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NEVER SAY TO A COP: - H& {; n% ?4 ^+ C/ |
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) # T4 S# y5 ~ p& D
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. c" C8 C* l1 o5 i s) Q, Y7 R
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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- Y' h7 D" l# c* z0 R- M8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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- M$ e" u+ j6 M10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 1 {1 i9 a; k) G* L- j
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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# c2 f1 J2 [; G2 \, R12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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