BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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3 Z& w' z/ W$ i( _'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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# p8 _1 S) k( O( ^; MI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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