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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 6 J3 C0 W+ P7 g% V; s) x1 V
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 1 ^; U2 G$ n% e5 _6 Y; R
4 ^/ r3 |) P$ c# l8 i( C7 YThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 7 {0 ~% \$ p! ]9 U7 Z1 [
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 7 ]4 e6 f9 } Z7 M. z6 ]9 {
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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