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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
. E. i/ G! y9 X: KGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
9 m4 Q! x7 P: V2 t0 o0 \George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
: ~  J& \0 D( w/ f/ S/ S! b9 QGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
4 m6 R! T0 s+ ICondi: Yes.
# W- l. g5 G/ u- ^, I5 D3 \* zGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
- y5 m+ ~+ B2 z/ Z. Q% A" g' @Condi: Hu is leading China.
" _! q3 _( g8 [( @George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* _5 x1 q/ `6 z& ICondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
# K; x5 r* S: d# ^" f  xGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
/ k6 ?* B) U1 rGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 M2 w, y' ^+ k& [George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
( U& F/ Q7 b/ k8 i) kCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
: a2 S$ }* t, v$ mCondi: Yes, sir.
$ Z7 u1 m6 |+ E! Z" m" JGeorge: Yassir?
* k" q  s& u1 J% KCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
3 G) O* t$ k9 l! }  ^8 O: fCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
6 n! h7 ]" y4 |, L' }* P' ?George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
7 e7 a+ M4 \% D5 aCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
3 f6 L. A6 J! aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ t8 G# i2 u0 `/ ]0 H2 u* h% {2 CGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 r+ r) F7 p1 d9 v3 z( m0 LCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
: Y) t4 ]. n4 e, |1 M8 z7 z+ O- X7 R(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 a- K7 X, |, J% n. ~( G+ p( b% MCondi: Rice, here.
* |3 F/ R( U/ R% o; D7 q$ dGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.