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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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; N F' j; k. {/ U. b" RJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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4 g" C' z& O. p' ]! D& mAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 G; Q) {9 \1 b! m4 z
a- y0 n, z L- \( K”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”: e9 _1 S6 j/ K5 R
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2 h; E! \! h: OThe scale says: Sorry, no change today3 u5 N# c' Q) [# m( W
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