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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ) M# z" y$ C: A
Y# r2 W) Z, j# sACURA:
6 g ?. _* b5 @5 f# J* nAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
8 g' T( S" o4 p" PAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: , a* u/ T7 j! c+ J, N ]
All Makes Combined 7 o, }% y& `* M
A Major Cost
3 f2 l- t+ Q1 r/ ZA Mutated Car , S( p9 v9 ^1 }. I1 [
A Morons Car
$ \, n$ j; V/ C# }. ]0 \! L d5 C/ n( w4 _Another Major Catastrophe
$ @6 L% ]6 E3 c5 `8 L; z& oA Man's Car
9 I1 x1 V; Q7 U& yA Miss Conception : \) f- f. M' U o6 n* ]3 a
All Muscle Car # a! q! Z7 j" c$ e0 [: C0 {, b- ?. L
All Most Car . g8 Z. Q# q# P1 I' p1 m
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 5 @0 f% C5 f6 |, N( b( z( ?2 P
Automotive Mental Cruelty 2 w! l& s9 c) K7 h p7 ^& U( x
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AUDI:
: b& |5 ~" T6 L( qAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented / F2 \1 O% P% U3 m# r% s) `1 v
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
6 K7 j& I: B0 d& D5 vAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 4 s7 z$ X3 g7 P0 i: I8 i- H
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention , g( n, | U1 j; K
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
- m/ ~; n9 O& v" P1 NAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. . \4 o0 R2 ]4 ^
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
& ?& U" M# K2 O# e8 L: s; ` q8 nBig Money Works
0 c" k+ }+ o1 W5 n& B4 \0 Q# y1 mBought My Wife
& f1 m* F: c$ h7 z3 [7 _- K- rBrutal Money Waster
7 v; q, I7 `+ o( k# _5 c: q# k1 p8 W; fBreak My Window 2 {6 `4 V( v/ G( i( {
Break My Windshield
- `( B( F5 r, Z9 [5 w5 pBabbling Mechanical Wench 2 K! V. j! b# D7 S3 t
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ( `( }/ c1 `1 c* c O# n, d6 s8 A
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels $ b) Q# D7 \* T6 m" U& z t
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
/ Q1 D0 k7 b9 @4 f: z3 u Y5 zBarely Moving Wreck m- X S$ g p& {! u C) `+ x$ c
Big Money Waste ; P8 T+ A' u* O9 U
Big Money. Why? 3 K* u" ?/ u0 E0 l! P+ {
Big Money Works ' ~6 B4 N' D: Q/ Z4 Y* b7 B; C
Born Moderately Wealthy % _. |3 e: `) R- R1 w& U" t( `
Breaks Most Wrenches * U- B: N9 k$ ?; A/ O
Bring Many Wrenches
. T( b B: f" h$ TBrings Me Women % g ?3 M4 ~! @& N7 \
Brings More Women 2 G& U6 A, {1 z& H4 P
Broken Money Waster " Q. H5 M/ Y7 L) M6 m5 l* A
Broke My Wallet
. l: w& a5 S& G$ H* G5 \* RBroken Monstrous Wonder 5 j2 j0 [; l/ F& z
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
6 O2 X- h7 V& Q( aBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
& j7 U) r) H6 @Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: ( D* C6 s0 z: U' \
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
5 S+ Z7 }) c( B% B! [7 A2 sBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 0 u% R% g5 d- f3 R* {# O" u% I" `
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Camaro: : Y* h# A( n' }" \" w
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 4 g1 }+ d* h- T
Can't America Make A Real One? 1 S% l- Q$ d5 H
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
' q7 h! T7 r, s; ^. J$ FCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: % r# l7 T& _- G( }
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
% J9 ?0 t @- t( L$ n6 @Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
) f! n' a) ^) k7 c0 a0 TCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
- @& y1 `. ]/ W+ HConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques t9 K4 K; p# @
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 0 A# w' u9 H4 E0 L5 F
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2 E- }9 c2 G" U1 |DODGE:
3 e: H; m# @$ Q. d3 SDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
# V- Q' ?, ~' F q/ {Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
k6 I2 @+ K/ eDead Old Dog Going East 6 W' l. H/ b( a7 l
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
