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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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1 G# R/ w( o: }; ~A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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% k D- A5 }7 {" w4 f* eThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'2 T" ~, Y; }% N0 p; b+ Z
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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! }. I' S+ u! ], g) F, p" wThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 k0 M' `6 D" b+ ^# H" G& U
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# T" ~& G |% w8 j" v; W: o
* k8 D( G6 V/ Z/ R$ y4 yShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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