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ACURA:
; x4 Q( U- w% l3 b7 @Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC:
1 }- ?. }7 ?+ \+ R _: U5 Z& @All Makes Combined
8 J3 i+ Q: f5 Y7 [5 R. X$ c& xA Major Cost
) x) q+ Q4 @& {1 D/ C5 o/ N4 H3 NA Mutated Car
R+ j2 }, i" h- UA Morons Car
! r% @# g! W- t2 uAnother Major Catastrophe
7 _: d0 S/ ^# Y2 ?+ E3 hA Man's Car ' ^) |; w$ c# h
A Miss Conception 9 g9 l+ S/ B) H. h7 @
All Muscle Car
% l& M) \7 ~% f% bAll Most Car
! p: n; t3 g( }! _' l$ XAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ! E- }9 \2 o, P3 \3 I
Automotive Mental Cruelty 2 M- l7 \" ?: c M
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented : Z3 X( F2 [ |3 t* G
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence " P4 @9 }/ D# l( o0 x* _
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; f8 w" z) F1 N5 u4 U2 SAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 9 Y6 m9 F* ?5 a* D6 J l& l4 ~% c: S
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence * o( [2 I, B- E; j, h9 u0 _9 A
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. & S9 O. ]8 u m6 h0 X. N7 O
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: ' A1 N0 y. k' m+ [7 @- Y
Big Money Works
, m1 k# @$ s. M! Q% ?Bought My Wife
& g+ j* q, q# P, R% E+ UBrutal Money Waster 2 b! q8 T `1 @
Break My Window
$ n4 y) r& g/ s. rBreak My Windshield 5 H$ v9 \) e8 y( V( V' }8 W& S
Babbling Mechanical Wench . K8 q/ D" R2 t. n
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
0 a7 g* m) b# _2 \Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 1 L. l8 [" a# n% P4 y
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
, A: ?/ A# a- X4 \" X$ lBarely Moving Wreck
. j Q( z8 D, t8 J& ~" @Big Money Waste
! N9 i& z$ {: O7 T! C+ T* H l7 GBig Money. Why?
/ t* B' J5 g- D5 o, d3 `0 |Big Money Works
* z0 o! @4 D# @Born Moderately Wealthy
+ ^( L0 F- `- o' y/ ^# f) MBreaks Most Wrenches
, h, }2 k& ?% W7 o. e: [Bring Many Wrenches & a) s4 c V2 D. O% |2 g4 Q0 D' } \, P
Brings Me Women ) s5 T( c' L5 x
Brings More Women P$ V5 }1 R) V" s) y* T
Broken Money Waster ! C8 j, X4 x, U
Broke My Wallet 9 J( U" J$ w( L0 B; t
Broken Monstrous Wonder
" f4 I8 a; k8 q: C; l5 Y3 L6 C: H5 @Bumbling Mechanical Wretch v' \" A2 V V8 A/ K+ e4 P$ C, @# b
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ( e2 H7 v9 ], e8 e! o' b4 G
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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8 z+ c, M" @$ o( J. B. L, BBUICK:
1 E- b' s6 X% r% ABig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
, x/ P% H# O5 t( ]: H( kBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King * d; y2 r$ s0 o. {2 U
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( O5 |$ i/ z4 \6 ICamaro: ' l+ _# m6 ^ b% ]
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? R! f, s3 E$ P. h- M k6 U4 h
Can't America Make A Real One? * _2 w0 G% l8 @2 _: w
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ( ^! }8 M% e6 q( a% h/ A. D
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 3 U3 A! P1 ?% n2 O) W7 Q1 @, _
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CHEVROLET:
8 D. d# a4 t4 Y8 ~' ZCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
1 p+ a8 z8 Q( W- xCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
8 s/ r4 t0 \& O$ |Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
1 l/ _5 [# {1 @Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques - w9 \1 [" }5 q
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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( u5 f! Z! \% r/ yDODGE: # x0 _* F& b/ K. n. u8 {
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
