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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
( H- i' j2 Q5 b( k) \"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..." j+ k- A, E! o7 V! t, j6 H
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."- X" I! ~6 _3 V1 w9 d+ ~
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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