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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
* B" J- q, |! d2 POne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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  `0 d% m( h$ y9 ^* mThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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( P3 s# g" M7 n: J# o9 @/ @He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ d1 q6 F# U& n  \* r
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.3 d1 R! _  H& P' ]/ l6 _

4 [# p  x# [+ B: d  m( j6 RThe blonde started laughing.3 m6 g! p+ E2 {5 l8 K

5 j1 @( `  J; b8 A. O; L3 {This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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1 s: s/ g  b2 ^9 gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.6 e+ `7 b: R, ~. m. ]! ]" p

* R( l8 ^0 t& _) S6 |1 nLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., w0 c9 M5 U  ~$ e# B
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ _: \9 Q2 W+ O  }, L4 ^! t

7 I4 n# r1 W# U; b8 zThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 }5 Y( |. r2 S" jRowing Your Boat
. f1 L5 `  O4 R, Y  f: h6 aTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.% V! a7 M3 J' y

# I( }' }( n" D, E8 B$ PThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"8 b2 z4 |, Z7 y5 O6 G0 Q

# E0 s3 Z+ S# o. Z. OTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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  f% ?3 y+ Z8 n7 N; LI Want to Buy That
4 u5 A& i; i) T' _  E6 bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.3 T$ D- n6 I0 Z4 _7 a* g0 O
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( T4 S- _( p6 f$ p0 k
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% h" g$ C7 D& e+ h
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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8 L# m5 b; N$ w: N* m9 Y( a: ^  lSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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0 f3 V3 s  O" c/ q: W( pTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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3 V, W3 k0 O: j: D6 R2 K% z+ w; GThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 `# S/ A$ ~; Y2 E5 uThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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1 v3 @/ ^1 |: b& ~( o, e4 UAre You Really Sure?
8 _" g$ b0 @$ P3 a" ^8 _7 oA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"1 N/ P- t: s2 ^0 A# ]% h/ p

! o% y7 X1 T; E% VIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."8 U+ d& j2 _2 }3 `# q/ b

5 w' {& f0 `' ^+ ?Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers5 ]6 w+ Z2 ~3 y, z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving., H. U+ a/ U" O5 e' b3 C

+ @) u' c8 J/ C2 C# {. F6 D3 rThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.7 m4 Z( R9 L* L4 `1 C
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing., Q0 _# b% {# Q$ ]

3 i6 ^- w$ T# d4 |2 iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"5 r2 i0 _5 i: {! ~4 h5 c- D0 {
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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