Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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- m, R, ^) S5 _* X* @The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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& [! m' g5 D6 o- ^He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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% w& r: B% O& T, y1 s- M+ _Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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  @) V! R6 ]  Y/ X; kThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

% i; B, A  X1 d$ M' |. vThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
6 Y1 O& k8 I6 e+ H+ PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

. v0 t# G* b9 P! \The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

$ Y' J+ o' I* L: J+ yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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+ o0 c9 ?4 {+ z. Y4 [I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 @6 R9 S/ r6 \' C3 SFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

2 l" l0 {- o5 D! f# pSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

( ]: E7 E, @$ ~' Q; s1 v$ JTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

1 o5 t$ ^, d8 b5 c0 EAre You Really Sure?
3 W: f) ]* j5 U7 R  _/ O8 uA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

$ V1 r7 }9 x, T& I/ wIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& @, g! {9 H$ @! k. VOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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3 i: V4 Q# i3 X4 L" z( |0 ~1 }The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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