5 q1 N5 U* D) B
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ; R+ ~! D0 F1 \; @
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
, @& K) v7 ^' {: @; s( z' M& a7 BBavarian Manure Wagon 6 d7 ?% ?+ T! |' s& k
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BUICK: + Y5 v: q3 x5 }' |) y9 ^( i
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 V0 r# c# |# ?& }% g: E
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
% w6 ]6 I; b# e$ P2 C( MCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ! n# q& Q% K8 X. i
Can't America Make A Real One?
& _# l. `/ H/ ]/ W( YChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 0 ]6 @& v. ~( |3 v
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 8 [5 C) ~: h+ i" G$ {# T
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) R% b7 k6 k) ^CHEVROLET:
' W; _$ t2 m4 Q$ ^6 z- {Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips . T6 z2 _6 p2 H- t. ^# g2 y7 }
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
. P) O7 l; \9 c/ tCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Z/ K ~4 P4 g/ x; X% C
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ' E( f/ S' @; O! n
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 5 q3 d9 r( q; y8 l
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DODGE:
' p8 M" [2 D: IDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% M; ~7 M3 a6 R8 `Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater " H3 F1 u) H% q) C- T7 D' Z! ^# v; x
Dead Old Dog Going East
9 G2 j ~& e/ R. m; l& T; \7 L* eDead On Day Guarantee Expires
' ~) q j+ `# c% `+ EDead On Delivery, Go Easy
6 F4 Z( k4 w- A: p! q! \6 V; KDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired % C: ~8 T8 c$ F+ \( j$ o
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
2 \" R+ T% Q' _- [& h6 t$ y+ V# Z3 IDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 9 z. E' }1 Q$ x8 P
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ' ?0 _& c5 h# h6 p1 |( d& n) U
Every Day Something Else Leaks 4 ~& h: I* l. L: s% S
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 7 M f6 U- \, i9 |
/ ?. V1 s0 S" WFIAT: % @& _! h6 G" X
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 1 S& H) X: r/ M7 p* z& N
Fix It Again, Tony 8 e0 @: `- @9 \
Fix It All the Time
_: i3 L! U1 q7 d1 `0 b0 lFound In A Toilet
) {7 `2 X" g5 gFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation : ]- l) o, l1 C5 A. U$ l: j u
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FORD: & @8 W3 ]$ c2 ?( H
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 9 ` s1 w* O* }' o" K
Fix Or Repair Daily 4 b2 [+ s- y/ g
Found On Road Dead
7 A" k9 Q, G% E, n! uFast Only Rolling Downhill
O- `; p3 w+ ^% C. FFirst On Race Day 0 J! w# O! a8 l7 r* Z
First On Recall Day , O5 S5 T' p5 u' [
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
+ P6 [( R0 N V( c# U, VFails On Rainy Days
3 A5 {7 H% b8 O/ CFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream |1 x5 _* L; R' G2 K |* @
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 7 ]; O) {8 I7 |2 U! Z
Fault Of R&D A$ h3 q/ C: g( K6 o
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
2 `. A9 t6 n; W9 EFireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration # i! }$ O* w! s9 m. r. w
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 p* a' O& E$ {7 J3 I- YFlipping Over Results in Death . V/ W5 P) s/ J. }' e* S) t7 p5 T3 m
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 8 e" ^' s, B& `, i- R
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
$ @3 ~) M# ?, n GFoot On Road Decelerates * |4 V0 c. x- {5 l6 z" [ E
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
' t! _6 l* _+ B/ p2 nFormed Of Rejected DNA 3 b$ f5 R( n) H* Q6 T+ u9 [3 e
Forwarded Once; Return Denied / f! j+ r5 e- U6 @0 G: Y; r
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
8 m3 }1 e0 x$ F1 D; i$ eForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
6 j/ V+ t3 d Z3 i& t( O+ t0 l/ XFork Over Repair Dough ( r/ t% q1 ~; P1 R9 N$ ?1 U
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ; x8 P' R% T. ?3 X- [+ ^: F7 ?
