 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?3 @. k" H, q* w5 j- z; J$ y% [: Z
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
- r0 V8 m% }+ [7 J- X0 J' M When you are done you will have a place to live.% N5 E* ^8 b; ^: ~
- d- K$ c9 D! i$ h, }, DQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?! p z0 l# B$ @) {0 x# e/ V. a( w
A: Tell him you're pregnant.) E8 s9 `! Z y; I
1 r; g9 l/ `* c. `9 Z
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
6 [* e" i- E* ?$ D0 z" Q; I4 @A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
7 q; M& Q# |0 X4 {
7 r& R' r. B: c9 C1 R8 mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?! c& y9 x# C& d3 x0 o7 \ L5 P
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
. }' h0 ^6 d) B" f( g: L. C% P8 I, {. _1 n! |7 ?1 |
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
" n+ x3 A+ w. ~" Z) {- QA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
" z/ [$ ~9 E u! f( h* @& G h2 S$ n# g. J
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- D: M4 V/ h" n# z8 S; P C6 C2 QA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.) f: } x9 C( }
* l8 ?( U/ f: W$ ]0 x9 e
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
0 ]$ n0 b9 Q' \3 xA: Their foreheads.( G$ m! v6 }3 H; Q& v8 I0 U9 C
" ^5 w x# y3 n$ p+ yQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?/ P E( O M+ X3 M2 Y* X
A: "I remember these." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-7-9 11:01
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
