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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 _' ?% B7 A/ ? e: ^* P" o- DA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
% I+ {" L7 S- |, q When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
/ q5 P( m5 ^: ]+ P/ |A: Tell him you're pregnant.( A, f x7 ~5 q! _( x9 l
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?/ Y* Q$ z. x" p. K1 K0 s7 ^
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.& l& V, v% K6 k1 l7 \0 y3 ~$ ]$ c
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?0 x7 P, `! x8 i# c; y) Z1 j5 b" P. G+ J
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car., O1 r1 ~1 O( x- t$ k3 V9 v; Z
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
\8 r/ X$ }1 |0 Y' _A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?0 B- x, _/ F2 b/ k2 U3 `& m
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.5 Y# N. U1 ]* \, X$ M
6 l. ~" e+ n2 M7 O5 cQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?: x. x H1 n3 C F# `
A: Their foreheads.9 W8 b* K3 m4 W |3 D! I( o

! p* P/ M+ [. j" lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?# d2 U4 v m D
A: "I remember these." |
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