An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra # ]4 r d" ]: Q& Z! D- R9 f( H5 r1 S5 i2 ~8 V9 M( O, H& [/ b6 Y. l
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 3 b5 f6 B' r$ l : w! a! s8 P3 f9 Q' P
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' + x9 m1 n9 p9 s6 e$ t( V, C: r$ D O& d7 Q+ c4 v
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' % Y8 U i+ I$ c5 r$ ~5 ]: q 3 Z& w' z/ W$ i( _'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 \6 `+ l; B8 Q) o2 t* t9 ^7 D # p8 _1 S) k( O( ^; MI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'