Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

9 c0 n1 k* J6 h+ \6 k* k3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

" [7 l9 J3 P6 o+ O+ Q4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

! z* E! P& w. W, s. d8 L  t6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

/ b9 H3 ~# N# ]# C6 M: d7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

  u9 J/ q- i; ?2 M/ V$ e! a8. I pay your salary!

5 B0 {. p/ d) d% k9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

5 G! w& |+ j" H) d1 _# C/ A12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"