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
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Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed $ q X, C, _/ a0 I d
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* ~4 o [! J& p: OFunny Old Rattling Dump
- a y2 O$ p% q# nForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
* i' a" ?$ J, ]4 |; L& ~; f3 T# R7 bFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA $ Y& D& F* h Q. p1 s- i. q
Found Out-Right Dangerous
4 Q9 o4 _- d, TFuture Of Racings Delight
4 X7 I6 N" f5 i: r1 t(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot * N, K/ z! R% k9 y5 e
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords : ]) q! @' v0 y8 F" ]
LTD:
" Z: }$ |/ @9 ^/ K* {: g1 T. PLacks Total Dependability
- x/ E) `8 v! A' @Lots To Do 9 M8 X9 L3 j, {1 {: D6 r
Looses Transmissions Daily 0 ? I, y- D: T
" d; W( a$ |1 |% ?. \GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked % o1 C" K/ A' G% e" }
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GM: 6 b `5 B0 A7 I/ ]# S
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
) j, G: e( x' z$ aGenerally Miserable 7 m* y4 [+ E8 t1 |% w
Grossly Misconceived ! P( r3 x. ^6 B& M' T2 l ]
Gluteus Maximus
# Q, b8 N! Y" XGood Money $ i6 w# ?9 r: n7 f. o2 X1 E
Goofy's Manufacturing / y) D' d7 w9 `# e
Gone Mental ; ~( {0 q' i+ b/ Y( \+ X7 ]: @- C! @
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$ J+ w. a, t; oGMC: & V( `, X1 Y$ w1 N u& }
Grief & Misery Combined 6 _$ j) Y- p w: Q* Z+ y
Garage Man's Companion
/ d3 u+ k E/ Q0 q4 Y& c4 }Gotta Mechanic Coming? ( y N/ G5 ^+ t2 h3 U. ?! J6 O, I3 m
Generally Mediocre Cars
8 q/ L/ g* B9 Y! k8 W9 j7 TGet More Chicks
$ m3 |9 A% x+ E* cGets Mechanics Crazy
; B3 c8 F8 l2 l3 T+ F6 A/ n& DGods Mechanical Curse
$ ?8 B: _, a K9 s# F! k3 nGot More Crap ' e: n! F5 W, o4 n) y
Great Mountain Climber ' ^+ G& K' m( N) f: I$ z" {7 G
Great Motor Car
+ ^( h: v$ X1 h2 m' VGod Made Chevy 7 _0 H$ t) \. l' C
Good Moron Car
4 }7 y; S8 m0 r/ N; K: ]) AGot Mine Cheap
4 T) q" p- }) z/ v, x3 fGet My Checkbook
( ?3 c6 E$ v7 w0 P: b: U5 KGone Mad Corp. 6 n8 ~6 Z* ?8 t# j2 Z8 a- ~2 ?
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Gas, Tires, Oil 6 Z6 [7 r: @' P! ?/ R: \2 x
Get Tools Out 7 F' E/ _ Q( @ ]$ {. T
Get To Onramp
4 \( U7 D2 L. Y$ ~ ?Good To Own 1 Z9 y: k4 J5 t: |9 q& k
Get The Others 2 ^: c! S6 P- P6 p$ j
Generally Trashed Out
/ {2 j, O6 ?. L. k+ e0 X8 }8 F, NGood Time Out
% e: Z. g- F- d* r" A. dGone To Overdrive % Y+ x: B7 K5 r; P5 W
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HONDA: / I2 |, V6 a" G4 W5 O6 a
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* r! o, p+ Z! F- W+ S# bHad One Never Did Again
& c5 D9 j3 a7 `4 Z! CHang On, Not Done Accelerating
! V; C* j2 K. R+ vHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles % w$ B* E: p1 D+ `
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles - _7 M6 q7 ^7 D @* j5 i: K
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
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PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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8 _, B1 v; ~* q5 F- }& NHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 i0 t) L# b* M) }! [
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JEEP:
% @. t7 k) E" L. T) x& l9 ?$ B# AJust Eats Every Part 3 o7 n7 \$ C' R) l; u
Just Empty Every Pocket
2 P5 W5 ]& c2 I6 lJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 0 q T( ]2 S! `: r% Y
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ! f3 K8 r/ Y2 N$ d$ Z7 A
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
) Y% O; i4 \) O- i+ q. wKick It Around + l# u/ X. n! k. b% j% w
Kick It Again 5 `+ D' p( ~% K1 A9 c
Killed In Action
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0 p$ ]% L& W* k# _; sLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 9 [1 f# z7 W) Y
