The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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* [$ u- H8 \8 g0 WThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

, p* P6 w2 g( H8 Y& ?" c- }. e: |The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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3 a8 T* _3 f: S6 OThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

2 P2 G. q2 _+ I+ r' a6 x/ QThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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+ {% \$ P% x( Z( CBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

& s( y/ k' y4 c2 m* E  D“Case Dismissed”

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