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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?) y* s& \; e0 P1 v# v$ C8 q
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
, M7 s$ ? p* l3 |+ T When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: s t. E7 u$ c
A: Tell him you're pregnant.6 A1 p7 e/ p% W$ Q! x9 T* X. _+ s8 T" B
9 G8 h* `( O) U5 yQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' H" {7 R8 z9 K8 e/ k; dA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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1 F e. s* T+ f+ T- }) p* FQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?4 p6 |/ m$ U5 i$ ^) _, B( K
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.3 m' b9 Q/ n5 L) a% K) } t m/ N
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?; w7 x) q9 B h! g4 R
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
! v3 N1 z0 c; Q/ z9 f' I% N( JA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. @3 I" X( a8 m, Y: O
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
* P" ^, X. d/ S" {% O* YA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?( @* L8 z- U9 B! s& _; r
A: "I remember these." |
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