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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
; f. f' ?4 G9 d1 ~, ]/ pAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
: t; w: P2 y2 l5 T9 O0 R3 w'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.- @" }3 A2 Y w$ r9 ?% G$ i
5 P. D) K6 ^; ZWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.0 y* R' K9 c4 V# X; H
0 V4 E2 T* Y9 D& S$ `+ ?& nThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
* N- e0 n0 e* O/ UThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 P2 @; q- a" a- W& g/ r) ^7 k0 L
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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