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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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5 B9 e: O. W4 W2 G+ N3 }, tGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; Q/ ?, x9 f4 ~% a1 I. Q) DCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
$ Z" ~1 U6 m! E* i, M* `; RGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
) D- R: ]& M9 O: m" r# b" s& CCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 1 E6 B' u% l9 x7 ]7 J, b( ]
George: That's what I want to know. ( M% O. A! h& v! ?& I
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
( o, n2 u8 u) j3 }George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
, n/ ?9 W$ i& J7 j" `: i$ OCondi: Yes. q9 I8 K0 \9 _3 ~, `! b
George: I mean the fellow's name.
~' U7 J0 U4 _: J) j$ SCondi: Hu.
; a# K L8 u7 K- Q9 z+ c! h9 GGeorge: The guy in China. 4 o2 E+ c* k% @7 m, z2 _2 b
Condi: Hu. ; m) o- s, H; v$ R' S0 ]3 A
George: The new leader of China.
$ g( G2 P) @' V) i% I" l: hCondi: Hu. ) `7 k, P. {* x% l. ]* `; s
George: The Chinaman! * \4 }/ m& K8 a$ }, k0 p
Condi: Hu is leading China.
! u* i/ B4 N/ N3 T* ^George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
. k% `% Y/ s3 T) j" B7 l" `! FCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
( v8 l( c6 c) e5 I9 IGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? r$ V# c2 s- b, c* g
Condi: That's the man's name. 4 Q2 C7 _ x. V+ L: V* n4 t4 \/ q
George: That's who's name? 2 q% Q7 Y2 `/ D, ]3 [
Condi: Yes.
+ D1 ~, w" e& I( s1 y7 |& cGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 2 q+ a* T9 ^, i K" L" S
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 y) W# M+ D' t5 x6 s$ N; O! `
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. / J$ a: `' Y( f% t) K# e3 C
Condi: That's correct.
, n5 P5 ^% ?4 LGeorge: Then who is in China? ( H/ B' @4 a2 ~2 T, U
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 v7 |/ c0 Q6 n1 v, v1 r9 Y0 E0 jGeorge: Yassir is in China? . d) U% M2 R5 D7 b5 q: S: Z5 x
Condi: No, sir.
3 [$ h1 n& D' l5 l( v; v. wGeorge: Then who is? & O5 Q! v, g( M; @4 D
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 q) q# h' o( `3 d# BGeorge: Yassir? 1 J, Z% T1 C& q' p0 p
Condi: No, sir. ' j' o% t7 x& u* a4 i1 x: C3 |
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 5 _6 D7 B* k) g; I( V [- d
Condi: Kofi? ) H$ P7 Y; f: R6 D
George: No, thanks.
1 F0 p5 L4 T: }- \Condi: You want Kofi? 0 e7 p( M9 z! ~. R
George: No. 1 {; U1 B0 W+ y8 C0 y
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
; a9 w+ U. z+ ?& v& cGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
# s& ^' N/ D5 Y- |6 F8 O8 `0 r# ~Condi: Yes, sir.
* p7 h2 G& e, H& X$ ~: t# t" fGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
* A3 ~0 M$ w0 U4 n% p; m; TCondi: Kofi? 3 z3 Q/ T) C z+ m/ `
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
[- j) O( P6 F: qCondi: And call who? : O+ Q2 \+ g: M9 `! m1 `! ?% d+ G5 X
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
; j& l6 [, P7 A' e( h/ I; l% l" p# K% ^Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ; w+ m2 a% B* |2 F. o6 p+ m/ y
George: Will you stay out of China?! * t' I. j! t& c
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 a# _' G2 U6 n: N8 ?/ a0 P1 `George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 9 X& g( Q$ H3 b
Condi: Kofi.
; |+ ~, B' Y( [7 CGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 I2 s$ H0 M, U(Condi picks up the phone.) * F; b- u; o% Y+ z& v `; w
Condi: Rice, here. ; c! U% _/ l8 c; u; C2 I
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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