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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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( l1 q2 R6 J) G4 E9 gACURA: ; e8 V$ t2 [- S% v2 M& K% f! w
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile + _8 T% Y' x! a2 q3 D( s0 Z! R# W
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America + j2 L* v }' y, b
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All Makes Combined
, S9 j% F6 z! t5 g6 MA Major Cost 5 E+ r& y, ]" ?7 u% b P+ B( ^& v# i
A Mutated Car
, |$ `4 z1 k" f! G& d9 q" eA Morons Car
& E1 M+ K' y/ F) qAnother Major Catastrophe
- ^1 O' ~# m4 K2 H }! D I: f gA Man's Car
0 C! r( @5 c" ? lA Miss Conception
# f" c6 i/ p+ B& `All Muscle Car % d7 p" g# k) E1 C
All Most Car ( e. ?$ m8 `6 s2 z
Annoying Mechanics Constantly k p* o2 P( z
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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! n. j8 ~/ D, A; f4 F' uAUDI:
2 S4 i% h' E# G, S" `. L9 HAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented ( m2 u3 g1 C: {& i/ X5 L' H J6 o
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 p) x& a8 @( Y# w8 h, r
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
5 O( b/ r0 \/ w& {Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
+ Z. U, k- N0 H3 B+ d% o' }6 i7 iAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
$ ~ V# }2 k- G: d V$ GAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. + j# A% {7 x: |+ x* e
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 8 `* i; L( a% y! {$ Z
Big Money Works
& A) U+ W* _ H. z" s, ~0 [" m3 xBought My Wife 1 X) B3 N& A w: Q, N
Brutal Money Waster 7 N$ @' X$ p8 X( h# J# v
Break My Window & [) Q* C0 |3 n' Z3 c; d+ l; P/ f
Break My Windshield 1 g, P( A2 v- E6 B
Babbling Mechanical Wench ) _! s4 L% I$ k7 M0 V6 F
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 8 F, t: _6 B! U' y' s; N7 |! b' @% i
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 4 e8 H# S* b4 i6 m( O" I" u
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
9 [/ g# f; x. i/ i6 ABarely Moving Wreck
) `- @ c6 {/ D* _! n+ |3 n) d; DBig Money Waste + i* ]! q5 n4 R$ _" R) b4 Y+ i
Big Money. Why? & v0 v$ T9 o% c9 S
Big Money Works
$ k3 R9 w2 x. c( Q/ U" J# L4 pBorn Moderately Wealthy 2 t( [+ O {& k
Breaks Most Wrenches
+ W! ~+ h ~, |& N+ {Bring Many Wrenches 3 @! x! f& n8 p+ B, k% F' A$ Q
Brings Me Women
`( Q9 `% P/ J" L3 c) t+ OBrings More Women
& L8 P2 \; U5 i( f( x r# q+ ZBroken Money Waster 7 O: f* u' p- v# f9 z, m9 l- ]
Broke My Wallet
/ P, g( v* ]- U$ {1 V/ z5 _% E* Z- W8 jBroken Monstrous Wonder ; G* |, J! Z! R& F8 Y% f
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ ^" x, p8 X3 ?6 B2 q1 e: PBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
+ v. v8 D: n7 c, Z7 C6 c9 BBavarian Manure Wagon
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! E8 [* x, `0 ^. j/ u( L: iBUICK: 5 x' d" G2 x: o3 Y+ u- o7 _
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 8 d/ c1 {- [; d! c% o" \7 R$ t( I, @# p
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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$ ~0 P d3 K9 rCamaro: : S U! k7 Z4 O: Q
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? . T y0 e5 V$ z" Z1 {) ~
Can't America Make A Real One? ; {! V: O# m# F. x) B* s
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
3 Z& p! i: V7 u4 j W* `Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 6 K3 w: ~3 w; G3 c: J! M' t
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CHEVROLET: 3 b. i1 V; u+ A) V/ U. {* u
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ ~6 o* x) v. |' H9 {Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 6 B/ i/ Y' Y+ @4 B& X; Q& z
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
! o9 Q+ l5 g _( k# j1 \" RConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques & G% B% {6 u! Y+ ^. E6 q
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
7 Q L# |4 O5 ADrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 |: y( I' M8 b6 ]9 c' K0 Q+ J
