Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
; p6 q7 Y9 z5 y, R: hA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

) _/ D3 g9 h3 H  B) mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

! {0 K) U8 \# f, n7 v) nQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
' v# C" _6 z5 Q  [/ K# O3 Q! ^* zA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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; Y* q) I% ]# f2 x+ M" u$ o; Q& S. j/ pQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

! C- H, x. V0 z, H0 [) @! LQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
4 D/ H; g! ^1 i  u( y; |A: Their foreheads.

  N! n$ V0 ^0 ~) _Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
; [# M1 o5 w+ UA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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