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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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a9 D* ?0 d7 W$ w- PThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'0 z" Z1 t t7 U' J) o& R
. V/ ?& j6 C- r- Z' _) ?- C! P9 y& ZThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'5 c8 Q0 k% r0 t- q" g8 k9 g9 x
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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( Q9 F7 w+ p# f( s: X/ f$ j9 S7 UThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'. O/ L' w6 X/ c
1 ^) J" k% `& h% H( PThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 O4 ^: L5 P) N+ |" L
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'/ @8 n: H6 Z9 R8 S+ q
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'/ o- J7 L& i) a& {
9 x# q4 G" }! @! Z4 E* FThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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