The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( t$ @# `$ [! u0 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
$ o+ [! m" \- r9 f1 p! R'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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  B, k+ A, U% L) ?9 F2 H* \'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
' O% F" J" n) n, ~0 s- ?'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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4 L( M8 V& H+ D4 L7 |! h$ T8 |% ~8 z'I should be in charge,' said the
2 ]4 F; K5 U" p8 lstomach
,
, N- V9 i$ q9 X! n0 {; I; W/ P'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
1 P8 ?3 p2 i' K$ R'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

4 X9 S' g2 H$ e% D'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& M( X! A4 K( n'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
% O+ @9 _: u9 Z1 @'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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2 p9 D2 C+ s* a0 K+ d; y( }, WAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
# q+ f7 W, n% c; {and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
& x' _7 Z  Q4 g. Gthe brain had a terrible headache,
4 a9 \5 R8 f% P) ]8 |the stomach
) |' D- G" ?: I$ S& [; B! U. `$ kwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
: Q: r8 Z/ Z" |3 jgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
4 }/ v6 J( w+ i7 TThey all decided that the
/ V$ @. L: Y* a7 w% }) V% j& |rectum should be the boss.
- Y8 ]# S1 o- [! TThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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# `: N6 Z  v) n$ h& P' J[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
/ e) {+ I; r7 g) ~2 f6 ]I like it.