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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ' \4 E8 s" ~8 U
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ) ^* S, a9 G4 N& j1 e* I8 ?# O$ x
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ; V& [5 t5 d% u
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All Makes Combined
5 F: A0 _( e% k/ UA Major Cost 9 R' x" l5 x. H, @. e. r) }0 V& }9 K& }0 T
A Mutated Car
. h3 I8 W/ a5 y% O! @1 O2 O$ X, mA Morons Car
8 I" i7 E& K6 v2 H( C+ E+ @Another Major Catastrophe + k- R3 {( k7 k1 q: a
A Man's Car ) ?9 X6 v9 g4 f8 L" V6 x' ^' m
A Miss Conception 7 x/ }4 _, b8 T9 ]0 I0 M) j" T% h& j
All Muscle Car 9 E+ R* E) I; z5 p" L6 J# s+ x
All Most Car + x& ], s C+ L9 G/ o5 T
Annoying Mechanics Constantly . o F/ }# E' E+ K2 e; B
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: + i& b% ~( S. V- ?3 R9 z
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented # |/ }" g/ p; f$ p
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence : x0 m* k! Q- b. m2 Z2 B
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 1 @6 Z4 G3 i# C
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention - F- [- t9 G) I6 t4 u8 B8 m6 R
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ; T+ z( I* ?. n; l3 ]0 I9 _* ]. z2 Y
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. % s! r, o8 Y$ j7 H3 K; c* Y
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 0 U) E j' q$ P2 b# V
Big Money Works ! x( u) p9 a8 K& Z
Bought My Wife
: R# z- z6 r; w2 d4 WBrutal Money Waster
7 r1 P1 }6 E9 _$ ?$ y' UBreak My Window 8 ^. n* ^5 z0 g' Q+ H
Break My Windshield ) T* }* t5 k: e2 W
Babbling Mechanical Wench
' ^8 i2 ]2 b; `2 YBeastly Monstrous Wonder
+ N v" w0 f1 ~: n3 [7 @Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels % c! r% Y: ^& H, R% r* u1 D
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
) g5 N' Z- n ~Barely Moving Wreck & N! H6 p7 b! t" E9 h# o* m, j- x
Big Money Waste & M$ [( L" w4 ?* A% M
Big Money. Why? 5 Q4 A- E& E& d" D) R
Big Money Works ; o; D E; M) }2 E* C( K# T) S/ |$ ~
Born Moderately Wealthy
" D( P" `/ C9 X3 ]Breaks Most Wrenches % d w! a( l; \' U
Bring Many Wrenches 2 e7 s8 ? e: g$ g, }$ W/ h) Y6 j8 |
Brings Me Women ' ~% Q3 q9 `& n) c
Brings More Women ; U" c2 l& t) W/ I3 M% Z* W
Broken Money Waster - F; M/ c7 B4 A8 H9 @
Broke My Wallet $ z+ m& [, ]5 t" l7 E( I1 w
Broken Monstrous Wonder
% ^# u- ?; O$ cBumbling Mechanical Wretch ; D, K$ k Q: W( K
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck & v9 D" S/ ~% o, ~
Bavarian Manure Wagon ) }* m" F/ g) r8 o$ T+ [
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; w2 R( p o$ VBUICK:
* Y5 {6 Q7 P0 e' {+ c. CBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
) t6 g! \, x- N, D" N2 |Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ( S& a# q- x; T/ ~- H
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Camaro:
8 c) f- W6 h; ACan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ' B; @. s/ d- s. s4 r+ i
Can't America Make A Real One?
$ Z: S; M. Q( b* x* HChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + ^9 P) f8 y4 _/ t* Z2 o
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often * Y8 r( {7 _ X
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CHEVROLET:
7 e7 {" ]" T0 l5 }. _& ]( ?( `Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
0 o; a9 _, x7 L/ f. P* \2 X" ^Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time % D( c( m/ W9 M$ A5 z2 R
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
! I; ^0 ~0 j$ t$ |; w' W# yConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques , Z5 N) U" c' q2 I) Z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology " M& r4 i0 l4 z R# Z' d
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DODGE:
" T7 `" l0 j8 C: M( MDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* N) K4 R; Q- a8 H: v: LDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ; _$ s5 O' X% q( H% _. s
Dead Old Dog Going East
& s' X0 k5 U- ~Dead On Day Guarantee Expires " C% j4 q/ D" O+ R' e$ K. o
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy % I4 D: N0 m" }( U9 U/ `
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
* V) V" H% _0 C! M& v/ sDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 1 x, z: |$ Q# N# n
