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2 v- J' U9 Z% c" ]" CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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& C* Q0 U6 N0 VThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.') s6 v+ D! W1 f# ^6 \
9 }, c6 B: ]- S6 ?$ A) q4 q: F: e4 pThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'. F! ^& ]; w) h* |7 \- R, | w, X
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'& C1 |1 f: d( c7 g( C% c% Y7 _
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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& h. c! H6 J" X9 f2 ^' B/ [* I# `That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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0 b; q: S# m* v4 R7 D; QShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?': s+ p( c) p1 l. L n
# ?$ ]* h# ]% J6 |! y, u% HThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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