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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'" m+ m( @1 V( i: p$ X, y
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'0 w7 W* ~, v1 q% G5 M& R- W, \
7 y: ^6 X7 }! xThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' ^$ m' a! S5 ^! y* W7 W
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'$ e( U4 L2 Q" \2 h2 ?
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 S' `9 ^! I0 }0 f. |# g: k' b% R
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?') |1 \% l9 `: Q; O, L5 [
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'" s+ |( A& C6 n' C, E
& v2 W: q* z9 u) A' v$ Q; QPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'3 J/ M2 L5 @ R
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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