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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
9 \* q' T. A# V+ x; qGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
5 L( S% x4 H2 J! n# oGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
# m- L% t/ b3 V9 G# \% MCondi: Hu.
# W) H( H: J) rGeorge: The guy in China.
0 V( d- K2 W0 _. x7 B" F, o" QCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
4 e' t' I5 c9 m; Y, h1 [3 O2 jCondi: Hu is leading China.
. s2 ]6 A' I9 `' |6 y0 j' `& \% iGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
6 }) K8 h: a% Q# x- k  y) ?) X6 FCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
; X' b' n. r5 \4 ~, o/ RGeorge: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
9 @2 O/ ]/ M/ U5 o$ lGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" f9 J8 W4 x/ g9 gCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 {. g9 ]' y/ c2 sGeorge: Yassir is in China?
& l! x, c" H  q7 s# TCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
2 G1 K. V/ p: A; p9 C% S  d& ~Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
& Y. s5 h: D2 K) {1 d. W0 q3 a+ X' {Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
' m4 N; ~9 [5 {* b3 C2 h6 SCondi: You want Kofi?
. j# x' I  d& u# ~, c1 H' IGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
' d$ {: C' O+ P5 n. I4 W7 aGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ ^6 Q0 f3 u% ~4 z( H$ }George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
1 Z7 M: s" a/ e2 C+ WCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
# [; ~& n8 g0 H0 PGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
3 s; W) v8 n8 r. a1 A2 rGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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