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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) , k: H6 d( }% x
) z1 S9 b( ]! ~( @/ rGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
3 k5 N2 \# i3 H, g: q3 h' n2 vCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
1 }* W2 A5 a, b6 x! S/ Z$ {: M8 qGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 0 j4 Q/ U! e) C5 U( O9 ]+ f
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. % ^! B, m6 L4 c! u" q
George: That's what I want to know.
# |5 `3 [9 ^ UCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
4 M; L8 P$ o) y4 Q# QGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
0 g/ z8 s7 N2 |$ l YCondi: Yes.
: F- L1 p! i6 IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. ^! `$ M$ U. A6 {
Condi: Hu.
% o+ d0 P/ n" N" R2 jGeorge: The guy in China.
( v: T, e& X& u- D9 j+ s/ ?Condi: Hu. ; R% K' u( c0 N) o0 u, e
George: The new leader of China.
; K" h/ ]' W4 d& aCondi: Hu. 7 U7 J3 f i* X
George: The Chinaman! $ x, u- K+ ?2 F. N- P
Condi: Hu is leading China. 1 |) F& W9 ~/ B5 y
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ) D a0 h B6 Y& k) b# a( p
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
W& S M4 C- sGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 9 L1 Z# ]1 M+ @: k
Condi: That's the man's name.
) ^, K0 V9 I: q7 ZGeorge: That's who's name?
( F+ G; |/ M2 i9 [+ UCondi: Yes.
( a2 J- k9 ?" N2 N+ Q1 _ @- yGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 5 b9 B n/ B* N9 i- H+ g% F' G
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 y/ h* \9 M& T6 D# }2 @; W
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 p. K1 J' H P1 h+ uCondi: That's correct.
# A, ~8 \) D3 t' ^0 ^5 sGeorge: Then who is in China?
6 r/ p7 `# r" s/ h, a5 X7 H% JCondi: Yes, sir.
2 U& M* I4 F5 `8 `, p% iGeorge: Yassir is in China? 4 O: D9 }: H8 w8 O7 W! v5 x" J& S
Condi: No, sir.
7 Z$ g8 X% \4 ^0 A+ w! j/ `George: Then who is?
1 V8 n" ?: q; y' G7 Z6 }: O+ |, j) NCondi: Yes, sir. ; o/ h* V' Q3 w5 h$ b; B
George: Yassir?
$ j4 e' R A+ P9 F% @Condi: No, sir. # v' N% g9 Z6 Z w# i
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' o2 C2 B0 `3 q- _3 ]
Condi: Kofi? & T9 ]6 C5 [! i9 p: j
George: No, thanks. 7 G9 y& S Y8 q3 W
Condi: You want Kofi?
. x( L# G: ~0 m1 U L% W" ^9 J5 O: ?9 KGeorge: No.
. `& o7 l; U# Q! o' N+ ]Condi: You don't want Kofi. * \3 N9 w0 t/ I7 o8 b
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ! Y: X) E N$ z, G8 L: S) k
Condi: Yes, sir.
, X. C& V' Y4 o6 E7 oGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
+ b' I' ]- Z) x; v0 N s1 yCondi: Kofi? + |) V' J3 o" f9 g2 N
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ' t/ c; F; T4 P0 r
Condi: And call who? 6 x3 g5 F9 \: P0 {
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 6 n& F- T2 z G. T0 \2 Q
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 0 D4 e. u& u! p
George: Will you stay out of China?! ) J" R6 k$ f& s/ t
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 }( m9 E2 P: X. ?4 G" A" D9 FGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. + u$ O" _: O- x7 H' a4 D/ G; I
Condi: Kofi. , T+ x( O+ `5 p9 ]
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & j. e% x+ |0 W
(Condi picks up the phone.) 4 F. b( ?. J9 h8 m. L+ n
Condi: Rice, here.
9 H( t3 x+ p0 X9 AGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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