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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 B+ S/ v' k6 O+ c" N: Q) W
MARIA: Here it is.; ?' O, O$ V2 \% e% j6 ^# a
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 ?7 Q$ u; S9 O: d# [2 `2 O1 O
CLASS: Maria.
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! J! u' |/ _* |* v3 `3 b2 zTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ \! n0 S6 i" q0 b; M0 RJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; V t# E% Q' K2 f# }1 ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 I K. o0 `8 c7 X7 T" ATEACHER: No, that's wrong7 T; n% n) I0 X' l7 Q
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ ?+ d# n( J8 o# x- @, u L3 r5 h, C
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ m' }" T; q& L( j* X9 KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.; f* F, g8 ^/ T1 g, `' g. k
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 |2 p3 u% `6 xDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. [; k4 a& A |4 b
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. G7 H1 }$ {! `4 L* a( T; F
WINNIE: Me!
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2 h: a9 P. v. _/ h% XTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" Y6 S1 H S, ~/ yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. [/ D4 n9 [+ K0 n- ~! }' j+ w
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
K3 Y3 q5 Z& @2 m9 m# _* a: CMILLIE: I is... o. A0 W6 k/ z% U! j' w5 L
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* {8 L( ~. `# d6 J% [# q" QMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* f4 p+ X2 d, l3 i. [; {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 {7 ~0 P) _, }: E7 p
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[7 n( X! f0 V. w0 D9 b* STEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 ~0 F! o3 A5 ?+ tSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 w; e4 U/ Q' U4 }- mTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 z' o1 P( ]* _, l/ V7 R# T
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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$ f, B7 k k l, \- kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, s4 H, w9 F9 d3 U3 l% }
HAROLD: A teacher ) L' y, S4 u! _' l3 u e
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