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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 \& f) D3 j: a5 P h; K
: W" G5 U7 ?0 nGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
9 E0 c9 g' ^* [4 X8 g! D9 BCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 5 w* n R0 N) x4 v* `
George: Great. Lay it on me. - U4 V/ Y; K+ d4 m& t; d7 C7 b
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
; W1 Y6 [; z1 ?/ QGeorge: That's what I want to know. - M4 ^: ]) X) }! {: _
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
" I3 J2 {# L! @8 G% Q; vGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 8 k4 _) r' ?9 j; E2 U% j" d$ k
Condi: Yes.
5 _% C% k, P5 ?% Z* w/ rGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. % p& q: N% Y" u) G
Condi: Hu.
3 m5 o* E- f% ?2 ~' _! @George: The guy in China.
' o1 h# n8 Z) J r- xCondi: Hu. 5 |( f2 D6 t* n, T! d5 C
George: The new leader of China. * I! A; U3 p* c' z( d
Condi: Hu.
( U& J* I& k' c- a3 wGeorge: The Chinaman!
7 z2 G- w* e' g' L t& xCondi: Hu is leading China.
% F8 i1 Q# K# fGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? $ t, j: n* H, X3 V! w1 P
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. + n! j* ^* s6 B' h/ B# q, e
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? q9 v1 Q8 r7 \( e3 u
Condi: That's the man's name. p* `9 m; C& K
George: That's who's name? 4 w3 o" P4 C( t2 m
Condi: Yes. 5 S% l* v' n" f) I6 H6 `5 e
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
( X: C+ Y" B% B4 m9 u" o. dCondi: Yes, sir.
9 G- f- J1 \' T: R, TGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. , }" `) {9 o! \# u% s+ d W
Condi: That's correct.
. g6 G$ I, T' k; p+ ~4 ~George: Then who is in China? & w3 _! ^' k& `+ D& ]. _1 t) U/ V
Condi: Yes, sir.
' E6 y( r+ K" w0 yGeorge: Yassir is in China? , M2 F7 E8 ]( h" h- c# q* Q A8 _$ d
Condi: No, sir. * v8 K6 c2 }/ _1 G9 i0 _2 Q3 I7 _
George: Then who is?
+ y- O! X& u: |. DCondi: Yes, sir. ! ~- S+ n: F6 L2 B/ D, C! X# }
George: Yassir? " ]& Y9 {& c3 k9 E+ s
Condi: No, sir. ! _. }. D+ z. V; U7 a
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 0 R* d& R0 A( V. {; y: z9 r8 F
Condi: Kofi?
) n9 i4 Q4 Z/ ?8 Q) v, kGeorge: No, thanks.
$ r5 y: X& r6 ]' X' D% O! bCondi: You want Kofi? 9 j. N9 d1 s& ]! S2 d
George: No. - r' [- Y9 ^# |+ O {8 W* V
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 2 U% G0 `' l- y
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. $ P+ _! o# ^& h' `( H# Y
Condi: Yes, sir. $ n1 M0 t: ^. n- F* G
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 3 q& e( P7 |$ D' t/ V6 `* j
Condi: Kofi? " z: A1 ] V$ I$ Q
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
# _+ {+ H, }) L: H+ V/ T! f( uCondi: And call who?
: E9 {4 h+ f5 E. t& c$ B9 ]George: Who is the guy at the U.N? / _5 c: T4 g2 N, x( o2 l! s( s
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ; M9 n g0 v9 J) r9 j& W L" z0 U: Z
George: Will you stay out of China?! + L, u) {! G. F4 O. z) l
Condi: Yes, sir.
# B0 W, n0 F K4 o* bGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
3 e6 q* H8 N s2 W0 e. c3 k; dCondi: Kofi. * d9 ~: J5 v- v/ e4 u1 z. {) X
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. , ^5 O9 d/ _. Y: W8 J
(Condi picks up the phone.) & }8 C6 @$ L" Z7 l2 p9 p c9 `. W
Condi: Rice, here. 1 }; c5 j3 x' {' E1 ^+ }5 q
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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