The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

  o7 Z7 P* N/ h8 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
2 `( p7 ?9 E$ P9 W7 }: k2 H'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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! A4 B8 _7 i+ X  Q8 ?'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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! K" a- D3 l6 E3 o7 F'I should be in charge,' said the
# o+ r) C  _4 M0 l2 [& s8 u+ Bstomach
,
* a; r3 |5 l! a% p3 D7 X'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
* F9 q7 b- A/ Q2 J1 L9 b'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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+ K, c3 e/ k3 p& a( X3 t; ~'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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, p) t$ M' f3 ^- f5 s+ z% xAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
% O5 P- r& m/ v) S+ eand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
/ T2 E/ l+ K7 uWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
: m* w9 p4 N& p* C4 e5 W9 v( V- ~& Fgot wobbly,
  F' z% \" e- S2 Ithe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
$ x+ O" e% b# |They all decided that the
( K2 I; }! v7 ]+ d8 Y0 L" xrectum should be the boss.
3 f4 ^$ n- W2 F2 \The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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3 P+ {$ H+ y7 S- p9 z' r8 n[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

3 {( h' d) D& H7 \$ S" y5 hWhere you got this so funning story!
: o4 C# D/ k" L! BI like it.