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Blonde Car Accident
8 U8 m2 g/ g) \5 tOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.+ v ?, R0 j i; |0 D- s7 Y
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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0 N* d+ H% ?2 S! E1 ?Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.# d! ~8 E0 `. u+ ?
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The blonde started laughing.
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; l( v8 s6 W9 G/ _This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.- m0 k4 l% Q# T, U. i+ f Z* g
5 j& I: O0 y, ?" ]( uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.1 D' x: B5 A! S' W4 _
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"* x* e( r- y* A S
9 R; M6 Z5 T2 V# kRowing Your Boat
' t* n S' z) t: m3 q$ j9 OTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.5 l% B; t. F& h- H, \1 p' T- [
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"* _5 }3 s, z. o* |* {: d$ Y
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That; t; J b ?! p) b; ] T
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." M% m% ^5 M' g/ I5 s
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' q9 n6 E# H$ z7 a, @% x1 F' i8 kThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.. w$ ^) W5 ~5 t; U
* d0 S. }' b5 g' }" ^9 n; DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 R( q. `6 o% D O* a+ R- n
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% l. b. X8 G( C8 l% ?
1 t# E. m, Z, ^0 `& RTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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' x! J5 y. i9 q5 g( ~8 [( B. jThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"% B& w: I2 I* o) C
* G8 z, |7 q& V& M! D. y6 m5 B2 M: aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"% V* e) f' ] y% y0 d" g
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Are You Really Sure?0 m: W" D' }! u
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"- z3 {9 o$ ^, K3 D
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"4 j( m' k$ U/ f4 `; Q
4 \' c- O+ g2 K: cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 @+ y. v, c% j2 q- j" Y
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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1 |5 P; x, B$ R$ \9 O- n- OShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.7 i1 ]: c/ n- v" r1 x( m2 R J# [
. n5 {" U' D8 y* i3 NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"* i4 {) |+ C( V3 y+ |6 J
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