The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 L4 {2 a* w. l% o/ oAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
3 T/ s' A$ ^# z  L) Q- B( Z4 d1 ftrying to decide who was the one in charge.
: @' k2 M2 d/ V$ \0 Q3 s'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* a( n2 n0 _' z'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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) x6 G( D, n$ C! R'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: Q' W. _" \+ |( F, O: h1 I'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

8 l& I/ X' ~8 n' f: O, z'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" Q: f8 B2 z5 c" p7 _! f* |'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
8 S" ?* P$ R! C  \1 _# Q% N'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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3 F. Z' W* V* W7 b! R. b) ]5 i$ dAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
: `; Q9 k* M( Z; o5 F1 c0 uWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
" H7 i2 S) V5 dwas bloated,
the legs
8 V$ U' d- d! R4 \got wobbly,
2 w% K4 F$ r" }, Xthe eyes
2 u: V. D* _% s( \2 i( kgot watery,
7 Q1 i% ^4 b8 fand the
4 {- m% \( ^& G" l! Tblood
/ h4 e$ ]2 A; l2 H% n2 swas toxic.
% d* N( J9 j0 f' g1 OThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
$ [9 f2 `$ @. G$ a) QThe Moral of the story?
) G( j) ?7 T( D0 MThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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4 a5 R5 m  U5 Q+ |[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.