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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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' l- J# k; N$ X: j/ y, R& TTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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& L8 C9 w }' a+ Y8 T, K7 v+ CTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; z7 L2 \* r# N5 ^% K
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) q+ V; c. ~; `0 I
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ ]# x! f" L" xGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ f7 j7 t/ X4 z: t+ b* p$ t
TEACHER: No, that's wrong% J- [7 W0 X, K1 h( i
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& |; R" y( D( E$ Q$ Q$ M7 x7 MTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 |" ^! I: B4 A( E
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 I3 s* ^1 H0 ~0 b3 I+ C
TEACHER: What are you talking about?+ V0 g9 h- a ~ L1 }; L* G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ h6 _% S. \% C' H
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+ c3 v* w7 L" G. A" m' eTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& B. `! Z7 |# T, Y: QWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 \: K9 c, q; D& T1 X9 z3 d2 ]GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, _, i! b ^& sTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 i: v) s! [6 e. Y; O1 p4 h- mMILLIE: I is..4 e0 B( {) s. U: I, N: j
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, f, C' ?9 M( a1 bMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# U0 f, q7 X4 n# w" B$ C0 C( ]
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ ]* e) Q2 i! L2 @* _
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 G$ Z+ R! U* n$ [) t; p3 [0 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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) u* o, b9 U3 f; x3 }. [" ~& mTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 P9 y s3 w; T( @3 k
HAROLD: A teacher
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