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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 k1 D: ^) {- C6 k
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'4 K+ K U f: o: ]6 c, S) O& q
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The Cowboy says: + R k* W w; K3 h
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.( `9 n! r. A& }+ c0 j% ^+ t" U
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 |3 R- y* o) fThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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7 R% R+ |" l) ]) P3 D7 J- j8 vThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') J* e' d c# u/ x0 ?5 i
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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