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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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; H: N4 |$ C5 F! V% {* GWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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6 t$ Z& j& v& V4 V* `) T7 yTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ; q+ `& D: `, ^! H8 r |) f8 ^
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. : ^7 s8 ]" @/ Q1 R7 |& p
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ; M9 H( _! f9 F
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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