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 5 F+ r. D- D1 b# r
Dead Old Dog Going East
$ X; W/ f; V1 U+ W k) ^% }- IDead On Day Guarantee Expires
- z" n# G2 Q: Z* Y* }Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
' `, ~7 n% f& W( i* e0 v* }Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 0 g/ A& F. ^( x W" ]0 S% w: G
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter * Q) B/ L& n# P' j& f
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 9 J0 D6 R6 C4 p7 N2 Y1 M, W
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive / {! ~7 A) L6 { ~" ]& ~+ K: o
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G9 o- Y3 M: z ]2 m5 WEDSEL:
" U1 y) t& x: D) H4 j. a; UEvery Day Something Else Leaks
3 A) s8 q. L( o; t' oEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 6 W: E& J) c' E m
6 G% M+ T7 E" vFIAT: # |5 X1 ?0 ]; d) x
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 5 s3 P L W" Y$ D, S
Fix It Again, Tony : o! r8 i& Y5 X- k7 I9 c+ {/ P7 i
Fix It All the Time
% s! d$ p0 U8 ]& kFound In A Toilet
, {# n! a( u, o( U: r fFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
( ]: f K. _" v8 M7 a2 O) dFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
' c% `9 I/ j! A: H4 aFix Or Repair Daily 7 h7 m1 D7 h( R5 [
Found On Road Dead ( i) \0 ]: B0 {& A1 H
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
, A9 e4 j i1 h( y& jFirst On Race Day ; x, a1 E) ]8 s. e
First On Recall Day
5 ]+ _5 K: c/ I( o& p; t* mFabricated Of Refried Dung
9 K: i0 `/ l% O7 PFails On Rainy Days
V' J' f2 H' F9 QFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
/ h3 U; i+ Z2 j0 WFatally Obese Redneck Driver
! {! z# @: ^# m% x9 O- K6 hFault Of R&D
* S6 y8 I9 }8 z' {7 W3 Y9 ~ N/ B4 zFinally Obsolete Racing Device % F/ a1 F4 [+ D' L( q$ Z+ o
Fireball On Rear Denting ! x; E! x! m, R) d8 V% @9 j! d/ I6 Q
First On Road to Dump
5 |1 o2 P4 f5 K3 p1 |* D( F* HFirst On Rust and Deterioration - y+ G, Z# T, U7 J
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
3 m% |3 i1 i S( L# V; jFlipping Over Results in Death
7 c* H: ?1 G7 X9 _Flipped Over Roadside Disaster : F$ w. N; B* v% ^
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
+ {2 k3 x3 d; V. N# ^2 qFoot On Road Decelerates
3 ^" Q2 b: b1 jForced On Reluctant Drivers
* v6 M- ?" K6 R. _% e1 ~; @2 DFormed Of Rejected DNA $ I A W- o. L& N+ T% z. N1 q- S
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
+ r! }/ S F5 l: X! DForward Only; Reverse Defective
2 W6 G& v$ H+ nForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 0 r* F4 t" O1 r$ W9 Z5 Q
Fork Over Repair Dough
9 C# \ L, M1 M( S: j4 `, IFouled Out Re-done Dodge 5 U. d* J6 x9 C' S
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 5 v6 {6 ?( e0 P4 x- @4 b
Free Or Reduced Drastically
6 \ W' ~1 e1 V4 GFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed z6 T0 U: I. ^9 A& j5 |; |
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 4 W# |3 H$ J5 U) A
Funny Old Rattling Dump
6 K. {/ n1 \1 [! {, o5 ^% a8 oForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
+ w; z5 s* A% R' i7 C" VFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 3 l( c, X$ Z& r
Found Out-Right Dangerous ! U, ^1 G( |3 X N
Future Of Racings Delight
+ t) G. c1 L* B" g. g" d7 k3 X(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
0 u5 ?# ]2 G5 V(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability - r7 C: ~" x6 f+ u, |, b/ ^4 u
Lots To Do
, y3 [& p& V, s z. mLooses Transmissions Daily
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) U1 c9 r( F/ MGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance ! k; w! N+ \+ ~" @
Great Mistake
; T4 A% I! f9 P* U# DGarbage Motors 7 G2 R5 s; {: M7 j% M
Generally Miserable
n7 E& n: G: p6 l7 NGrossly Misconceived $ d9 e0 \8 [$ W! t
Gluteus Maximus
; R3 ]# I) W! q$ z- G$ b HGood Money
# l1 F! I' e- K, |" b8 T& bGoofy's Manufacturing
9 ~. f% X" Z/ D' t% dGone Mental
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$ q8 K9 \8 ]2 f$ h% dGMC:
$ M4 G% `' j! A$ JGrief & Misery Combined
8 U7 D* R% t& S" J5 OGarage Man's Companion
0 m: l1 `$ {# A' c6 lGotta Mechanic Coming?
