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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.0 B) B1 k+ }0 u3 f+ G! S: _7 W
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."* T& e# L" D, |0 `' f6 d4 h5 U
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."/ L2 b1 b# C/ D/ X6 b$ F. h% g+ k5 J
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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