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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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! w  H% U0 Z4 J4 n/ CThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could5 @/ C, z. q7 q, J1 o
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.- f6 S# ?+ h7 @+ r; U
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 j1 Z  S* b+ W; ?  H3 N9 g
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,7 u7 P+ r+ T0 d+ \
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."' E2 G4 _5 f( e# W  Y9 a$ b

6 k  f+ `/ c, m9 R$ p( y1 g/ nThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ n, ~% \* n7 B/ n9 ~7 |2 E
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
; s7 g  _0 F0 E, f. ~$ EThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.$ Q- i! f# p! e, E/ ?, ]
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
0 o5 e' R/ H" W% g- r# x" Srepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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* G0 u- C% `0 c6 D$ t: VStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response." O& R8 e0 g" m/ U  Z/ [. Q
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
4 y3 K( P0 J; Hfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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! Z1 N8 ~0 R# e1 L( qSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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