Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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% D) g/ F3 O3 p# R- m2 t1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2 H! T& @1 Q5 S2 S( D4 p$ R2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

; A- O8 d4 U# ^! g- s$ f' \2 b3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

' [% u  f7 d0 b/ Z4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

4 p& G; [3 S/ g% ]/ H; l6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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; e+ u8 `3 h- L' Y( R/ K8 }7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

! y4 Z/ G1 r6 {0 N1 U  m8. I pay your salary!
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# ?& i2 A# i9 e; F/ R- ?4 V7 \. B/ e9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"