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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought/ H) [, c4 u; k' X& o; T, v$ f) j
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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H9 [ d! [) Z. V1 Z! wThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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, E$ Z9 z5 Y% F9 ?7 L2 m1 }Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."+ w) o' |1 y$ q! n' s4 c
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the9 S+ O3 |( ~- S4 W$ U$ o
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."2 F9 F8 r* C3 g# g+ e9 u
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"0 F6 t$ e) T( Z! d, Z
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and7 i+ O1 O2 |. {- H. r
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.. b, s7 T- d: {! I+ ~% P
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.! r! P/ o1 Y" q0 Y
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)
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' p( V/ o: Z" _+ T! X% X/ M+ z- Y"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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