The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. W3 |) M2 Y  L$ T5 Wtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
- ~/ j/ s5 ^" C'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
! \! O4 F0 @/ X2 Y, `+ ]9 Y'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; d: g1 J! g- I$ x1 b'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
8 u0 u4 y8 k# w: D'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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* \0 [2 K# l* P8 d4 w  z'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
7 `8 F( M4 t( {'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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& \* P3 T% T* Y- h+ [6 ?6 QAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
$ G/ V6 N5 X% N/ U) m2 k% D4 G/ d3 ?Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
$ r8 I' A3 ^  k3 t, @4 Rgot wobbly,
* Y6 Z4 d" R- R0 zthe eyes
. m. |* I5 o( c' Cgot watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
# w% G' ?+ u2 Z% Z) ]rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
+ k( A! n3 l9 N" aThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.