Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
- ^: O! L& [4 T& H8 K6 fA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) m) p% S/ M# d! P4 M$ hA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
+ `2 C( y$ R! p' |' Q8 LA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 G9 K- H5 T  aA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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0 Q- T  y- [1 i4 ]8 h# CQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
; f' p4 w& b2 }7 b1 ^, j  u6 JA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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8 ?3 T, S( S- I: F5 S5 A, Z; B) AQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
# C1 }3 c8 M5 d# S2 ~' ]A: Their foreheads.
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8 D9 |0 b2 W' K; x  n  j' \1 FQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
; t; D8 k- I9 M& c0 z% CA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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