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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? + ^' Z. c; h2 r* [$ Q& }7 T$ c
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
$ c% w! C$ B( u- jGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. / W* I8 \5 t! R1 L$ Q4 O& j
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
. S6 X3 U( F8 TGeorge: That's what I want to know. ! t T+ }' F! t7 D& I: @
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ! ^5 ^7 F& E; N+ k# J; J# U/ A
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 3 C* E3 \2 f) k
Condi: Yes.
' z r8 ?" }" W" W0 }+ zGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
" p) s" B/ V9 u* ICondi: Hu.
1 R& \" C @4 }. hGeorge: The guy in China. C; s7 K1 d, J* D
Condi: Hu. k% d- a$ b; p- ~' M9 }$ J) R
George: The new leader of China.
9 d- _" e* i$ W$ ~Condi: Hu.
- j+ t8 w& q7 u, k' gGeorge: The Chinaman!
6 ^: A" r3 ^5 {& _" H, OCondi: Hu is leading China. ( R: X+ b, v0 P- y
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ; F7 Y5 }+ g- `( c8 R+ h5 W
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
( A! L0 h& G3 H9 D3 S9 IGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 9 k \: `! D/ m& Y N- A: u, g2 n
Condi: That's the man's name.
. Z0 x1 p' `- ], A9 _/ }George: That's who's name?
. ?' ^( m) O) v4 Z' z( F. A" w, V3 QCondi: Yes.
6 x: `* @- K8 r% B! k# h/ YGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' M# ]) s/ V; d& i4 K* j, k+ A, v. DCondi: Yes, sir. , z' _7 x% z( f) \+ y
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
: b: J# B+ v( ?Condi: That's correct. ( M: T$ O$ L. j3 a6 P6 B% U) ?4 F
George: Then who is in China? ' O1 J1 c: I8 Y( ] c5 g
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 G( }1 K3 k# ]6 {2 _5 H% [, iGeorge: Yassir is in China? 3 ^) E# O: k# B. |
Condi: No, sir. 5 \6 O& k0 ]5 @6 E) e* }
George: Then who is?
( B# v ?7 Z9 ECondi: Yes, sir. * m$ p- y6 m# g* d# X* b, z+ D
George: Yassir?
+ x" I, g7 t" X! b7 VCondi: No, sir.
" q7 `5 }" [, @1 q- j! TGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. / Z8 Q, o& E9 Y& n. s
Condi: Kofi?
* F4 e1 U4 e; f5 R" [George: No, thanks. 0 J7 j5 J$ @) A+ p% o
Condi: You want Kofi? 9 h/ _1 Q$ n/ z
George: No. # W$ m0 J+ C+ x" N N
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
* f& m' v* `1 Z* v2 a5 `$ fGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 0 Q! e# @# U; n5 @/ i; \$ y3 Z Q
Condi: Yes, sir. $ {; W. a( Z! [+ `/ o
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
0 V, q+ j$ H2 ]$ [- S6 R2 z# HCondi: Kofi?
% @$ D% _0 L, l/ e5 U6 b M1 AGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 0 u, R8 M8 y, I% M
Condi: And call who? 1 o6 o& {* y- ?& f2 l" a) g
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? , e2 O0 }7 {5 j# \
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
" K+ w1 a# O5 y9 ^( YGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 3 N& g7 |) A/ z8 Q* {3 y
Condi: Yes, sir.
) N3 R" }9 f# e* ?George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. & x+ T/ w5 V- M& t: ?$ d# h/ z
Condi: Kofi.
6 E( D7 |% j5 H. UGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
. `) ] @# V S$ r: F, j(Condi picks up the phone.) " G8 B: L/ m T8 M0 M8 t* N! }4 z
Condi: Rice, here. 5 ~* d) J% Z7 k9 W% o' f9 P, n5 Q+ ?
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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