# t/ S( s% q4 t8 R% Y y/ @2 mDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
# H9 W3 `7 A/ h( K( RDead Old Dog Going East
, u8 M( q- f5 I; r* @Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
" l+ L9 A0 t1 m" U* N' vDead On Delivery, Go Easy
! c) _/ _4 q5 @+ Z6 \Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired - p6 D( a/ k1 j1 _9 O( F4 d+ Q
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! V0 n5 X$ {% d7 oDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
7 }1 C0 h0 z& I* P, ~Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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; x$ c. I5 h9 v4 v( yEvery Day Something Else Leaks 4 ?% z2 z" V2 z" C
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 3 U% M; v9 e$ ~0 E, M# t3 ]
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 0 r. D9 r$ S9 E( F
Fix It Again, Tony
0 s# a8 w6 n) FFix It All the Time " w2 @4 u( M; d( q: ?; e0 @, {
Found In A Toilet
" \* F5 k/ R* x; X7 BFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
, e) }8 R5 o$ X- {/ x4 m& ~- mFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge $ n3 v+ d# N. c0 c! d7 H3 n1 \
Fix Or Repair Daily 2 w1 B6 D5 B$ M* d' w) n9 V( T! n( M
Found On Road Dead
4 o0 B! ?6 \( }% D( A- \- O% p }Fast Only Rolling Downhill
3 v: B6 [) u0 |' K7 DFirst On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
8 ~/ ?, m6 R( |$ k/ j* VFails On Rainy Days
+ I# j6 q/ d1 r* ^7 B/ ^; L2 U; g0 JFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
2 K. Z, ?6 N# o" iFatally Obese Redneck Driver
9 b: ~6 m2 _5 V* s" t# YFault Of R&D ) x0 J" R/ w B- @+ S# }3 Q9 v5 G
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
. Y' Y% i3 Q* P7 h7 G$ `8 ?# dFireball On Rear Denting
% K% L5 [% X' X! ^First On Road to Dump % a3 L' F2 z0 B4 r( n
First On Rust and Deterioration " m Z+ g1 z/ O/ e' K
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Z" j9 _! U- DFlipping Over Results in Death
& W* p4 P Y0 S' v |Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
6 S! p0 t2 w* ^" T7 FFollow Our Rusty Dogsled , B. \* b0 U1 o
Foot On Road Decelerates
4 V& R+ R8 ^: r) T, oForced On Reluctant Drivers
+ S \/ A& t F2 L& YFormed Of Rejected DNA " J5 S* ~% C3 Y4 F; |3 r
Forwarded Once; Return Denied : {& }% Q% I1 k8 I) O
Forward Only; Reverse Defective % g$ I7 n; u( x& n, N+ d
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin / v( ?/ K: Y7 g" `2 q
Fork Over Repair Dough
/ W0 h' @1 N. N/ vFouled Out Re-done Dodge
7 f1 u& w6 w( k& s( H4 ~7 CFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
4 ]" q: P* t6 C9 h* DFree Or Reduced Drastically
4 Q; v: x( s( P" F+ l3 U+ PFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ( x2 f( G- q% _$ J
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 4 `6 B* |; k3 W! p3 l) g% N
Funny Old Rattling Dump ( _1 X( \* ~# _ J: f% B- k; @2 |: _; D
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
" N, ~, g$ R% R( k5 ZFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
$ \2 P* {) x3 A* ~8 oFound Out-Right Dangerous
( |" j: }; V- sFuture Of Racings Delight
% m8 I/ f2 y; p: y' n9 {0 Q7 q(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
' F9 x/ x/ R5 W; X6 Z(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ! t( `4 p8 @, o* l& t4 ?" P
LTD:
: H8 n7 ?( y' T# ^Lacks Total Dependability : C9 J, u. B0 i+ ~& V9 ?* o
Lots To Do
9 K1 x8 I* V$ e7 zLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
3 p, y/ a1 X( {9 `4 TGreat Mistake , W+ b+ @; N9 ?4 A, u
Garbage Motors
( B9 i# t, z) B! oGenerally Miserable
0 V1 h- Y+ h1 X5 a% M- rGrossly Misconceived
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Good Money U3 s5 D! r8 W& x, u' y* B: i
Goofy's Manufacturing
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Grief & Misery Combined
# B9 r- G+ h1 s9 Z( [* s. ?( ~% X" W& |Garage Man's Companion
$ V& d" \3 ~5 y+ hGotta Mechanic Coming?
