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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
% v, ~" I$ O1 R0 o. ]6 l/ v! j3 G; @A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
) ]8 a, b' `4 l' U When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
7 ~5 H2 E0 w% G6 [3 X3 AA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
" o6 a, A% V, c6 H3 wA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.7 o5 B; }# I- c2 P4 E! P
- m& E. D; [) {% o. \! yQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?, n5 b5 g: ?" X: u1 z6 b
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.& [* ?7 w$ d: q ?' v1 O/ e/ F
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
2 w6 `+ [8 T- ZA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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6 u7 L0 O0 p- |: C4 v0 EQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
1 ]1 t) o7 V9 k4 ~7 OA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.: L7 A. Y# S4 F8 w
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% x' I2 D2 H* L% j, T/ _( [A: Their foreheads.( T, X3 {) U; n8 n
+ N; S* N0 R" U& sQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?! J& y: z, |+ a# n* Q
A: "I remember these." |
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