The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

, c4 J* V8 ]; `- O( D5 vThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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3 T! `# d- i7 ^, D: U" j$ j9 wThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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- ~. f1 l- Q  V: q5 AThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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$ |4 t2 r3 w6 l* b6 hThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

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