- ]2 K8 ^3 d# |3 a4 T1 A: aGenerally Mediocre Cars / ~5 ]; z. q. G' g. S7 W7 @
Get More Chicks
: p$ h7 H7 w: d9 @Gets Mechanics Crazy 6 G- U. T. o1 A3 q' S
Gods Mechanical Curse . @- r2 d9 k% Q, c" N5 E7 q* s, z
Got More Crap
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Great Motor Car 6 U: ~7 c* O9 V7 w9 u; k
God Made Chevy
. |7 P6 D) b3 p: I$ A3 U9 uGood Moron Car 8 I, \2 W# ?) ]# Q e0 w
Got Mine Cheap 5 Z6 E9 u. h7 Z0 j
Get My Checkbook % `) J) w3 s) c( e1 d3 l
Gone Mad Corp. 2 d" y: }2 V) O
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2 h1 [% X1 y8 tGas, Tires, Oil
' L2 x( u, e- e+ iGet Tools Out + j+ ~( Y0 q2 c$ J z; g
Get To Onramp
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Get The Others / d' S3 X' k( ~+ @. g' C ~
Generally Trashed Out
5 h8 Q1 N* e3 f A) F) Y3 Y" y3 \8 t* E5 ^Good Time Out
$ a) J! u3 }* fGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
3 z! {% N& A3 Y: }/ Z7 P; w9 RHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything + U- Z4 y6 ]) \3 [ x( R- o
Had One Never Did Again
1 O' X1 r4 I. |. B/ y! z" g3 j3 @5 }Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
7 i4 u p7 a4 H; WHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
9 N5 v3 Z* a+ C4 z, A' AHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 6 B8 n1 }3 g0 u) Y9 r
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
+ z6 k6 F7 w- v! d( U. J* t7 h* a( ?How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # u0 H% T6 a4 w% U
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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$ I' z( |9 L. v* e9 Q" ?3 p; u; XJEEP:
9 }4 h( I! p+ X6 YJust Eats Every Part
8 A x8 X7 }7 m# @0 G" h% U' r: yJust Empty Every Pocket # e% O$ Y, k2 ]! H; ~
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 7 M1 L3 f% C0 t& A/ f& n
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
9 ~: u$ [- S. c* o$ `. `Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
1 A7 X) z: T* w XKick It Around O, A! ?5 I( t- `7 R5 `1 `$ c
Kick It Again
/ _5 O: ?8 s; K5 \Killed In Action
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$ D, T0 E, j) jLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ E* O, Q3 U3 ~; q
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% {) ]) F* A4 L- m. ~0 OMoney Guzzler ; B! _( A; a9 c9 S; b, S* U
Mostly Garaged
4 \7 e3 F1 `, Y8 X3 {( F- |Major Goof 1 `" t) ?0 f) g8 W* q. C
MGB: Might Go Backwards " R5 y% G, F' X j7 c3 V
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
/ h0 r) ^# x0 K% gMGB: Motor Going Bad
* l9 ^4 y/ M; O- `$ v3 B* rMGF: Might Go Forward
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6 ?$ |7 Y$ {% LMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 6 k0 f8 X5 y5 r& f8 K g
; F7 n$ w& i; @* V# ~MOPAR ) E' d& O7 r0 K2 t
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 6 g! N, ^$ B0 y& m$ a* M2 Q5 b
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ) Q! v3 H& D& o8 _5 {4 ~3 f
Most Often Passed At Races : g: T8 Q: a1 U/ U) X
Mostly Old Parts And Rust ; W. k( @/ R' B: M
Move Over People Are Racing 3 U$ p& y3 F6 m$ P' A
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly . Y B" y! f: s
My Old Pig Ain't Running
0 p) S( G0 Z; _My Only Problems Are Repairs
% ]: w" Q* d& U7 X1 J0 K7 Z- ^Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement : t* Q z( X) S( H( [2 X( h$ ]
More Often Parts Are Replaced 2 N Y5 m! i6 k+ G
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7 t( ^* N$ ~, x; s. d) MMUSTANG:
& h) k" n4 O# t: Q' F" FMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 9 h3 y& h/ u* X& N8 x$ u
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go $ f( y, w8 ~! d1 w: @5 w9 V
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go " g% N/ }+ ?. d3 s5 o
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ) Y9 {' |4 p$ M
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OLDSMOBILE:
+ ^$ y% s2 f6 \# ~Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday : {( c+ K" L* f3 n( R' X
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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4 {. e3 w: r6 k! cPut In Nickel To Operate 8 _- F, {3 M7 ^; k; F
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
& L# ~1 F$ _9 s9 ?Put In New Transmission Often
$ ?. R/ w( G: V- LPushed In Neutral Too Often " ^/ I( j& {$ f
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PONTIAC: 2 ]+ C z5 G5 v* k7 J- L4 F
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ) y; L' n$ a/ ~6 F! x* a
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac " Z7 J7 C% N: G# p, j q
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9 X: r! [7 ^: y- A# k/ dPORSCHE: % I7 g2 S2 [2 N# K8 ]
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything : P$ E7 q, ?6 O4 Z3 K9 ?8 N
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . f; T8 S' k& L" g' T; L) W
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SAAB:
* Q: L2 S5 f& R: J6 K6 m2 wSend Another Automobile Back
+ }; }$ O( p# [ RSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
* Z/ L1 b1 _5 f, |# L0 @; o4 YSad Attempt At Beauty
& H, t+ r, m# k9 w4 i" cSorry Auto, Always Broken ' D7 s7 n3 O7 |% ]1 }5 t. e; j
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
' Q8 e: P( D7 t/ Q& v9 M3 K' w' vTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass " q# I( ^/ O. O; r* P! p
The One You Ought To Avoid ; B6 M6 }0 A" r8 w
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TRIUMPH:
! H; N; v: ?9 R5 \! T4 eThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # t2 G1 ~( T( w
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! * L$ Y* B- S' ^/ Z u
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9 V! Z8 @/ K5 {) [TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
4 W: x9 W" C: [) A0 ^Vintage Wreck + ^5 N( [, q8 m) M2 i
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