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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ; B: p# ]% y% n4 A. ]/ |2 _
0 }2 t. c: P3 X* ?+ [6 X- u, jTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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6 R7 C9 B5 L6 d2 U, ZWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 7 j: ?4 B) \. S- g/ Y7 v
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. # |& A. [$ L" Y6 r
1 M9 t6 u, V+ n1 F: z6 s F7 iOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 2 e" N4 [1 a- B5 u0 Q
0 _. ^- z+ m# _A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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