An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra _ J; k9 `; ~+ k & X" z& G$ U6 p0 V/ w0 Z'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'5 ?, l. z6 \: n& X0 H8 o/ ]
- u# S9 b7 U( w'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '* G/ {* T) Y$ S9 o S, g
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 U; O# t% L1 R ]8 F$ b2 w- b. D
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ! o7 |- K9 l* i1 j1 W. R5 ?3 e8 B% x- k% k
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'