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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?+ @/ d! \5 L7 M$ p
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. i, u8 y' F- t" S8 }# f
When you are done you will have a place to live.8 c i7 G) @, M& }; @! a1 A
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; N; @* g# ?. K/ Q' W$ ?# kA: Tell him you're pregnant.. }& O5 ]1 B p. C
/ s* o+ h' i uQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? N( x# l6 R Y0 ~- [* H
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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* s* g$ J) \! {2 Q# w* F0 k0 JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?4 ]7 `$ e7 }! a4 e7 i# M
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 F' s! V1 A+ R8 s3 f
" p, L# E$ z. a7 I& s3 c& W& @Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
4 k( n9 g9 }/ I8 v7 [* EA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.; L) z, W7 o$ @ P" c' H+ Z) I+ o" g
- L# W1 `& O8 a9 X6 b) I& r" n( ?* `/ [Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
2 p6 n# W5 v2 ?6 {/ KA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.* M; x% C. X. y- A& T# ~* K/ L
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?4 C) ], e5 h0 Z
A: Their foreheads.9 t8 L2 D, o: F3 V4 ]; i0 K" [6 O# L
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
- m9 v2 v. j9 c- U( [* xA: "I remember these." |
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