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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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/ z% W, T# d, b: i5 n7 i) tThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'! |. C: |; w7 e+ ?) Z/ [8 E
( d' \( F3 _5 m/ Z: `7 R8 LThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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- }& m& ]2 d+ E. Z0 AThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!', A' O+ E, U. W1 o& G2 J. \
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'5 c* K9 S# X1 {& C$ g/ r2 Q* V" v
" y" ^6 W) c5 mShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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% L! E' E. i' J2 K: kPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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