# ?* |4 P0 G) V/ Y$ ?5 N' @Dead On Delivery, Go Easy , I. q% j. B4 |: a+ E7 S
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- [9 m5 C5 u+ R& d0 Y+ G% HDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter - B+ n6 C4 }; A4 Q! N) E. l
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
% B/ G \& s% t4 K& H! uDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: # C: v' V T& W1 u" L5 F. t
Every Day Something Else Leaks
: |' q" }4 n$ H/ j" h, fEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 8 I" g6 P8 O1 u! d0 D ~
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
- T& B* L& p: Q7 F9 w" G1 R& UFix It Again, Tony
5 U; E0 u0 a( s4 c$ WFix It All the Time
/ _$ V2 Y3 |4 I8 E ^+ FFound In A Toilet 8 X+ n% V: y: W& N( M
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ( N" ]. N& ^+ J+ ]( C; }8 M
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FORD:
0 X6 h! O9 q4 U' C5 jFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
3 C. ]0 h4 w, ^4 t) S8 MFix Or Repair Daily
5 q% A/ R7 Z6 ?. ]) T4 lFound On Road Dead
' ]- l1 b, F: X8 [% C' L. ?- F8 Y& ]Fast Only Rolling Downhill * d' l' l- e' [, Y$ V
First On Race Day
5 X) F& s" r. \! gFirst On Recall Day 6 c0 n$ B q2 E* x" {$ R
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
3 a! h5 G1 t0 n9 ?Fails On Rainy Days - e6 p% L/ A( C
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
/ ~4 w, Q) D3 U5 eFatally Obese Redneck Driver ; ~+ W* A+ [3 m# S
Fault Of R&D - R! K# V" y! }1 I) x" b8 Z3 m
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
- F& L- ^4 S' A. I/ @8 u5 y5 hFireball On Rear Denting 6 c' h# K: l, o9 v1 Z( F8 o
First On Road to Dump
( V/ P! d) p3 D$ |First On Rust and Deterioration
* p& V: U0 k5 u' l E P6 l( EFix Or Recycle Dilemma
9 @7 {: N9 M0 J* x0 _' n# x3 RFlipping Over Results in Death
$ e% |' C+ p7 D) L7 s+ L) h, u; ]Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
4 C9 Z9 g! {3 [6 S! X9 tFollow Our Rusty Dogsled $ ~3 z* r# j0 B5 t: S# _$ U% h
Foot On Road Decelerates ( |3 M5 u4 ~9 Z/ Z! @$ P
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
" A/ M1 D0 R- o3 _ s8 KFormed Of Rejected DNA $ B$ ?2 u4 x9 V0 n9 V7 P, w
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
0 g- U6 x% w" n, C3 ~Forward Only; Reverse Defective 3 j: V6 I7 g# R1 c) F; @5 S) [
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ; |; y. q, Z% v$ W
Fork Over Repair Dough 7 o t6 I$ D" M0 u8 y9 p) Z' s
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ' Y2 d5 H: J' }
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration " E x1 ?, T! {( \# q
Free Or Reduced Drastically 9 o' Z+ {# B/ C: g
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 d4 Z7 h/ D" S1 x+ Q& k5 P# eFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
7 R$ u7 q7 Z) \4 r% tFunny Old Rattling Dump 1 |# B" V0 L/ O2 `$ S
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 3 u. G; f( V* J5 t# d8 y. M. Y
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA D7 i6 h) {9 o' S+ E, L- e+ O
Found Out-Right Dangerous + j& @7 O* R6 J, y9 c
Future Of Racings Delight " t1 R* t/ p' t) u" I$ a3 F
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
4 M' \* r/ [/ x9 U, x! u4 X(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 8 w1 P7 L% K( F: {$ t
LTD:
, T4 W% e$ A- P+ u: _) K: r8 `* ]Lacks Total Dependability 5 c- ]- F' P' }* Z! b9 M8 t
Lots To Do
9 W3 F2 g& |- ?Looses Transmissions Daily
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$ H: m9 ~* J8 I4 Q OGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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/ _ ^5 q/ D: [! D+ TGeneral Maintenance . w( i& U8 J( k5 m. @1 ^
Great Mistake
0 g# T3 f# s* f) XGarbage Motors
/ d- `9 h! p/ T qGenerally Miserable 1 a T/ |# g' n4 |: N' Z7 |
Grossly Misconceived # j C Y2 g, w# K- F) O
Gluteus Maximus
* D! _& P U; U2 N6 h; RGood Money 6 m$ a4 k6 s8 g: b2 e+ Y6 j
Goofy's Manufacturing
8 l8 w! o9 Q8 G5 P2 K7 S2 EGone Mental
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8 f4 i1 y$ ^+ [; R4 a% ^GMC:
: I9 U) |5 u/ c; {! N% @: q% E/ MGrief & Misery Combined
4 }3 P, [2 m2 R# OGarage Man's Companion
1 z0 I$ Y- ~ o% \9 _5 ^6 X- @" yGotta Mechanic Coming?
