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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." I1 H7 ]4 E4 ? E. v8 T
MARIA: Here it is.: J( L, U1 d& U6 j! b
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 R x! D' ^; G5 B3 O: _; L- \6 b
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ M+ ~: n8 E1 M$ g! l; g
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') A0 W1 V3 `# ~8 h! s, V- g4 {) E& ~
TEACHER: No, that's wrong X) Z9 q+ ^9 i
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ X$ K; B+ j+ b* d" Z) }' }
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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& _ u0 l3 |& sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 [) s7 L: L9 i$ P4 aTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; s7 j$ v; {- w
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' [. V. u$ o% ?+ @* f4 f; E3 @( JGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' f R4 N; z8 I, s3 W
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* ?9 J) k( r/ K5 B2 g; z) \# m9 h, }# n
MILLIE: I is..
: c2 N3 o* ~3 l/ @ @' n7 e; STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( Q. Z& ~8 l$ SMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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! T% n% |' a6 i) HTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ Y1 ~3 o% G- b4 c3 `& t+ ELOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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. {5 J- f- K+ hTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 h8 |( T8 z5 Z1 O# S# K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 |" O3 C% n9 KCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., [2 }9 D' N" N* d% z
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1 n& ]5 @% a! S: E0 a& P6 |! jTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ F1 V7 N) H. h& \: S6 XHAROLD: A teacher
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