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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought; d, T: n5 O- ?! F Y. X
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called' D( y. Z& H, @7 a, K" Z }2 g m
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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7 j8 o5 F6 P9 Y2 K+ }# bHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,3 q" G( j2 w& N) S& _- X) A7 L3 g6 P
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,1 c/ u. s: O# B' S6 S
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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$ q7 u& I( r. S. oThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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4 Q7 l* P( [& s3 U) jThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"; x. I. u4 `, o! _' A5 ]$ M# U
' _' J5 t1 R7 s) {: P: w* LNo response.
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; [9 i& |/ i7 y6 W+ QSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
$ s/ `/ j) |; G- z* O2 }, D2 urepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' F9 x- p% l4 S9 e, U- s1 g
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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, O7 p% D/ v: e$ @Again he gets no response.$ r" j( z* ?& v# A
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 8 ^3 j1 F6 \/ ^/ h/ c. ]
for dinner?" Again there is no response.: a9 I) k! V9 q% T* {7 b
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) h {& U! p+ A/ S# X3 M(I just love this)
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1 I* @ A6 K1 y"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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