Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
3 S9 D% v; ~6 }  I$ }     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
& ~5 J2 ]+ j6 Q* c6 F' J' JA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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0 i. ~8 R2 V: O: x6 m8 _1 JQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
: A1 A! ~% u% e# D/ H- FA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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( s0 D. X( H3 G! Z) [9 h, r( LQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
0 ]0 `/ u+ F& r6 s0 B% D8 h1 N% IA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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5 H) l# x; p/ o) z$ D* n' \Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
& D" ~0 \7 t3 v; l- Y$ LA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

7 j1 b& D5 X4 pQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
- p5 a/ `8 |& z9 D# F9 nA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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