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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 Y4 `& v/ U+ R! f, M* H+ GMARIA: Here it is.; g8 _9 }& R5 V# V# u
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( J! t1 U: ?# K4 ], H* w
CLASS: Maria.
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# n' F8 s3 h. \2 w$ |! J/ Q' VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 T% x/ h4 D- u3 f/ w
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 t B7 ]% I" K- OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. ?3 ]( C* Y3 |) m, S/ Q6 A: ?: |) f9 [
TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 |& |+ D, U: c6 W
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( z' g7 `% R1 S$ @( {& UTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?1 Z/ s5 G( j& z' m" @7 ~
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 O7 u$ Q- [' k6 W9 u$ x. |5 o$ B5 n% |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 I: u, Y2 Q- z9 q) Q& R+ B+ v0 \
WINNIE: Me!2 d2 E/ [. F/ u9 R4 x
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8 N6 u0 u; S. V4 E! O. K& gTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' J+ I' K- a6 k% s
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.# I( g# z6 E/ w% l. B( f
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ ^- C7 _$ s0 [- q4 I, V cMILLIE: I is..7 z3 {* B2 S- k& Y& I, b/ G
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& y# k( G. q) E1 J C- g
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 {# u4 }/ ~) K# Q4 e& q
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! t! W$ x; D0 v, L7 p# JTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( [8 q s6 O; SLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. * `4 D0 P4 m" i( M+ ? H
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 n. L0 p, C2 o( E" e5 u/ o$ Y
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! o% N+ F8 k9 h) yCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.# Y! P; ]: {4 w1 m# t: W3 @9 V9 ^
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( i( ~7 J5 c' q6 G4 nTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 l$ `$ J" K2 d
HAROLD: A teacher ' a3 }& m4 R/ b# S2 t: o6 B
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