BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

4 H- q/ k. v( m) T8 C6 ?  dbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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! T7 i8 t, t7 n5 B'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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