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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 h, M4 B' @' B
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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2 r8 I! f- N6 \ @" C1 S, u5 YAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 F4 s& a# c# Y+ r
0 |0 w) h! n# ^& ?/ g”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”& z4 }4 P# `& J) B+ {
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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