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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - Z! t1 {4 C- K. X+ ^6 P
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 n$ I! K0 A/ H P
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 `6 S' b% U7 K& f( @3 L# LGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( T9 u4 {9 S2 c" i+ J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# @, K {1 o, R: V* hGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., a* ~, Q# N4 O0 K" D
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& }$ A* t. b1 S, aDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
1 h% {+ T& j/ Y* {4 v, M0 p0 nTEACHER: What are you talking about?3 {' c0 U T W( u l
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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L% M- a1 Y7 K8 k7 _1 M( ~TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. J# q* ^: L( F$ J1 l; f
WINNIE: Me!
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4 i3 z# a3 ^ I' F4 ITEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, N; I7 D! w1 b8 b7 t
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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2 x% t9 \9 ^1 YTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# G' I& q4 `0 W! g O( X
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 5 m4 ^- C' Z& P# I! G
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' Y5 h5 j2 p/ |$ |) i
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & P4 h2 R9 `5 q6 K% ~2 v
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- I$ }, B. x% r& D! V0 v+ ?6 GTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 b& r8 c9 d/ S0 }2 A9 H' |SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 H7 b0 a) x/ O
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ w+ v2 I5 T x! w; qCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.0 E; V2 E9 \0 J8 X S- T
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1 L9 _& `4 y! k/ ATEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ G/ E# c# K, ]HAROLD: A teacher
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