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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) B. ~! [. q6 R( F1 o C
7 e# S% ]0 J; V- c8 M- V! lGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ G4 G) |# q/ A/ m( ~Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 A0 V, X+ ^+ B+ H7 T& o8 v
George: Great. Lay it on me.
2 `2 B3 j7 J CCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
7 y; M# i5 \' e. r1 Z" `& CGeorge: That's what I want to know.
/ k6 F9 L; \% U5 iCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 5 t, C4 L2 u, K+ {( @
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? . V! Q. m3 N9 y6 W8 C! e% ?
Condi: Yes.
# P) Z6 p3 m1 H: Y" sGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 4 Z9 M+ v" y0 y' M# }
Condi: Hu.
' I4 [0 h6 c6 D5 E! Z8 k/ l- E0 {George: The guy in China.
2 W: l4 G6 `0 j+ ]: c3 L4 `Condi: Hu.
6 i5 `: H' ~- z3 j) TGeorge: The new leader of China.
9 @0 r; Y. ?0 XCondi: Hu.
6 L5 @! i5 b0 _1 D7 P* ?3 xGeorge: The Chinaman! # P1 s9 G- r7 C6 g# B5 \; i8 h3 X
Condi: Hu is leading China. $ c9 `% b0 o2 [0 }
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
$ Z% r0 N& V9 R# }8 w8 bCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. - d6 G% K7 N7 G, w- O' v8 N' Q% C4 V( M
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? % |4 |- I) m( h+ w3 _
Condi: That's the man's name. 9 W- s6 [, q. i7 K
George: That's who's name? ( ]! @( u- @: Z: A9 d' r
Condi: Yes. / \ w) Y0 d. [* A0 h
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
: q9 \1 g0 m& D; P M/ U. hCondi: Yes, sir. 8 q% e. l- |6 V% I, v
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" k e' ], Y' v5 w0 y LCondi: That's correct.
: q5 ?6 Q8 e1 _2 _* n! rGeorge: Then who is in China? & r8 \" s/ _8 t& {3 i
Condi: Yes, sir.
* I% u$ Y% G" {% n6 K6 P/ r( {George: Yassir is in China? + {: L* B& N% }: R+ s/ x9 s
Condi: No, sir.
, ], D% r1 P* q4 w2 g0 xGeorge: Then who is?
S, s/ T$ K+ M, k: M- D& H: s) OCondi: Yes, sir.
& u; l$ H3 \' L2 l' e0 X) o uGeorge: Yassir? 2 U. g$ j: @" V' O s' K+ u
Condi: No, sir. J7 k3 x* r0 z/ o- \ q/ z: w: c
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 1 e. R+ j5 M9 v
Condi: Kofi?
0 d& y: a, } f+ f$ n. D, ^- OGeorge: No, thanks. 9 g, T$ L, G' M4 i" n& v
Condi: You want Kofi? 1 i o# V+ l# p% Q* ]- j' B0 D9 i
George: No. + j" N- ?/ u C: L3 ^
Condi: You don't want Kofi. ' n7 J4 h* h0 {9 e: {. |$ Q9 E
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
0 s' b* S$ i/ _6 f2 {+ fCondi: Yes, sir. 0 v1 N7 M) W$ g! V1 N
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' c8 |9 A h4 D) W2 ]1 D1 h' `# V
Condi: Kofi?
/ o' M ?+ S* t# A3 m) Z* u0 q y R( JGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 8 D7 I! t: Y4 G# K1 A$ ~
Condi: And call who? 0 r6 @4 a7 m- V" ^" Y8 J
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? * u3 J% L, v5 `* g2 l' j+ Q2 b% Z
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
# b, _. _: n) v- q2 _( rGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
8 f9 u- g7 d/ U$ j9 qCondi: Yes, sir.
$ R' M3 ?/ b- w: b. Z4 AGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
" ~. c& z1 G& o9 M& vCondi: Kofi.
; f U6 p: `* a0 |1 l5 iGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 8 s; Q3 D0 O1 j. }5 O/ u
(Condi picks up the phone.)
0 J: \5 X G& QCondi: Rice, here.
7 ?: Y" o2 _, }6 q* c; |3 K+ v3 @George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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