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Blonde Car Accident
0 j6 Y' ]- d' YOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck., I* G% _. u% C) c5 }& [
1 B( B' M! F0 w/ S/ uThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 [$ W# S: w% H8 ?2 u' C+ p# c0 KHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.6 F' ?1 [5 c. j$ J# {+ u. D1 t
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.! g F0 p+ v8 C7 m* A8 X, |
5 T6 O! K p. k6 B7 \The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.7 H2 ~* x! z6 E- R$ h3 T2 \
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.. d0 E! Z6 d; U# A% Z
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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" P5 X% v& [( h6 ], CThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 Z* f M9 B. Y0 O% [
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Rowing Your Boat
) E& ^2 c- ^4 Z' ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.+ ?6 ^: ~6 T4 i* G1 A( V
! @ U; q& u8 }! j- g+ _, [9 `0 NThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ B* L6 y! {- v. l4 C: g7 ?
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I Want to Buy That) O9 K- [" u6 y6 w% _
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.' _( E" @: k+ {1 \8 ~4 _
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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1 Q% z J. s) H; sThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.$ M* l" ^/ c9 g- G" S2 R4 O; A
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.6 s5 h" U1 V1 S9 O! B% E; U- R/ N
7 i$ h L D. W; M; nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.5 L6 A9 H; D- X% S* f5 T3 V
: [! [( y2 f: f, L5 d/ X5 JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"3 {' }& D, [9 S6 `2 C0 c7 ?$ b" p
/ a, E5 F& j8 i- O7 hThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"4 y3 B# W4 a$ s
4 ~' S7 x, a" EAre You Really Sure?9 n4 f% @9 e1 v) r
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ X* m* M4 G1 r1 K. o) Y. R P& lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 s. s8 N* s, F' g7 {0 H
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 e, x* ], f( T9 y
: O/ u/ P7 e- k# FThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."! b9 b$ ^8 W! y+ v; O
9 `$ o9 _4 k( p% ?Blonde Sky Divers L% \& G# } ^) ]+ z5 S4 M( f
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- T4 ]/ y! H0 ^2 k* k' t Q/ f+ |
@/ a+ ] i! V( FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?": D/ i7 @, ?7 e% Q! f+ U6 s( r
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