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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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7 g* h) a8 B6 T% AThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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" I# l0 |6 V: W& ?* U) WThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.+ b0 {+ O- q7 d( o7 p" Z* n, Y
9 g0 K8 |( O4 s0 B' C. t! LThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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2 U: w6 | e" \ { q: h; Q7 FWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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8 ^2 V0 d0 q. A( I6 wThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.; m# P" U8 N; H( L4 X
5 Q2 Q' }% F1 U" L+ fThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."+ u+ x2 q1 U5 G* K
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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