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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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5 u" Q' v$ o$ U i% }+ v9 ]; kA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* R8 \- N r9 Y" u
@* S+ L7 K) p. o+ PThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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( Z: @5 m6 p5 [3 V8 _The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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, g( n2 N9 C$ T0 o; zThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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& M* R! v: G& d0 f5 F1 W6 {- U0 ?He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'& }+ a4 u1 q( {0 y" p$ Y/ h
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?', p6 G# `) N( C+ Y6 o& L6 |3 |% z
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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