An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 0 l5 W/ k( K2 E9 f3 v
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'# p+ {8 k$ R: s- G) z" n- s- K
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '( N# n+ E& `7 V! ~
6 ^4 ]! C. R. G6 c7 s8 u5 Xbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 6 l7 A7 F; j5 o % q$ h; m& g% D! g1 H$ p'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 z$ m9 f0 s% R0 g5 {8 s; w. I
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'