An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 X8 l1 t0 }" I5 s1 |6 G
/ [* p3 z" C/ V& n'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 `+ J o& t: U3 z; |, P) R/ V5 V
' n J, W8 T# M2 r% h'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '9 F. n s) ~; A, n3 ^( H0 }! A0 _( f
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '3 N7 `( D5 @ k8 }0 t
# G0 n& w; h0 e! t' b6 n. g: Z'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 p4 { N# j% _- C ~& T2 q$ l7 V1 |4 a$ M% q& e: T+ F
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'