8 `$ {. N2 I. v) e% ?Generally Mediocre Cars
8 t. m( _% e& N, R" NGet More Chicks
2 {7 e% n5 |* b+ GGets Mechanics Crazy
7 s% q& i& V: G+ I, ?! @Gods Mechanical Curse
M: A0 r1 e$ ]* a5 F% P/ p- Q* nGot More Crap ! P" j/ z: o3 W
Great Mountain Climber
' \9 ^! g- Q0 `0 Q& UGreat Motor Car 1 p2 ]" V7 H0 D |; o
God Made Chevy
m. p1 V9 `7 L" e, lGood Moron Car : w9 w7 F/ t. Q) q& |
Got Mine Cheap 2 i6 Q" b; |0 C! ^
Get My Checkbook
' d5 c! T5 q' S/ y: T6 @Gone Mad Corp. 7 c% `' W+ P8 w/ ?6 b- d) H1 R5 q4 ?; U
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Gas, Tires, Oil
5 Q: j# O9 W1 g- j- h- K5 g8 C, cGet Tools Out . E; o" X6 [' r1 u1 y {
Get To Onramp
1 c7 l8 @2 n9 K* p) ~$ }Good To Own
4 K* G; f0 M; j7 k4 m# QGet The Others $ t. _- p1 U3 s' w5 U o
Generally Trashed Out
4 S- L' b' |% C! v* D4 `: bGood Time Out $ G1 T: d' p& d0 f
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
, g6 K& ^% B; G2 WHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ; ]: j: } a Y: w- o5 s! M, C
Had One Never Did Again
, Y; o+ m; o, y5 T6 }+ DHang On, Not Done Accelerating E$ y% V& [# R
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
4 S3 T& `* X$ w7 ]Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ( A$ M) s6 Z5 Y
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* r, t# S9 J' ~2 J% vHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? * p# J3 L# j! A; |; V0 E" Z
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ; P% H& Z; b- F7 m
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% b" b' E% S0 ^9 e( EHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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) w3 x/ J/ @; L, [0 Q6 p% JJust Eats Every Part
) I B/ c/ \& Z7 o% n! L$ ^Just Empty Every Pocket % k8 z5 Z9 }7 t+ `; |* u
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
: g- L+ \ ?7 M) K5 J0 M2 DJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
: |. Q- @( G) ~ Y# q. j; pJinxed Engine has Extra Parts `" U0 t% a% W# ~
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Kick It Around
* T' Q* H: H! \$ AKick It Again ) g3 ~& i9 H3 x
Killed In Action / d( m* K1 b6 q6 M$ S2 c1 U# \
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( ~& U+ e0 {9 h. V! L9 ZLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 2 D2 t# R& \2 A" x! }2 @
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MG:
# C/ H5 c# P- T# E' VMoney Guzzler
8 `# T/ W0 B1 x7 z$ o: D, W# cMostly Garaged
: U& E6 e8 P. t7 |! RMajor Goof
0 P R$ i; O& i1 A. E- k) fMGB: Might Go Backwards
6 `( X1 X+ ?. C% n/ L: }& e6 U1 Q9 YMGB: Might Go, But . . . # F+ F6 o4 w3 n9 e' J9 |
MGB: Motor Going Bad
; h7 {: z c- `/ Z& tMGF: Might Go Forward 0 Q& E G1 p; o. y) K, b
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" I* ?' G. Y% NMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
# B. L/ J% B. ^5 N" qMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
2 N; K5 q( B4 p0 OMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
5 X0 a/ J- S' ^! lMost Often Passed At Races , E3 e* j. D$ \' x) p0 g
Mostly Old Parts And Rust , l% v6 P+ C+ w/ @; D6 V3 a! Q
Move Over People Are Racing # j+ W- |8 i. K3 t; A9 r) D% I
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
5 V- y2 V& ^6 z C3 p' eMy Old Pig Ain't Running + w1 G. _, s( n, ^2 g% Q
My Only Problems Are Repairs
9 Y# q( ?' S1 AMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
+ h: C% U; w( p* J; i# X, UMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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w- y5 Q4 u: [# ^MUSTANG: ; W+ p f! I! D' E' w0 H, W q2 g
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ; Z+ `# t g0 V8 }
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go . `* ]" P$ k' n4 c& H" p1 G
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
8 t. g4 x7 q8 x0 B- R& |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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* R( s4 X) b; W7 E; a) P! E, POLDSMOBILE: : G- q4 t. s3 y0 K& F: t
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday n# @& N$ S9 i8 J% z
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 7 q4 V4 P" W+ H
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PINTO:
" S7 y. p* {( K5 I" c+ tPut In Nickel To Operate 3 }0 f+ v* H6 }$ G+ ?4 N
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook / A3 z; {) z" k. H' j; ^' j5 |8 V
Put In New Transmission Often & P, g! R( P" C( c# _ d |
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 5 Z8 B# B" ~2 m% r2 i' P
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PONTIAC: 2 L S7 S( g( }% Q$ J
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
. A( s" e1 A9 j9 uPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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- Y+ s/ V7 M# o( V2 ?PORSCHE:
2 o" \0 }: A1 X; [; a1 T7 _Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
% ]& a" D+ U Q; u. k3 `6 F$ `Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ! m# R$ @" G, @3 I
Send Another Automobile Back ; e, F* P* Z- w6 \) A. T
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 8 _' _* t" k' u0 w/ Y( g
Sad Attempt At Beauty
" K7 E* r# z" K: NSorry Auto, Always Broken
+ ^1 O8 Q7 K i! sShape Appears Ass-Backwards " d$ y6 t2 e }$ o0 k
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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a1 a# j+ \1 n0 o& cTOYOTA:
: P9 o0 q% w- |! y' w7 u- I: ?Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto % Z% @$ {, D I8 k9 O8 w
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
, l! L) l) s8 n( Z# _/ |- cThe One You Ought To Avoid
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; m9 S$ X$ e( k3 zThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
8 e# J5 s1 {, q% w' MTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! $ |4 k) Z; ?6 S0 W6 o0 ~
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% D! F2 p* ?1 `* V NTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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