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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?: ~5 ~ m8 _; [% ]7 ]8 K X
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 ?) N+ r( H/ z& q' T) E When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?; L$ P2 r# M5 L. n6 @
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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9 |. X% o1 E. JQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?1 E% L; o& g/ ], I
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?( o# m: ~ I/ O4 R/ V
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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; t7 g9 Z) f6 V9 u: t/ UQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, |% L5 ^3 I" S6 ^A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.8 b4 L/ n1 ]( S, e0 ^
9 z; {- A8 N% X6 x3 nQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
# K5 I% E6 [! i* B; w' e: HA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.' K. m0 i) P' l: r# s9 h% p; `
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
2 j4 z2 i5 z' s$ P% S# G9 @5 b1 jA: Their foreheads.
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5 U- g. T; x# i5 Q1 F6 nQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?; p/ t5 _+ A( z4 P1 Q8 p
A: "I remember these." |
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