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* D2 T. k/ W' U3 F! g; n9 W, c2 hWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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1 ~. w9 D5 h$ m7 FTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 8 F8 a( A @- P' R0 ^# o- D. J
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 2 i) {! W7 U) ~7 ?' f4 ?
4 {9 o" W) k/ l; _4 P; kWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 7 ^) k4 p; T' A& D6 x
- p. V0 ]0 \! }: ?" SIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. . ?9 _8 w' @, O2 Z/ W7 q
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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# w$ y0 g/ ]# q1 k) JA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 3 k- _' V! v5 m, U- I! b
4 M4 N: t& G6 s1 ?6 ZMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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