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Bad Relationship
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2 X8 r* p, n3 D( F0 sTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. / s2 Q) ~2 p+ W
/ y5 S# z# f; x( L2 xJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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' y* r, Y1 l; [( s% FAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.” ^+ |% R- S( v! |4 o
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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4 f, v; ?+ _; ?) U9 I- j[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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