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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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( N7 y7 c/ y) L. F! i% I2 b7 lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”5 f; u0 h3 K9 }1 ^2 h
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”8 c: Q Q) x& |! _
" L- O3 p+ h7 t# N( {( p2 t& @ C”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”$ {3 d1 R2 a% `% {3 i% }
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" a; T& b5 Z$ ?% M- c; A* CThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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* [" W: v* q, g5 {3 A( X[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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