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Blonde Car Accident
6 C% `- s- Z N* FOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- p4 q4 u& d+ z7 n5 D- x0 W
' y$ M$ O" ^3 X5 W7 _The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ v T# ~% N% A S0 f7 [" `, X! PHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.6 I( ^ g+ F S8 R* v
; F+ J+ B, a6 F- i' F( E5 |- p3 J7 PFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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8 g' \/ ^" d* Y% E) J8 kThe blonde started laughing.
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2 [: G1 \+ T$ aThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield." F! l2 ?2 x! o7 p* C& n
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.3 o8 M! I7 K" P
; [3 N/ J9 R" b" mLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.' x1 G+ j- c$ q1 M: m+ {1 h
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"1 z! P7 u$ u% N$ t/ w- o
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Rowing Your Boat# N0 n( X ^, A1 Y6 M6 Z
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.& }+ p# D5 S% O- ^
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"% l: ~4 R0 V! w6 g
& K. v+ u/ _6 g6 o' n4 @To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."$ C3 K6 p4 }! K9 p6 d+ F
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I Want to Buy That. B" f1 g4 D9 @* R) @) \' E/ L
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.# i* w# I+ P, o# ]6 t9 G
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 Z" x1 H5 O: Z8 n9 BFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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8 W! L% {0 _/ x( R8 S( eSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"8 P/ @+ W! Y8 v1 U
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"9 X9 {; z+ K% Z+ o* c0 T2 T
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Are You Really Sure?5 S$ a4 n( ]: `9 L
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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* i3 P4 h r8 i OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."- u3 t$ b% O1 m7 y
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". b* O/ r7 V4 a9 B( P& ]) c. k5 w8 q2 a
$ i. U! U! \) eThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."! x" F" x0 E& g4 o$ w. q2 h
2 U3 `, _+ W5 O) X5 g- sBlonde Sky Divers# c4 w: O; P% d
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving." y5 y4 o5 \* s5 u
8 X1 R2 p! }1 E3 d: G- Z) Q! NThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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}/ G# ?, R O: X) ZShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 t8 g! I/ f: I0 J: X1 }
$ T8 z5 K3 j; p# }# R4 W# iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"+ F5 ` b+ G0 j* i( M5 d W
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