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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 8 I( \/ u3 D5 u$ s5 }9 v
' |& w. c5 F- h$ p0 xJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”% a4 e9 l, b6 C9 o- M
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”0 `4 P7 q6 T8 a7 D- l" _( T. S$ @5 H
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% y( Y5 q- n& {, LThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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