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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought0 B) i. x4 V" a& t5 J9 ]; ~2 g
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called. S3 q" m" }- p8 f- h9 }9 R
the family doctor to discuss the problem.& S; y. A/ T- n4 O9 n2 R* t9 K
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could4 ]. Z/ v: n5 \5 k# m2 h. Y  Z- i
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,9 P- e. ?" u, y5 Z
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,1 a4 f) b& x, K
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."% ^2 ^0 z- X) Y0 q8 ?

+ g% s$ J0 B) b; cThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the" w* p, K( r( v3 S1 Z) e" Z
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
  j: ]& ]  |9 S! ^8 b+ f0 }Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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4 p& E3 R9 }+ Y" d+ @  ONo response.* H3 F' Q$ A3 ?; k1 K
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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& i  n8 d) E( l7 u' eStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.2 ]8 w! D3 s& S8 x2 X% R0 Y

4 {: H! q- m+ W+ \So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
: Y3 G, F4 \" P2 ^2 afor dinner?" Again there is no response.; u- O% S- E0 N7 C/ L: ]

1 _% W" _1 }. ^8 gSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"* z4 ]6 g3 z3 D: e0 ?5 T: \
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