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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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# U5 ]6 n6 `7 s' YTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 ]# A9 Z* z: p& D- f
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' j# B: y. ?- T& m# w
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ H& Z5 s8 L4 B; m
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8 n& V8 l$ C5 U2 Q2 U4 f7 ZTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* ?: _2 q6 b, |# u- C1 zGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& n) C. w, \) c3 E& ]; Q4 H
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
8 k+ E3 L# b# PGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 p: v& V$ s% g1 A$ P3 F
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8 z" {6 a' D( b. E2 G* d* J zTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
) @- n4 q8 z% C: s/ d$ {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 W# X/ m- G# m2 `; j& r. _TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' m! l: ?4 b K& ^. {9 x( a. \
WINNIE: Me!" o1 ?4 D6 H/ }8 N$ `- v
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* P$ ?+ A4 O/ J( j# bGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* L0 V3 `$ f/ }5 j
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) J8 ]# v+ g5 E. lMILLIE: I is..
( V: f- g( Q6 h. L- RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 t" o- C8 m0 u
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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) V Q; B. m$ Q# ?- \6 t2 ETEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 ~" R \/ e6 R9 l' aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ' f, y' `/ e3 v/ _9 P: u' b
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* m0 z4 F6 u- j1 d: m: G" uTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! [6 A# X' O1 N
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ s L8 P4 |/ P" ~3 B' v, r
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+ A' |/ @: ]5 P( yTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 T. j* b& S' F& A* W5 b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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8 r8 _ U, v$ {' |* yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# n |; }' }/ n' \6 `" Y
HAROLD: A teacher
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