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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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$ H4 g/ [$ V, Q+ j8 y7 ]! w0 XToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 8 B1 I( ?7 J, D( O
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 ~: t( \# n* ^" `, R% M+ n3 H
e% t* T4 f9 n& {On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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/ n5 K% Z* x7 L. P3 ~0 \' V3 kA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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