Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
8 v; Y) `: |! [- ^4 G  e! Z# ~MARIA:       Here it is.
) l9 ]. X) W6 D# q2 c+ G7 `! lTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 R" V( M9 ^) _JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ J0 t+ J. f' U2 e  p- Q% }, e9 nGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" R2 _& \4 w3 T4 nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
/ }) x# n6 a! ]+ `2 }9 j+ _- D) J9 PGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 z) C. }9 N/ w4 M# D9 HTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- T3 ]1 B7 N' q) d3 W% R; xDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
! k: j! G& [6 qTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
, @4 r8 a4 v; m2 }& B/ v/ P' b8 rDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. z% U% w( R: D$ n1 h; J, K% oTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 Q5 T' k' K" V1 UWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 g7 C: A7 v* r$ h  hGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
/ e& F+ L& B) c  ^  r3 Y" s' F( NTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
0 a( Z2 ]2 Q$ v4 B1 vMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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5 h' \+ ]: M8 A9 }  C3 H6 [! yTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 n; f" b/ }2 `2 VTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 V- J2 c4 w  S1 c2 |5 C+ `0 Z9 cCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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' A$ p7 A  H- u) ~; uTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( ^& X) [7 N3 HHAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)