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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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* \9 P. D' }$ V; ^. pJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”4 O% H0 o/ F0 R7 l1 m& m5 q
?# T4 b4 x) `$ g# r9 W( R”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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1 c' M3 W6 E+ B6 k# WThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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