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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure./ [+ S) s9 \& i3 R( k7 \
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' b* R* @# n- q. F9 i3 R ]! P
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t+ }' V) _7 y. b'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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q2 n' ]5 v( f: m+ FWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.! n! G7 g+ A* b
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.; Y+ G" k4 y1 @* Z: x6 L
9 }# Y9 e4 n7 WThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') w9 S- ]' Y5 c0 i
0 k$ X! P/ r" bSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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