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Wisdom from Grandpa... - P2 n1 a4 B/ O+ G3 j
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0 G9 N/ s* _+ P8 Z4 ]+ MWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 4 Q4 n& ]5 F+ m/ L
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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z# `* d2 H' \8 [# [8 y& d2 e& RWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. : w' Y4 I1 r; j; O( _
3 K, u; C0 u( b+ t4 V8 y4 V$ rIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 `! x" G+ J) U; b' I9 E# P
2 e4 Y" i% n. U1 jOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ! H; y2 U5 o, P3 L, v
0 c( ]4 u' H _" \2 JMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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