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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ( o) B7 Q1 m2 Y
# A2 s) n1 p0 R! f4 d" _& _2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. $ L$ ]% c. V& ]; j1 Z
! j# K. m, A+ e( ]) u. v3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ! u7 C5 A$ S e
4 G9 r6 S0 v& K4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 7 Z6 o4 b) O, A% t# t- J4 T* M
5 T( m1 J* w2 i5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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! N9 A+ D! X: N; v n% E6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ' |5 ^7 k$ r2 s2 j
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? , ~3 A. `0 M: S
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 4 C6 C, M# P/ l1 @
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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# P3 c2 m+ m# m/ r12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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