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
6 _2 f$ _9 I* C# H6 P8 s' PDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: - w1 J- ?/ X1 g. O8 r7 X. `
Every Day Something Else Leaks 9 r& d: L' v, [, f
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs # E2 I2 W# Q5 ]: x
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
, V/ q+ J6 |! O( UFix It Again, Tony * s C/ b+ p$ |/ a' V- M
Fix It All the Time + M7 e# }- R2 e$ s m
Found In A Toilet
0 v; T" W, H+ Q' d5 S: s. oFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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( z6 ]8 m! p% C" NFORD:
6 z( [- {2 N. {: a% u2 ZFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 3 l4 Z! A, B' ~' J
Fix Or Repair Daily
' O8 s& Y$ \7 R6 mFound On Road Dead . T' e, q! p U3 I! R2 o: I' ?, r
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
: x0 \5 E" _( F4 @First On Race Day 0 l5 p5 H( y6 ^9 A
First On Recall Day
* P3 b# }/ w, I2 _Fabricated Of Refried Dung
6 p8 |2 j4 U) s HFails On Rainy Days
- d3 B/ F; r5 n' r/ \( ?Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 1 u( X1 V. A" |7 w2 E
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
; h- C1 H7 x! B; R! Z# K! P$ gFault Of R&D
4 U1 d0 O0 i5 Y( N. V& R7 H5 _5 ^! _Finally Obsolete Racing Device
' \1 G# K$ t3 k' ^Fireball On Rear Denting
# e5 L' U* X5 ]$ Z' G6 LFirst On Road to Dump & L9 ~2 }6 h/ W7 r7 {9 b2 c( F" ]
First On Rust and Deterioration
$ z/ p) \7 l0 j7 c- ~/ z: I m2 GFix Or Recycle Dilemma
! d% P% T& a. w& a9 {7 w% \Flipping Over Results in Death ( u ^+ [& i4 m- ~; `: X4 Z) T
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
0 U0 q& v, }4 r. D7 o$ f4 ]3 HFollow Our Rusty Dogsled : j- K/ G f2 I8 Q' D, P! j4 n3 Q
Foot On Road Decelerates
: v3 w5 A4 H) DForced On Reluctant Drivers * E* @3 a. ~/ i/ u
Formed Of Rejected DNA : D& K3 @! a. |/ Q
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 9 `% Q/ O) d: c8 \( B; b s
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
0 [+ x9 j! J8 d; LForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
; S% P+ a. G6 g; P4 j2 mFork Over Repair Dough
3 A' ~, `% O, \( U6 U8 KFouled Out Re-done Dodge
& l7 j* K& O; ]- Y- ZFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ' F; b3 Z M. W* m4 Q% _
Free Or Reduced Drastically
4 A/ B3 F$ `0 |! u- b; l3 aFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
9 ~6 d$ @, ~7 E7 M# J& ZFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
3 o' `/ Q6 A& u+ f7 @ hFunny Old Rattling Dump
* s9 }" F8 }" R1 fForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) : q m; R% m2 ^# ^3 A' f% q
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA * a3 {; ~# Z4 U b3 ]1 a
Found Out-Right Dangerous . C. N! t0 _2 A. [
Future Of Racings Delight $ d. F0 h: ]+ I8 r, @ H8 v! C6 a
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot q1 p5 h- B2 w5 U+ ?
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 4 g& c7 _5 V& h1 l
LTD:
" H: P% i# J8 [9 x2 e: n+ MLacks Total Dependability 1 E4 h7 U! g- r0 h& s6 T
Lots To Do
! T3 Q. ?- D9 c4 K+ g, m* SLooses Transmissions Daily 3 l! A# `) [$ J& D
, [4 W; \ j; B* k! C) oGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
1 N8 u/ Z- g* b% N: A6 ?" zGeneral Maintenance
7 Z0 Z6 C# Q6 ^Great Mistake ' L2 W8 n- f6 b U! t# P
Garbage Motors ; i* s {9 K% F, z4 w2 H
Generally Miserable 4 m4 Q! U" _/ R5 O8 y& m
Grossly Misconceived . X' K% p0 C* ^0 z" V9 C2 ^
Gluteus Maximus
( s9 q- j; D3 {; D5 ]- g" PGood Money 1 G( o1 m9 c. [6 X, N
Goofy's Manufacturing
/ M& s. L/ V/ i# wGone Mental
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GMC: 5 K2 M$ A. e, [' [, o9 R p+ p! y9 Z4 m
Grief & Misery Combined , q K2 H6 d0 M5 ?" p( i
Garage Man's Companion * }$ k0 f( y& m! S9 g
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
4 ]$ M! l. e ]- _# DGenerally Mediocre Cars
8 Q$ K* P+ V* A+ n* D/ {- rGet More Chicks
" I% W6 O2 R3 X' nGets Mechanics Crazy
8 T9 U/ P) P& N3 x9 [5 SGods Mechanical Curse
$ W* R4 E L1 r( D7 w& QGot More Crap ! O3 E4 k1 U1 I1 x
Great Mountain Climber . }8 O% r* Y \; P3 x- n9 i( ^ o$ h. c# y
Great Motor Car 3 l& P" J* T7 |! z1 y
God Made Chevy
X. U5 Z5 z$ b: e( w8 XGood Moron Car 6 x6 C. E W# c3 \" X
Got Mine Cheap 7 M C- q" F$ Z/ n& M8 a
Get My Checkbook
: ~& g! | [* ~; X) V- e& LGone Mad Corp.
