Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
# L6 A6 _, N: _- q* W' L6 f& lOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

/ m7 e) n; {- s" p' w, BThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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  O; T( C/ _8 E' xThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

7 C2 \4 X- c2 D# [( UThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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& F6 O+ ], a7 f, ]( B0 K; }' ]The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

7 S* L8 Z" _, P  F3 ?Rowing Your Boat
( H3 E" f% U; T2 J' `- m9 VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

3 M& @, `% A9 |5 y9 d4 R  E  l# J) VThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 L7 ?6 u2 U7 C% s; eTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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0 s8 ~$ R& O# rThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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# ]" R8 h+ D0 G: CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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" N8 n7 J6 m# V* O" vA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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$ ]8 W' ?3 ?; r* COur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

1 z0 y  ~$ e/ |) [The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

: f3 f0 Q- B/ ZBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

$ O5 J/ x: d& ^# l6 j/ JThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

  W+ T4 X: ~1 a6 Y& zShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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  K2 H+ {5 }  M$ ~( E8 y( Z[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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