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 Wisdom from Grandpa... : P* u Z. d9 P Z0 H
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3 {6 @5 k; Z" p2 W0 @( ^( AWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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8 r5 T1 t5 a! u. a: H+ y! w. K5 f2 yTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. * ^5 W' I! ]( `3 e
1 ?# r/ ~# Q7 A8 K: \" T# f* ~Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. # E7 W! S( Q2 v
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. + M8 \* L- ]% W% V+ ~0 ]3 S
, l9 \3 f/ c7 U0 hIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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, O! x' ?8 A8 `/ aA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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