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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 5 G E+ |3 D1 w6 Q
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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; Z( W* T+ u% V4 NToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ( U# L! m3 z8 b" d' Q" U# `, E, t ~
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. / t0 \8 e9 _# a2 W4 b( p
% _) H# L8 Y8 V# DIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 B" C4 ^8 u, M, g: z
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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