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- c; J2 ~3 i5 I% XGas, Tires, Oil 8 g, r: R) Q4 W. D- ^2 K* A: }
Get Tools Out
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5 v* y' s% a3 a! Y# FGood To Own ; k+ K; j' @+ T& Y$ ]3 W
Get The Others / p4 T s- K* p& j8 k2 J7 x
Generally Trashed Out 8 i. B. s- N3 H, H: R
Good Time Out 7 |5 s4 D! L# g
Gone To Overdrive # }! A" k1 t2 h% m/ T' a1 T
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 3 C1 j. I1 T8 b: j
Had One Never Did Again
* b. f A1 l" x8 {' L% [1 N! LHang On, Not Done Accelerating / \/ q/ _4 n% i9 v
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
6 ]& d9 _3 @$ |7 v! |0 o( EHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 4 o- X7 d. K4 I0 _" Q
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
! D5 k) y# R/ ]1 j- I5 h2 zHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # r! K, S& i/ j1 W( [3 J
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 Q% U$ z9 C% r7 x* Y# f6 Y) r
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7 d1 |$ g. S5 J) I8 {: n0 n' {HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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Just Eats Every Part 3 G5 A% r6 Q% [6 C' U# T
Just Empty Every Pocket " l) e$ m- y$ k8 S
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ( H1 e$ b$ f; W) j1 |
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 8 b6 W8 t. D0 q
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: 8 ^- A4 X1 n6 [' B q
Kick It Around : M6 G, U, q$ V/ d" ~2 z+ o
Kick It Again - T. l2 {( ]# D/ S! c9 Q; U
Killed In Action
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& N7 W0 l* o' Z$ k! c2 k$ BLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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4 u0 H" N! a+ {4 \MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along * L' |: N3 ~3 |# P! s
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K) ~$ Q0 O8 h* p& {2 v [Money Guzzler
2 F, N8 W: K/ w$ {2 _Mostly Garaged . h7 w7 @: @1 A. m9 L( r1 q, t ^
Major Goof # n; e5 L: `0 b3 l6 k5 j7 K* h" P
MGB: Might Go Backwards 0 N4 p; e$ G. N8 F
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
b1 r, u2 g$ [8 m, t5 W3 W3 EMGB: Motor Going Bad
6 q' v2 K% f0 t/ R$ YMGF: Might Go Forward 3 L! I8 ?8 L: r- S- E6 }
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
: K, m- ^' ?5 y7 {Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
% J# \/ n5 x% K1 I5 W6 V1 v8 }Most Often Passed At Races
% X% Y, T1 F" E4 l m: tMostly Old Parts And Rust
; H4 N- u7 I4 r( |! q/ s" nMove Over People Are Racing : D3 ~0 M8 l2 v' o$ ?
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 1 R2 Y) s; B/ {; O+ T
My Old Pig Ain't Running
( J U5 G) |" XMy Only Problems Are Repairs
9 Q% Y4 b0 U! s' E. |Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement , \) K& }0 |' ^# P& L
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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2 ^. g9 X" I3 x# KMUSTANG: % J- ], k( C, X; K% v9 H) H+ c
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
3 g4 z' ?, B# U4 `+ a' ~2 JMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
, o p3 q5 G3 k1 A9 cMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 5 Q4 L& u0 h7 i
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 7 d' y. M9 a0 B. z! d$ ?+ n( d
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" ?% X! F1 x# e7 b# ?( gOLDSMOBILE: ; {# ?1 V' [- U3 e8 b& y( |
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
+ O) o: X, J; Q. j$ mOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment . r, P9 `& f8 M5 K9 q
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5 I) ~ m' V4 _, r' `' [& @6 KPINTO:
7 t; |! [/ h, }4 g/ G$ w" r4 XPut In Nickel To Operate
2 Q4 N* @% s8 k- aPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
& M% a* G1 E: f- A- \( w) R5 oPut In New Transmission Often ) N/ K# I9 f6 N* d8 m
Pushed In Neutral Too Often , ~6 l% j8 H% N% ], ~. k
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/ V a. u+ o: }0 C: BPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # u2 i1 O! p. l! I: {# u
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: ! B( J# U% Q+ q: Q6 U) v8 H% r
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ! E& e" j" y. ^: J2 u/ [6 [
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough - z8 ?1 k& J2 G1 A3 u0 n' Y% t
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Send Another Automobile Back
1 H E9 n* Q- B! {& m' f/ ?Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
& m8 _! T& f! d, B% LSad Attempt At Beauty
$ Y0 {( I, ~) c& ^0 GSorry Auto, Always Broken
7 ~2 h2 j- {5 L [& SShape Appears Ass-Backwards " a7 `6 j/ O3 ]% A! _4 [
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9 J0 c# X2 y M* q$ lSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually : ]5 `/ Y+ S: K3 c
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TOYOTA:
- p# @+ O- z9 d* jToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ( Y* a# ]" K: s- m- H8 }
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 x$ o0 W! _4 n) M
The One You Ought To Avoid
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' M8 H4 h1 Y. o' ]2 m$ b# T' ~This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ( h, _: e5 ?( x" a- ^# V: m7 t; s
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required ' H' ]( b k+ @$ c4 m
1 D2 @% V) i: K& A% t# l a9 tVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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