6 l! i( O9 @6 R7 U7 wGenerally Mediocre Cars
( d/ l9 y7 D( LGet More Chicks
* q1 S7 l+ K' JGets Mechanics Crazy
! L3 A$ n' F( G; w( DGods Mechanical Curse % ~( d- Q7 y5 L* Q6 h$ g3 J
Got More Crap
n4 `7 ~+ f% ~& pGreat Mountain Climber 2 H- x( Y, P6 Z! e2 N. M8 B! L! W
Great Motor Car . B/ I- L3 J) ^
God Made Chevy 2 |+ i* J' e) |, {, ]' _
Good Moron Car
: R& T& a1 t& O) aGot Mine Cheap
9 q- `1 |. B! U; QGet My Checkbook ' E+ v2 ?3 z9 W6 ] _' D
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
/ D1 C+ E' S+ m+ @- ZGas, Tires, Oil 8 V$ Q5 K: e9 ` |
Get Tools Out / k1 L6 h' l. S5 ]
Get To Onramp ' L1 r! M4 j: i8 |2 j R
Good To Own
( o8 V$ t% F7 y- k+ FGet The Others 1 B2 H1 h c) H& r
Generally Trashed Out + H f4 t# h' w" l. R8 Z
Good Time Out ) u/ [& s- T. f+ K3 M
Gone To Overdrive & q' @" U5 _1 _0 l$ _
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HONDA:
% x* G9 j% r6 [' P' KHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 C, w: R6 L t Q' D$ Y5 W1 O1 vHad One Never Did Again : v- d: r, Y+ H+ y
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 4 s# v1 v" i/ b8 c
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
4 M; x {- Y2 t2 |0 cHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 3 i" K: c- _" ~# f2 O+ G) T
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
+ ?2 z: n: j, e( p: {! E1 [0 ZHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ) X! a3 A: @9 `! `3 _% r# u" K6 W
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 9 u* S) f- l* L- d
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- Z6 |/ [/ c" e* s& jHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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. r0 W- j5 ?+ j3 F }4 jJEEP: ) ^, U$ l, C# i7 N0 _1 z
Just Eats Every Part * ?+ Y' ^' o; G7 \9 u. n/ B9 n
Just Empty Every Pocket
8 @& y4 o, t8 p5 _Junk Engineering Executed Poorly $ a! n5 y7 }* q& i Q' d$ k9 J& y
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes % @& ]. [2 N' Y* X8 e( `" a
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 D. n! \; d$ |1 ]
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KIA:
' n& A' U% j. V- D3 zKick It Around 3 M. l' z% e4 |
Kick It Again
6 R# X# I! R4 L) s* J3 N' F7 v( T/ tKilled In Action ( {6 H. R: U5 {
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$ k, j A L6 J" c! K9 ]+ yLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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4 @. \5 h; B A( F' zMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 4 F m0 ~# p3 m# y
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MG:
, _2 e+ Z" v$ KMoney Guzzler 6 o/ w/ G3 o! g6 y. r: n
Mostly Garaged
1 B5 G& i" w* o3 uMajor Goof
3 @% h9 z) c! t. u) H, V" m3 TMGB: Might Go Backwards
! p% Z9 m5 E1 n' r6 L% FMGB: Might Go, But . . .
0 P( y+ R# a- g% g# pMGB: Motor Going Bad 8 B4 J! [. ~+ M: `
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate . I( U1 Z! Z) m, Z2 ^
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MOPAR $ c8 O: @. ]' b! g9 o$ q( O3 U2 X6 A
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 8 j; d( F( D2 J1 {
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
q/ i; F3 `/ @$ B, Y4 iMost Often Passed At Races
( F. L0 ^+ c0 k# K9 wMostly Old Parts And Rust & u) G+ f( e7 \
Move Over People Are Racing
* w- i+ J1 B! P5 `/ g* L. U3 ?Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * s& r! ?, w- A: U5 \5 v- A" r( _
My Old Pig Ain't Running ' y2 \, Y& R, ?* s1 j! _9 M
My Only Problems Are Repairs
6 [( n5 i: D; bMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
0 ?8 `. ?5 p# kMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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+ O; Y, C5 Y5 d( uMUSTANG: ( H3 Z4 T( Z1 L/ d! w
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
$ h6 I/ F" Q& t' c2 `Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 5 L0 R# j7 g' @+ V
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 2 z2 ]4 U8 `3 T1 i2 z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 1 M" \' W) _& j& J% s5 g# q; k- k! ]
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday . K! V) j- W+ x2 i
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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' s, w9 u( _" {: b1 q0 XPINTO: " r1 v3 ?/ W+ i/ R
Put In Nickel To Operate
* ]& N& M$ j: o8 T+ _1 h$ o- `Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
: K1 [1 I0 l* m- ^- y$ U0 fPut In New Transmission Often 0 [3 p1 M: d( Z- t" T8 _$ S' ]
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 8 F- Q) Z8 V/ i8 a ?
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car - p; g' M; R% a- `3 S0 m
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: ; {. q" V; p9 x' r* g
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 1 ]8 y' k2 i! r2 `8 V
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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- w& G) R- A- S/ U F0 `5 n, g( TSend Another Automobile Back ) P- Y8 X% `+ w2 i+ u" z5 o
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
/ J4 A. Y! ~# @! q: L/ X' ZSad Attempt At Beauty 0 l2 F [+ R6 @& C
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
7 Y- N* y9 N1 G( B" m0 D% V8 k% pShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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r& A$ ]3 L1 T! ]( i& ^$ f& }SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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3 p0 P! E2 o0 G: J0 z6 ATOYOTA:
. X1 |% x. U' X6 [- i2 g% y+ aToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto . V3 U6 U9 I$ k- e- b' j. w( O/ i
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
4 C$ k, I& X. VThe One You Ought To Avoid 6 `1 x3 w, m! T. o3 ?" B& z! z
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# }/ b' B% l* X8 N4 t9 Y9 G, C OThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
9 M. m' f* M4 y4 H) @5 ~Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required ) n0 X" g. c" m- k o$ G f% Y
! B+ \; a9 j* SVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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2 X# c2 s( }2 T8 F2 q9 O* u0 uVintage Wreck
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