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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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, p- X& j- `" Y2 N- kTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% u' Q! P9 }; m! w: g0 U4 L4 c3 v
CLASS: Maria.
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& \9 {$ m* [6 D9 lTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - ?3 D- E7 [ x2 S& c. V- b T% W
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: @8 o2 K% l. A& ~2 X# @TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 }( B/ _+ o/ Q. m, n! r) X
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 y ~4 p9 P3 V* }9 e. p) M3 d
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 C9 u3 n. ]$ M( b. y9 y: YGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ Z( A3 q( o1 A) I+ n8 m" P
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* B8 E7 C3 l2 M( I( c0 V0 MDONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 t% ^ \" t& a# h
TEACHER: What are you talking about?1 G2 r- I$ M1 v8 D$ X) }0 S" P
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 @ D" ]0 O$ i/ p
WINNIE: Me!% k3 o$ f% @! M) N/ u5 j0 i4 T5 W
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: e5 |" B, i! QTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ P3 _% f; j( c2 OGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.9 [3 s8 N0 F4 M" y
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 N' H5 {! U: v2 Y( h! Q! a
MILLIE: I is..: y6 o9 y5 \4 F0 {, F
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 ?1 m5 h1 Q7 {2 J# m/ j, [, _MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 w9 k8 V. n, j( J9 k7 \TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 z) A% J5 ?9 v5 R' a0 }; i0 YLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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& U! {3 q; n% t0 k7 Y4 {% ]+ iTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 o& s0 ]5 I) ` {0 Z. O" e
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# @) E' m. l6 i3 o9 M0 q3 W+ i* \
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0 Z4 n: a( @; Q9 Q8 ]" W* ATEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& v' t9 M) f% {" b8 c, r
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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( l, h" Y0 L) J! n0 q$ u+ bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ I, d4 ~7 `8 S8 k1 @! A0 ~0 M* }
HAROLD: A teacher
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