An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra : r/ l( k* |2 L. b7 C" [; a2 S
J- t5 Z l6 e4 ['Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'% D j! k; y4 y9 J, \
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 5 _& j& l' w" E. \) }/ m& i1 K R+ w+ [8 [
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' # D% n/ B+ o K: B % Q" Y7 c9 d) \: S4 O, J6 a
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 F8 b M% b" f1 c
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'