An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - `0 p7 z! D4 P E
( b2 x& @5 A' J2 f& W. \: |4 v'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' : S2 l& p% a1 t! W& j) [& | - v7 p: U e* v
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 9 y2 q3 m+ M$ n% K, B+ ^" p$ X/ s$ c$ Z0 [3 b9 Z
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '2 f( j' e7 }. J
% B; T& B; m0 N/ }) f. w \% v. {'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. $ v. H4 ]5 N) p A9 x% v6 B' L) d' ?: b4 i: n4 W. @
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'