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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 K' b2 d F( x) a+ W% \5 b) C$ ?
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'. ~2 e$ u; t; \/ M
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The Cowboy says: ; d/ z- I2 Y: b; K- p' k
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.- ^3 x) e2 V/ `( c. k; C
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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; r1 y" _% v* V2 f8 |7 z3 E3 kThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# ~" g6 L- I* E) E2 k! F
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.. J7 K: ], M! o3 K, P
9 m, w2 b" q8 h3 U/ p: T# O9 }Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.', e0 W2 |' d8 E) Y
/ d8 f3 `+ h: @0 N& OSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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