The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

9 D. H0 D4 ?4 Z  A' D6 ~( N8 [& t" IAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 c& q) }* G$ x$ e: s* O'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

. E/ m! C( Y" S7 ?2 u, c3 a'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

- X4 M  L5 Q' V5 [( Z* O4 e. e+ kAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
/ s6 L' w; e: \& W. d/ tthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
, [' L0 F2 Q' o: ]was bloated,
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got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
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% P5 ~* \: w" }& L: xThey all decided that the
' P1 {1 o4 R7 J4 _. L9 Urectum should be the boss.
1 u0 R- P; d& i6 @The Moral of the story?
: U4 Z9 }9 M! R; V/ ZThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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4 I& i2 g3 B: D+ W8 e- v[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.