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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( `6 h, \/ {7 ?; O8 T& u( P- F% i
MARIA: Here it is.$ i5 I- I, g9 ~, w$ U' e+ g7 G
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# i/ E9 o3 r' F8 zJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 V$ s5 p3 ~ R6 e7 M
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$ k5 f+ q9 f0 ~, Q) tTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# p D) d- L$ NGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. O% J! }5 e$ `0 C8 v& a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
6 u# N2 n/ q% d" m8 LGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 Q5 `; v4 ?0 L/ U0 O8 l2 n/ T5 s
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1 M7 f* |. D, p% r; v/ {TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. |, p& F, W5 Z# j, T$ R" UDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
7 D# q4 F: u! S, \& FTEACHER: What are you talking about?
L$ i( p2 |1 a/ D6 @# R1 oDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) I5 V, E$ C. p
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% }( \- g2 r9 ^* G6 Y$ RTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.! T0 `8 p4 w& q. ?+ `1 k
WINNIE: Me!! B5 q( d/ W. h
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 y2 R) N+ c! y8 ~& T; o3 d
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 Z# ~9 z; ~: q$ T# u
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" r/ Y% [1 |% \0 U" O, eTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 ]8 c& t8 W+ t% K' ~, d( [
MILLIE: I is..
: |! @) x2 y; V0 l$ r. W5 O, f1 cTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 ~& n" c! K3 N$ r- UMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 Y8 Q, D: `1 P9 X- U2 C1 [
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 X: D7 Q+ x7 B3 M9 y0 @LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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C7 G O* A/ p. h4 M' e1 ]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 J! a6 D% T, c. Q8 T$ u6 o$ BSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! u9 A4 ?6 r7 {/ t
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 w# Y2 W5 V, w4 `0 X) r- uCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.! k) J ~) F* d/ h3 I
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 e6 {1 f+ B' K5 ]. THAROLD: A teacher " _$ z6 } u) ?0 S6 K* k
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