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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 W3 g$ n9 z& [6 y
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”: |, D) `9 P0 R. n4 `0 D% \
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today7 M3 a% M! a: o7 d
5 V. E4 p- I2 ?4 `+ N$ i$ A5 c$ A[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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