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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.1 S0 |, m) ]' Q- R. A% I; h& ?4 k3 K
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
, M$ A& ~, ?' o e'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.& P3 U; v7 s% G2 ?
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 G$ y4 ?5 s) \0 R8 P' g J: M
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did./ c7 q# o" S d, E4 r( G
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.6 y% Y# \( s6 V7 {+ o: g. ^
0 Y; C. W4 ^ ?9 YThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; V, c+ x) S- j- W4 x1 O
$ @1 c$ ?( b& {, vSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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