The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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# u# Q: j! v' y) m4 d7 ]'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* V# w6 L7 P1 H" r0 p" H'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
/ X& V/ U) c: `+ N3 _% v'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ R3 I$ `4 R+ I# P, f- V'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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1 u& b6 C/ ]% V, \3 I'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
+ p8 ~! ~7 Z' l3 [) Q) U# S' |% F7 Y'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
% j9 X7 k( }' b: r* p$ Q# S3 S'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

9 J- Q! M; V0 \: CAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" m) k+ |' ]6 Band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
+ U4 B; Q( h3 X" ]7 Q! EWithin a few days,
, w: F6 k$ |* hthe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
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got watery,
and the
blood
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2 y3 {- D& U$ Z$ DThey all decided that the
8 M- O+ p7 ]# R* S; ~2 H. T6 g$ srectum should be the boss.
2 P) q# M! L9 M. W  G' uThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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( f9 [0 C# f/ s9 C' m* R[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
' \7 m; W3 V. p  w  sI like it.