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along * L8 S$ j1 ^4 \ e% s7 L4 T2 B
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Money Guzzler , \! A1 X0 E- ^# s0 ~$ g
Mostly Garaged
5 x$ N7 a+ h/ P8 M0 E3 Q3 C$ U# BMajor Goof
4 Y4 w8 A) |( NMGB: Might Go Backwards , G: M: W Y) l; B) g
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
$ b% M4 `7 K: {* ]: v xMGB: Motor Going Bad `# S9 R& O8 e: k* r6 F
MGF: Might Go Forward : D0 n( f" @+ F+ V6 E' l0 _% s/ @
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR ( Y n7 x* N" i5 U- H. z8 j$ z! L5 E" n
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 9 I! w ]! G/ }" _( K" F5 D
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
+ J6 L- E& l0 a5 vMost Often Passed At Races ; r" @0 p, t9 x5 }8 C! B
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
; q" _/ T& J6 Q r/ dMove Over People Are Racing ) `; q$ \# F9 ], @- H' F8 e" b
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
9 A _* Z4 W. PMy Old Pig Ain't Running
; x+ h; w9 H( F1 J/ a* pMy Only Problems Are Repairs
3 i/ g3 p. k9 N9 ~. }/ vMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ; q r' `0 p) l5 E) p; A
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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& T6 g) E3 b; A# F4 p& M) lMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
. `6 O3 l6 |. n' cMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
2 S7 @/ a0 P: L& K; ]Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
0 u$ @9 R# g$ T6 K4 m) fMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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: _+ Z- ~3 L- B! U+ BOLDSMOBILE: 3 S6 W j+ ` g, ]& L2 u. k2 L2 q
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
7 n2 \6 K; p2 }. r7 U; pOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment / q, E* J* h- q5 b# s: @" U
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8 c/ j, f$ O: h& d9 l. p# vPINTO: 1 w3 Q. ^- B$ Q' [( ?: L6 x% n
Put In Nickel To Operate & y4 y( L2 N1 S, h. n% o/ \- y
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook $ Q5 F7 j# b0 b* P& `. L6 P
Put In New Transmission Often 4 X/ A* |* a/ g4 l
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 0 z$ K. k; U E
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' Y2 e9 \9 N [, z1 q( ~0 D R
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 9 s; g/ k2 L6 l; a% U2 _* i
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PORSCHE: - O) t; L+ o" D+ j7 v
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ( X1 W* e* m8 N# U2 i0 v2 n
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
0 f X H7 @) }7 LSend Another Automobile Back 6 [+ }7 h8 n+ L$ H) f. D
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
. y# W6 d, l# mSad Attempt At Beauty
: o! Z4 C) e! X, j3 m. L. P) oSorry Auto, Always Broken & M# _; `5 N3 Y0 A6 z
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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- Z5 d# F9 j$ G: j/ T+ V; hSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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8 b- y. z7 L9 m; ~TOYOTA: * c% S( u$ J) p8 {
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
9 o: {+ p5 c# z: ZTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
+ L$ t- |1 z+ p2 U5 i8 e/ h/ fThe One You Ought To Avoid ( w1 E2 p* R5 D) q
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TRIUMPH:
$ ~, W$ J! r% W3 nThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! : z+ j9 f2 u6 k* _) W( P" Q' V
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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+ U/ A$ x' ?; o& {TR: Tools Required
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8 X% ^' k0 ~7 K) kVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
, C$ O# L% A* r* MVintage Wreck `9 r' Q7 Z9 F$ O& u
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