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Blonde Car Accident
, H. t+ y3 ~# oOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. Z& G. Z( ~" I. h* X
5 F$ \! o* P9 L) ^2 b+ z7 iHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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: F9 O1 `3 P9 h R, l% Z2 fThe blonde started laughing.* d/ Z7 u3 i# x9 ~2 e8 M
( M z" y+ b0 L, RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.4 N l: G. E- C4 x; B
9 t! e" ^8 _3 n% N7 d( r u, |( CThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.3 E+ L- @1 V, r9 U9 v
* W# u$ _2 N- w8 I/ nThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.) [' `8 y- j7 U+ y9 m% H, c
3 u/ s6 X8 P# @# o( OThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
, J# X1 a: P& O: R% I! jTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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2 s# E2 w, |. c+ G; P/ BTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."; V" H* \0 ~$ B6 a5 @) m, o& w
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I Want to Buy That/ q) @, Z' G( V* K
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 V: b, `7 @; P! }+ F7 S, V$ Y7 h
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# P$ [5 X5 g. P
& ^- ]* y4 f6 u2 x* h- aThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.1 E: j2 |! n4 t8 G
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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7 L$ i4 q8 P# uTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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% O9 j. G6 s4 x' C7 P; _; hThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- E6 d3 ~" j& D' m, T& Q0 D
% |1 ?! m7 k% S1 W# QThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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! Y0 c( H/ [3 Z1 s) SAre You Really Sure?- Q$ i& G3 W9 [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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; w" K2 r! b; U8 A+ ]* _: q( l8 iOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."0 l/ K9 Z% @! [) L5 w/ j/ v
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ H/ |: f( H$ x2 M+ h3 P. @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 d; S. ^# A! U3 u7 K1 L K
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens./ \" |5 C, w* V1 g/ D" l' }0 v
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing., T1 N6 q6 G! S. n6 J0 E- G7 R
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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