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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# r9 Z( L3 j% t; B0 Y: v
MARIA: Here it is. ~$ l5 K' A, y2 q
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 j5 R7 P9 e9 }# U" F
CLASS: Maria.8 m7 j" p/ k" m: d
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' u7 Q* d! A% k9 U8 sTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
~3 u/ ?8 q l. @/ SJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') O8 E. F- r! d1 o z$ ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( O+ E3 t3 c0 T
TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 `' p6 B+ ~- |! q$ U! P# c8 l
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 P% c2 [# @: T$ T0 z( z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
1 D; X' i0 a: o' iTEACHER: What are you talking about?' @* B/ f1 I3 P8 i2 Q$ C
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, {6 H2 q1 j2 b0 {& V) F+ W2 }WINNIE: Me!
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1 f. J3 B6 ~0 qTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# @# n8 i/ J1 GGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 g& H# n& R, z# ~1 x4 H& @
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* q t5 O4 j- c1 c8 h
MILLIE: I is..6 ?% m- b- J1 t" J
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 N0 Y6 o6 T' A. Z$ jMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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5 r8 r& d2 o8 s" w9 m4 K yTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 G! @5 Q. X5 `' w, rLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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* A1 M' ~; b3 f! i% w {TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' W( S, o0 `; l7 T6 ^SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.0 r/ |) h+ y- I& I7 l/ V
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" X5 w$ S# t4 aTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 K) B) g* E6 Q. QCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." P {$ i* ?* N6 L6 p2 @
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ t7 y u- _: [# O( |5 G8 i- V
HAROLD: A teacher 5 R: U V8 F( o; h
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